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Free Mojtaba and Arash Day

I spent the evening at the hospital checking up on Dad (he’s doing well

— he talked wedding plans for nearly the full visit) so I haven’t had

a chance to post the graphic below until now:

Photo: Free Mojtaba and Arash day!

Today — all remaining 30 seconds of it — is Free Mojtaba and Arash Day.

Mojtaba Saminejad and Arash Sigarchi are imprisoned in Iran for

blogging — although the charges levelled against them are espionage

and “insulting the country’s leaders”. More details are available at Reuters, the BBC, Iz Reloaded and at the Committee to Protect Bloggers (good cause, so-so name).

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It Happened to Me Music

Nine Inch Nails: The Hand That Feeds

Graphic: Nine Inch Nails 'NIN' logo.

I discovered one of my great guilty musical pleasures — Nine Inch

Nails — in early 1990, when that first album, Pretty Hate Machine was

a few months old. It’s one of a handful of albums around that time that

made me go “Who is this? I must have this!” after hearing only a few

songs (Smashing Pumpkins’ Gish and Nirvana’s Nevermind and Ween’s Pure Guava come to mind).

Trent Reznor is one of my musical heroes, as he proved that you could

play synth and still not sound wuss-a-riffic (before I was the Accordion Guy, I was a synth guy). Prior to Trent, most

people’s image of synth players weren’t terribly positive (Paul

Schaffer, you hurt a lot of keyboard players everywhere), and that went

double in the proto-emo-rock scene of 1992 Kingston, Ontario, where my

buddies Karl Mohr, “Craigertronic” and I were the three synth guys in

the small town of a thousand guitars. He made it cool to smash a

keyboard onstange, something I managed to do only once (after my wonky

Yamaha finally died during a gig).

Trent made my DJ career (1989-1994) at Crazy Go Nuts University stand out. While

the other campus pubs were cranking out the pap of the day — Marky

Mark’s Good Vibrations and Bryan Adams’ Everything I Do (I Do It For

You) and more Color Me Badd than you can shake a  stick at — you

came to Clark Hall Pub to hear Nine Inch Nails, along with Ministry,

Public Enemy, Sonic Youth and Jane’s Addiction.

I was the drunk guy dancing right by that stage when Nine Inch Nails

played Lollapalooza ’91 here in Accordion City. Maybe not the only drunk guy, but I

was there. And drunk.

Trent also played in indirect part in my accordion career. The first

number I played on accordion in front of a large crowd was Head Like a

Hole, which I did with Karl Mohr in front of the stunned goth masses at

the now-defunct Sanctuary Vampire Sex Bar (the story appears here).


Nine Inch Nails’ upcoming album, With Teeth, is due to be released on

May 3rd. It’s expected to be a more song-oriented album; Der Trentster

said in a recent Rolling Stone interview that “It’s going to be twelve

good punches in the face – no

fillers, no instrumentals, just straight to the point.” My face awaits!

As a fan, I present to you something I stumbled across — a crappy MP3 recording of the first single off the album, The Had That Feeds

[3.9 MB MP3, enclosure]. It’s a catchy basic little rocker whose really

fat bassline should sound good in the full-fidelity version. Enjoy!

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It Happened to Me

"The Call", Again

I got “the call” again today.

“The call” my own little name for the phone call I get from a family

member to inform me that Dad has yet again wound up in the hospital. As

I’ve probably mentioned dozens of times before in this blog, the

“perfect storm” of diabetes, a heart condition and lowered immunity

because of the anti-rejection drugs he has to take for his kidney

transplant means that keeping Dad’s health in balance is like trying to

keep a marble on balanced on the head of a pin by blowing at it from

all sides.

Long story short: last night, after we had our regular Sunday family

meal (a special treat this time: lunch at Dynasty for dim sum), Dad

didn’t feel like eating dinner. This morning, he took a turn for the

worse and got taken to the hospital, where he had some kind of cardiac

attack. Luckily — it feels strange to use the word “luckily” in this

context — he just happened to be in the right place at the right time.

The appropriate measures were taken, and Dad spent the afternoon

sleeping peacefully.

He woke up at about 5:30 this afternoon and saw me by his bedside.

“So,” he asked immediately after coming to, “Is the wedding still on? You can’t back out now that your mother has bought her dress.

(That’s his favourite joke; he says it every time he sees me.)

Daaaaaaaaaad!


I thought I’d send out a special thanks to both the staff at St. Joseph’s Health Centre for being such top-flight and nice people and to Boss Ross, CEO Elliot

and the Tucows human resources staff for understanding that I’ve got to

blaze out of the office and into the hospital every now and again.

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Amen!

Sooner or later, we all pray for this…

Graphic: Christian-style 'inspirational' image -- boy at prayer, with caption 'Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.'

If you don’t want it to sound so tech-y, feel free to replace “standard TCP/IP” with “the internet”.

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Speaking of Out-of-Fashion Words…

…when’s the last time you saw the word “chortle” in a newspaper headline (see the previous entry)? Or heard it in a conversation?

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Look Out, Batman, Here Come the Boners!

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'So! They laugh at my boner, will they? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!'

“First, I’ll need two dozen oysters, some of that Harry Potter ecstasy,
a bottle of Viagra and a subscription to Maxim…”

Have you ever used the word “boner” mean “an embarassing mistake” rather than “manifestation of male sexual arousal”? I haven’t, but the writers at DC Comics have — in fact, they devoted an entire issue of Batman to boners!

Comic: Panel featuring the Joker saying 'This emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham City will rue the day it mentioned boner!'

So will the guy who wrote this comic.

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Video: The "Jump the Shark" Moment

In 1985, one Sean J. Connolly coined the phrase “jump the shark”,

which his friend John Hein would use as the name of his web site 12

years later. For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with your pop

culture, here’s the definintion of “jump the shark”, taken from the

site:

Q. What is jumping the shark?

A. It’s a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite

television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on…it’s all

downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it “Jumping the Shark.”  From

that moment on, the program will simply never be the same.

“Jumping the shark” comes from the fifth-season episode of Happy Days

in which the Fonz accepts a challenge from a rival to waterski-jump

over a shark. The rival chickens out at the last minutes, but the Fonz

is too cool to win by forfeit and makes the jump anyway. I have vague

memories of this episode (remember, this was September 1977 and I was

9) but I understand how “jumping the shark” became synonymous from

“it’s all downhill from here.”

If you’ve never seen the “jumping the shark” moment, you’re in luck:

someone recently posted it in Windows Media format [2.5 MB, enclosure],

and it’s even cheesier than I remember. Especially since the Fonz does the jump wearing his stolen-from-Brando trademark leather jacket/white T-shirt combo.