Seen while shopping this morning. The allergy warning line below the ingredients is generally a good thing, but I think it’s redundant when the food in question has a single ingredient.
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Month: April 2016
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Toddler vs. CEO
Click the comic to see the original at The Cooper Review.
This comic by The Cooper Review doesn’t depict my current CEO, and it may or may not depict your current CEO, but it depicts a lot of CEOs out there.
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Want to test an iPhone/iPad game?
Wine Crush is a simple “Candy Crush”-like game that I’m developing for my friends at Aspirations Winery in the nearby city of Clearwater. It’s the first of a few apps that I hope to publish to the App Store this year. If you’ve got an hour or so to spare and are the sort of person who always has ideas on how apps could be improved, this opportunity’s the one you’ve been waiting for!
Wine Crush is a pretty straightforward game. You play by creating matching groups of wine-related images — glasses of wine, bottles, corks, grapes and cheese — in groups of three or more. You can create horizontal matching groups…
…or vertical matching groups:
You score points for creating matching groups, and the goal for each level of the game is to score a target number of points within a given number of moves. If you meet the goal, you get to proceed to the next level. If you don’t, it’s GAME OVER.
“Wine-O Bingo” at Aspirations Winery, summer 2014. My wife Anitra’s third from the left, and I’m the smiling guy across the table from her, fourth from the right.
Wine Crush is designed as a promotional tool for Aspirations Winery, which is run by Bill and Robin Linville. My wife Anitra has been buying their wines for years. She took me to one of their regular “Wine-O Bingo” events in 2014 (pictured above), and made friends with them after entertaining their guests with a couple of their accordion numbers. Soon after, I approached them with a proposition: Would you like to have an iPhone game for your winery?
They said yes, and I got to work. Starting with the “How to make a game link Candy Crush” tutorials from RayWenderlich.com as a basis, I put together a game with wine-related imagery and Aspirations’ branding, using artwork that Robin provided. The backgrounds for the games’ levels are various labels for Aspirations’ wines, and there are a couple of buttons on the main screen that you can click to find out more about the winery.
For Aspirations, it’s a cute little way to get their name out their in a way that sets them apart from most other small family-owned wineries. As for me, this app is a way for me to help out some friends, sharpen my programming skills, build a portfolio, and gain some valuable experience with the App Store. Aside from a fair bit of free wine (for which I’m very grateful), I’m not getting paid for this project.
Wine Crush needs to be tested before I put it on the App Store. As the developer, I’m a little too close to the project to spot all the bugs and places where it could be improved. That’s where you come in. I’m looking for a small group of people who like trying out new apps to take a pre-release version of Wine Crush for a spin, point out problems and crashes, and give me some feedback. I will also ask you to test some other interesting iPhone/iPad/Apple TV projects I’m working on. It won’t be an all-consuming process; all I’m asking for is a little bit of your downtime and your opinions.
Does the opportunity to test and give feedback on soon-to-be-released iPhone/iPad/Apple TV apps sound interesting to you? If it does and you’d like to join the test group, drop me a line at joey@joeydevilla.com.
Real cat not included, but seriously, if you’re into this sort of thing,
you probably have several already.
I belong to a couple of Facebook groups where Accordion Bay locals swap and shop their pricey goods. I used them to sell my old 2011 MacBook Pro, iPad 2, and a bunch of accessories as a bundle for a nice price, and I’ve seen items that I’ve considered buying. I didn’t consider the “cat table” pictured above, but if you’d like it, the Tampa area owner’s asking US$200 (CAD$254 at the time of writing), and I will gladly make an introduction.
I’m more interested in this thing, but I’m probably picking up a replacement for Rhonda the Honda (my trusty ’98 CR-V) later this year. For $26,000 — plus the costs of mooring and maintenance — this can be yours! Once again, if you’re seriously interested, I can make an introduction:
This is another data point for the claim that any New Yorker cartoon can be recaptioned with “I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn” and be just as funny.
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Someday…
Click the photo to see the source.
…we in the United States will be able to get along with each other like these two pals, and overlook things like creed, sexual orientation, skin color, and tragically bad taste in footwear. (Seriously, dude, what’s with the Spider-Man socks-and-sandals combo?)