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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me The Current Situation

I spent more on this accordion than Trump spent on his taxes

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Sign of the day

Wait — I thought that’s what the term “elevator pitch” was all about!

Being a “glass half-full” person, I will note that the sign-maker at the University of Alabama at least got the spelling of the word “genitalia” correct, unlike their counterpart at Mississippi State:

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America The Current Situation

Guess what day it is…

This still is from the “Garbage Day!” scene from the 1987 film Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2:

Thanks to Alistair Morton for the find!

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America The Current Situation

I’m not a fan of the new season of “Arrested Development”

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Tampa Bay The Current Situation

Congratulations, Tampa Bay Lightning — 2020 Stanley Cup champs!

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I’m originally from Toronto, so I’d given up all hope of ever seeing the home team win the Cup. But I live in Tampa now!

I’m going to have to teach this classic Canadian ditty to my fellow Tampeños:

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America It Happened to Me The Current Situation

Every phone call with my family in Canada

Just had a FaceTime conversation with Mom, and it went pretty much like this.

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“Dave’s not here, man.”

Image by Gregory Klein, posted to the “Star Trek Shitposting” Facebook group.

As a fan of both Star Trek: The Next Generation and Cheech and Chong, this made me chortle.

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