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It’s the Year of the Sad Horse!

Today — Tuesday, February 17, 2026 — marks the start of the Lunar New Year, and this year is traditionally known as the Year of the Fire Horse.

But thanks to a manufacturing error, it’s also the Year of the Sad Horse.

Illustration by Sketchplanations.

Since the Chinese zodiac characters are animals (here’s their origin story), each new year sees the release of a plush version of that year’s animal, made out in red, gold, and white, which are the colors of good fortune.

Since this is the year of the horse, here’s what this year’s plushie is supposed to look like:

However, because of a manufacturing error, many of those plush horses’ snouts were attached upside-down, turning their smiles into these glum expressions:

Surprisingly, this error made the horses incredibly popular, probably because they’re reflecting the current mood.

From NBC News:

At a time of slowing economic growth and dimming job prospects for many workers, the toy has been embraced as the “cry cry horse” and become an internet sensation.

“The economy hasn’t been great, and life’s been tough for a lot of people these past couple of years,” said Zhang Ziqi, 24, a teacher in Hebei province. “That crying expression really matches how most people feel — stressed, anxious, kind of down.”

“It’s about allowing yourself to not be OK, to admit you’re in a low period,” she said in an interview this week.

Zhang Huoqing, owner of the Happy Sister shop in Yiwu, a wholesale hub in central Zhejiang province, explained that a worker sewed its snout on the wrong way. When a customer pointed out the mistake, she offered a refund — but the customer didn’t return the horse.

Photos of the sad horse appeared online, spread via social media, and it’s now a viral hit.

“Many customers liked it, and then it started selling very well,” she told Reuters. “So we just kept producing them.”

From NBC News:

Since then, Zhang’s shop has been rushing to keep up with orders for the “accidental edition,” including some from overseas, and knockoffs have proliferated online. According to media reports, the worker who first made the mistake has been rewarded with an annual bonus of 8,888 yuan ($1,280) for the next 12 years.

Why 8,888? Because 8 is the lucky number in many Asian cultures. Pronounced in Mandarin, it sounds like which means “to get rich.” In fact, the New Year greeting in Mandarin, gong xi fa cai, really means “Hope you get rich.”

I’ll let Ronnie Chieng explain:

And yes, you can order a Sad Horse here in the U.S.! I ordered mine through Walmart:

If there’s a lesson to be learned from this, it’s that sometimes a bug can be a feature, or as I like to say: “When life gives you SARS, you make SARSaparilla.”

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The Boston gig where you get paid to watch “Melania” has been canceled

I’ll let the updated posting in Craigslist explain:

*******UPDATE PLEASE READ*******

Thank you for your interest in

“Melania: Twenty Days to History.”

We had an incredible response to this offer and were excited to provide true American Patriots the opportunity to attend the best documentary ever created while providing some much-needed relief for Biden’s economy.

However, due to widespread coverage and backlash surrounding this offer in the fake news media, counsel has advised us that proceeding would run afoul of campaign finance laws. Considering the funding of the film by Amazon, we were shocked to hear this, but cannot take the risk.

Therefore, we are unable to move forward. As usual, this is the fault of the lunatic left and their corrupt election laws. They HATE America and will do anything to destroy this country.

On the bright side, this incredible film is now SOLD OUT everywhere, with box office success like no one has EVER seen.

Melania is incredibly thankful for your support and as always, encourages you to BE BEST!

Please consider making contributions and buying goods offered on her site, https://www.melaniatrump.com/pages/be-best

Just one incredible example of a wonderful piece of jewelry for sale is available here:

https://www.melaniatrump.com/products/vote-freedom?variant=44273836261571

THANK YOU ALL!

Here’s a screen capture of the updated Craigslit Boston posting:

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Craigslist Boston gig: Someone will pay you $50 to watch “Melania” this weekend!

Trump and the MAGA crowd like to talk about “Soros-funded paid agitators,” partly because they can’t imagine anyone doing something out of a sense of civic duty or community, and partly because paying people to act as if they believe in a certain thing, even if they don’t actually believe in or endorse it, is just the way they operate.

So it should come as no surprise that they’re now paying people to watch the unwatched (and from some reviews, unwatchableMelania film. Pictured above is a screenshot I took from Craigslist Boston at around 4 p.m. on Thursday, January 29th. (Here’s the link to the Craigslist ad.)

Here’s the thing, and this is me putting on my “developer relations” and “community building” hat:

The optics are poor, and there are better ways to “seed” an audience.

They could have easily just bought out the theatre, sent out invitations to pro-Trump groups, influencers, people in the area who are on their email/phone/texting lists, give out popcorn and soda for free, make it a party, and capture the entire thing on video.

Look, I know times are tough out there, so I’m not going to judge you if you’re in Boston and need the money. It’s also an opportunity to do hilarious things — I’ll leave those as an exercise for the reader.

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What a year, huh?

It’s going to be one helluva year, I think. Take care of yourselves.

Thanks to Lenar Mukhamadiev for the find!

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Geography exercise of the day

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Homeland Security’s increasingly unhinged social media posts

This trash recently appeared on my Facebook feed:

Jim Stewartson, author of the newsletter MindWar: The Psychological War on Democracy, has already done the math on this “100 million deportations” number, so I’ll simply quote the figures from his recent piece, Happy Race War! (Or anything but the Epstein Files):

To put this number in perspective:

  • The total number of undocumented immigrants in America is about 14 million.
  • The total number of foreign-born people in America—including naturalized citizens—is about 53 million.
  • The total number of Black and Hispanic people in America is about 110 million.
  • 100 million is almost a third of the total U.S. population.
  • Millions would necessarily die in any such process.
  • The economy would collapse.

And yeah, Yours Truly, although legally here, would probably get included in that number, all for the sole reason that I probably don’t fit in the current administration’s view of the sort of people they’d like to see remaining in this country.

The “besieged by the third world” line comes straight from the 1973 dystopian fiction / racist manual Le Camp de Saints (published in English as The Camp of the Saints), which former Trump strategist Steve Bannon uses as a reference (as do many high-ranking bigots).

Expect more of this as the administration ramps up with race war in Minnesota.

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A special picdump for those strange days between Christmas and New Year’s

The eight days from Christmas to New Year, traditionally known as the Christmas Octave, are a strange time for those of us in the working world. Some of us are back at work, some of us aren’t, and it feels like we’re simultaneously busy and getting nothing done at the same time.

This special picdump is all about the Octave — enjoy!