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God’s Business Plan

All the best business plans got started as scribbling on napkins…

God's business plan, written on a napkin.
Click the photo to see it at full size. Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Virgil Could Use a Hug Right About Now


Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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100 Words Every High School Graduate Should Know

According to the folks at Houghton Mifflin, every high school grad should be familiar with the words in the list below. I’m not surprised that I was unfamiliar with the word abstemious given its meaning, and moiety is now part of my vocabulary.

  1. abjure
  2. abrogate
  3. abstemious
  4. acumen
  5. antebellum
  6. auspicious
  7. belie
  8. bellicose
  9. bowdlerize
  10. chicanery
  11. chromosome
  12. churlish
  13. circumlocution
  14. circumnavigate
  15. deciduous
  16. deleterious
  17. diffident
  18. enervate
  19. enfranchise
  20. epiphany
  21. equinox
  22. euro
  23. evanescent
  24. expurgate
  25. facetious
  26. fatuous
  27. feckless
  28. fiduciary
  29. filibuster
  30. gamete
  31. gauche
  32. gerrymander
  33. hegemony
  34. hemoglobin
  35. homogeneous
  36. hubris
  37. hypotenuse
  38. impeach
  39. incognito
  40. incontrovertible
  41. inculcate
  42. infrastructure
  43. interpolate
  44. irony
  45. jejune
  46. kinetic
  47. kowtow
  48. laissez faire
  49. lexicon
  50. loquacious
  51. lugubrious
  52. metamorphosis
  53. mitosis
  54. moiety
  55. nanotechnology
  56. nihilism
  57. nomenclature
  58. nonsectarian
  59. notarize
  60. obsequious
  61. oligarchy
  62. omnipotent
  63. orthography
  64. oxidize
  65. parabola
  66. paradigm
  67. parameter
  68. pecuniary
  69. photosynthesis
  70. plagiarize
  71. plasma
  72. polymer
  73. precipitous
  74. quasar
  75. quotidian
  76. recapitulate
  77. reciprocal
  78. reparation
  79. respiration
  80. sanguine
  81. soliloquy
  82. subjugate
  83. suffragist
  84. supercilious
  85. tautology
  86. taxonomy
  87. tectonic
  88. tempestuous
  89. thermodynamics
  90. totalitarian
  91. unctuous
  92. usurp
  93. vacuous
  94. vehement
  95. vortex
  96. winnow
  97. wrought
  98. xenophobe
  99. yeoman
  100. ziggurat

If you’re a Simpsons fan, the word chicanery should be familiar to you (“Oh, Mr. Homer…What has reduced you to such cheap chicanery?”). If you remember your Phil Hartman-era SNL, you might recall his use of the word jejune (“Compulsion” by Calvin Kleen). Monty Python fans will have run into a form of expurgate (the bookstore skit), lugubrious appears in both Lou Reed lyrics (The Original Wrapper) and an old Zippy the Pinhead comic strip and I recall the word sanguine being used in an 80’s-era X-Men comic.

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My Articles at Global Nerdy

Scene from a user-submitted Heinz ketchup commercial.

Over at the tech blog I write, Global Nerdy, I’ve got these stories:

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Portland’s "Jesus is Lord" Neon Sign

John Philip Green, Pete Forde and I went out one night in Portland to check out Ground Kontrol, an place that’s both bar and arcade devoted to 80’s pinball and video games (I wrote a little bit about the arcade in Global Nerdy). Along the way, we passed by a glowing red neon sign that proclaimed “Jesus is Lord” and couldn’t resist posing beneath it. You know, just in case The Rapture happened that night, or perhaps we might get discovered as supermodels. You never know.

We took the Max, Portland’s light rail system, from the convention center to the stop at Skidmore Fountain. The place’s name is so spot on that it’s downright Dickensian:

'Residence-free individuals' at Portland's Skidmore Fountain light rail stop.
The light rail stop at Skidmore Fountain, Portland, Oregon.

Here’s John, posing underneath the sign. Jesus, please send him some venture capital!

John Philip Green poses beneath a 'Jesus is Lord' neon sign in Portland.
John looks like he believes. Testify!

Pete struck a good pose:

Pete Forde poses beneath a 'Jesus is Lord' neon sign in Portland.
Pete: “Dear Jesus, please give me a brand new drum kit…”

And here I am. Yea, though I walk through the valley of darkness, I have no fear, for I have a big honkin’ accordion:

Joey deVilla poses beneath a 'Jesus is Lord' neon sign in Portland.
Me: “Yay-us! The power of the accordion compels you!”

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More from That Pre-Keynote Performance at RailsConf

Here’s a great shot that New York-based Ruby guy Sebastian Delmont posted to Flickr — it’s of that pre-keynote performance that I did with RailsConf organizer Chad Fowler:

Joey deVilla and Chad Fowler performing the pre-keynote number at RailsConf 2007.
Click the image to see it on its Flickr page

Texas-based Ruby guy Sean McMains took a video of the whole performance:

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The Tamago Double Mac: Two McFoods in One

Having trouble choosing deciding whether to have an Egg McMuffin or a Big Mac? In Japan, you can get both in a single package: the Tamago Double Mac (tamago is Japanese for “egg”). You get the two burgers for the Big Mac-ness, bacon and poached egg for Egg McMuffin goodness, pepper sauce to make it its own thing, and optional cheese.

Advertisement for 'Tamago Double Mac'.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Adding an egg to a burger isn’t anything new. The Kiwis put fried eggs on their burgers, and fried eggs are optional at the American chain Fatburger.

To push the Tamago Double Mac over the top, you could give it the “Fat Kreme” treatment: replace the bun with a Krispy Kreme donut sliced bagel-style.