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Money Stranger than Fiction

There’s risk tolerance, and then there’s RISK TOLERANCE

In this video posted on Reddit’s “WallStreetBets” subreddit, you can see a cabbie who knows how to make the most of every moment. While at a red light, he’s on a tablet trading Bitcoin.

Consider the risks involved:

  • Using a tablet while driving…
  • in Montreal (the street signs and billboard with “A LOUER” — which means “FOR RENT” — and a 415 area code)…
  • and trading Bitcoin…

…this cabbie loves to live dangerously! I wish him lots of luck.

Watch the video here.

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Florida It Happened to Me Tampa Bay

Last night’s flooding

Nebraska Avenue in Tampa, just south of Sligh, flooded
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Seminole Heights’ seal, which depicts a two-headed alligatorLast night was just a tropical storm and not a hurricane, but Nebraska Avenue south of Sligh — not a tiny road, but a main thoroughfare — flooded so much that a number of cars had stalled out there. It gave me serious Philippines deja vu, where flooding often happens after a typhoon.

We flew home from Toronto yesterday, and fortunately, we landed about 20 minutes before the storm hit. I took the photo above from our ride.

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America The Current Situation

Useful tribal knowledge for a mass shooting era

Keyboards on a wall display at a pawn shop under a “KORG” banner.
Keyboards at Little River Pawn, Little River, South Carolina.

Chad Baker posted this bit of advice on Facebook back in 2018, and I became aware of it yesterday thanks to Tim Tate:

Apparently this tribal knowledge has not been passed down.

If someone at school is bullying you, go to any pawn shop (there’s one in every town) DO NOT GO TO THE RIFLE WALL, TURN AROUND and go to the OTHER wall, and buy one of these:

An electric bass guitar with a price tag.

Or, if your preference is towards keyboards, something like this:

Joey deVilla’s collection of electronic keyboards and accordions.

You can purchase one at any age. There is no background check. They are cheap. There is no waiting period. You can open carry them anywhere.

Take it home. Practice. Talk to other dorks that wear the same shirts you do. Start a band. Get loud. Scream about how rotten it is that everyone is against you and no one will sleep with you. Get it all out.

DO NOT KILL ANYONE.

A family in Austin, Texas posing with “80% of their gun collection” laid out on their large back deck.
“Joel, 44, and Lynne, 43, in Austin, Texas, with their children and 80 per cent of their gun collection.” From a series of photos by Italian photographer Gabriele Galimberti, who traveled the U.S. taking photos of Americans and their guns. See Tony Pierce’s Facebook post for more from the series.

Now don’t get me wrong: guns are cool and fun to fire (my great-uncle’s company is the Philippines’ biggest Winchester importer), but too many people in the U.S. have either made it the god they worship, or at least a core part of their identity. And as a result, the guns come out whenever they feel threatened, or even just slighted — as a response to bullying, the bogus “Great Replacement,” or even when a fellow movie-goer throws popcorn at them.

Infographic: The Social brain and Music, showing the mental health benefits of playing and listening to music
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The old canard that hardcore misinterpreters of the Second Amendment like to pull out after every shooting is “We don’t have a gun problem, we have a mental health problem” (and while mental health does play a role, science — and Sciencepoint out that the issue actually is an over-proliferation of guns).

But let’s assume that it’s just a mental health issue. Want a fix? Get more people to pick up musical instruments instead of guns. We have lots of research and evidence showing the cognitive and emotional benefits of listening and playing music, and lots of research on the deleterious effects of guns and “gun thinking.”

Anitra Pavka and Joey deVilla at their wedding, with Joey playing accordion.

Pick up an instrument. Master a skill that will pay off in so many ways, from dexterity to improved brain function to confidence discipline and time management to creativity to making friends.

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Slice of Life

But there ARE times when the Urban Dictionary is EXACTLY the right book…

Comic featuring a dictionary, thesaurus, encyclopedia, and Urban Dictionary singing about what they’re for.
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This comic by Hannah Hillam made me laugh. It was sent to me by a friend who still hasn’t forgiven me for pointing him to an Urban Dictionary entry that seems to have scarred him for life.

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The Current Situation

The Joe Rogan approach, captured in a single meme

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The Current Situation

My Mother’s Day greetings for 2022

And last, but certainly not least, is a Happy Mother’s Day to my own mom, whom I haven’t seen in person since December 2019, but whom I’ll get to see soon!

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America The Current Situation

European conservatism vs. American conservatism

Comic that opens with “I’m from Europe and tend to vote Conservative, so whenever I see something political going down in America I just kind of figure I”m on the Republicans’ side.”
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