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Lost in Translations

Here’s a graphic I stumbled across yesterday. It’s for a book in

French, which I’ve shown below. The title translates directly as “The

Virtual Samurai,” and as you can see, its author is Neal Stephenson,

“The Dark Prince of Hacker Fiction”:

“Virtual Samurai?” you might be asking yourself. “He wrote no such

book!” However, he did, but under the title for which it is better

known:


Snow Crash: published in 1992, this book is considered to be an indispensable part of the Geek Canon, seated at the right hand of William Gibson’s “Sprawl Series”.

I bought it in November 1992 based on a quick blurb in some

nerd/culture magazine — either the

dreadfully-too-into-the-Grateful-Dead Mondo 2000 or boing boing (not the blog, but the magazine that preceded it) — and a hearty

recommendation from a young and excitable nerd manning the counter at

the old Bakka Books on Queen Street (who may have been this guy).

I was a computer science student at Crazy Go Nuts University

at the time, and it was this book that inspired me to go beyond the

particular areas for which I was displaying a knack — namely, software

engineering and databases — and take up a computer networking course.

You must remember that in 1992, the World Wide Web was a pet project of

European nuclear scientists for posting their papers; you surfed the

net via Usenet or Gopher.

The “Virtual Samurai” to whom the French edition’s title refers is Hiro

Protagonist, who is — as his name suggests — one of the book’s two

protagonists. He’s a half-Japanese half-African-American hacker who

also delivers pizza in 30 minutes or less. He’s a good swordsman in the

real world, but in the Metaverse, the next-generation virtual reality

internet of the book’s world, he’s the top-ranking swordfighter. While

he is a major character in the book, it’s not completely his story. The

French retitling is like renaming Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope) as “The Restless Farmboy Who Whined a Lot”.

(There are worse examples of retitling for translations. One notable case that comes to mind is the movie The Sound of Music. In Hong Kong, it’s called Fairy Music Blow Fragrant Place, Place Hear. Hong Kong and Chinese cinemagoers are an odd bunch and prefer movie titles that are either overly literal or made up of words describing elements of the movie, strung together: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Eat Drink Man Woman.)


Anyhow, I got to thinking:

What do covers of Snow Crash published in other countries look like?

Here’s what a little Googling turned up.

U.S. and Canada

This one’s similar to the cover of the 1992 edition. If I recall

correctly, the ’92 paperback cover used the same typeface, but had a

single square picture in the centre of a white cover.

I’ve seen this less-artful cover in a couple of US-based online

bookstores. The artwork — and I’m using the term very loosely —

doesn’t suggest a critically-acclaimed cyberpunk novel, but an unsubtle

and unreadable spy-tech thriller written by an Evangelical right-winger

with both an axe to grind and a none-too-discriminating publisher.

UK

Motorbikes! Circuitry! Rock and roll! These three elements of Snow Crash make up the montage in this UK cover.

By the way, Industrial Rock circa 1991 called and they’d like their album cover back.

Germany

The stereotype of Germans is that they are an efficient people. The

fact that they tell you that a book is a novel by stating it on the

cover (they use the word “roman”, as in the French expressions “roman a clef” or “roman policier“)

only reinforces it. In the computer science world, we call these things

“metadata” or “tagging”; in the real world, we call this “anal

retentive”.

This cover’s pretty sharp:

This one says “It’s 1992! Read this while waiting in line for your Lollapalooza tickets!”

This one is close to the American cover, except for the bit where they tell you it’s a novel.

Italy

This Italian cover uses the image of a “snow crash” — random data as

represented on a computer’s display — as the backdrop for the stylized

half-Japanese, half-African-American face of Hiro Protagonist. Dig

those lips!

Actually, he’s all pouty because he’s got a sword in his head.

Like the German edition, the designer Italian edition felt that is was necessary to tell you that THIS! IS! A! NOVEL!

Japan

I always love the way they reinterpret American culture in the Land of

the Rising Contradiction. Sometimes it’s cool, sometimes it’s creepy,

sometimes it’s creepy-cool.

I believe that these are two alternate covers for the same Japanese edition:

I also like the stark printed-circuit board look of this cover:

Russia

Here’s the Russian cover, featuring Hiro. I assume that this depicts him on his motorbike trip to Alaska.

I cannot resist: “In Soviet Russia, virus catches you!

Spain

In Spain, Hiro is depicted as a Samuel L. Jackson-style badass on a

bike. Note the way the tires are depicted — that’s a pretty faithful

interpretation of the self-adjusting “SmartWheels” in the world of Snow Crash.

You can click the image below to see a larger version.

Bonus Cover

If you know your William Gibson, you don’t need to know Russian to figure out what this is a cover for:

I’m just not sure who the woman with the mohawk is (Sally/Molly? Then

where are her eye impants?) or what scene the cover depicts (the final

showdown at Gentry’s?). I welcome your comments.

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Lost Conversations, Part 1: Matchmaker

I noticed that I have a number of mostly-finished entries, some of

which are very old, sitting in a directory on my computer called “Blog

Drafts”. I thought I’d do a little “cleaning house” by polishing off

those entries and posting them under the title “Lost Conversations”.

The first one took place in the spring and is a conversation over lunch between me and an old friend from Crazy Go Nuts University.


“You should help me set up my friends,” she said. “It’s like there are no good single men out there.”

“That’s weird. I think I know at least a couple of guys who’ve

complained that there are no good single women out there. And remember

that article we saw, back during the dot-com days? About there being a

‘man glut’ in town? I think the article said that there were several

thousand more men than women in Toronto.”

“Well, it seems the situation’s changed. How about finding someone for [anonymous friend]?”

“That shouldn’t be too difficult. She’s cute, outgoing and has flirt powers beyond mortal ken.”

“Yes, but she wants to settle down and is having trouble finding the right guy.”

“Did she tell you what her ‘type’ is?”

“Yes: He’s got to be hot. She only dates hot guys.”

“True. Every guy I’ve ever seen her with looks like he does three hours at the gym every day.”

“And he has to be Jewish. She’s tired of having to play ‘teacher’ —

she wants to settle down with someone who understands her culture.”

“Anything else?”

“He has to be rich. She likes expensive things.”

“And doesn’t she prefer black guys?”

“Oh yeah. She dates a lot of black guys.”

“Let me see: the man for her is hot, Jewish, rich and black.”

She laughed. “That’s gonna be tricky. Know anyone who fits that description?”

“Yeah. One guy. Lenny Kravitz.”

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Elliot’s Photo

In the comments to this entry, faithful Accordion Guy reader and my boss’ boss, Elliot Noss writes:

ok, the way you cropped the photo of me the slide looks like it says

“always need capital” on the bottom. that was NOT what it said!

the fact that I look like I am kind of praying doesn’t help either. 🙂

It may not have been what the slide said, but I think that “Always need

capital” is true, regardless of how much you have. This is accordance

with…

Joey’s Three Principles of Money

(stolen from John Henson, who stole it from some suit)

  1. More money is better than less money.
  2. Money today is better than money tomorrow.
  3. Real money is better than fake money.

My friend Eldon has slightly doctored the Elliot photo. See if you can

spot the Photoshoppery. If you need to see a larger version, click the

photo!

Photo: Subtly altered photo of Tucows CEO Elliot Noss making a presentation.

Click the photo to see it at full size.

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Interviewed by BlogTO

In today’s BlogTO, one of the blogs that covers happenings in Accordion City, there’s an interview featuring Yours Truly. An exceprt:

Choose someone, living or dead, to write your biography. Why did you make that choice?


Michael Chabon, because nobody captures romance and geekdom in the same

breath like he can. It would be a graphic novel, and illustrated by

Chris “Achewood” Onstad, Jeffery “Wigu” Rowland, Jeph “Questionable

Content” Jacques, John “Scary Go Round” Allison and Mike “Death to the

Extremist” Zole.

Zole would illustrate the love scenes.

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One Busy Thursday (Preview)

I’m too tired to do a writeup now, but I have some photos of what

Thursday looked like. There are some previews below, but I suggest you

check out the larger photos in the photo album or as a slideshow. Full details to follow.

7:30 a.m.: Nathan Phillips Square

Photo: Team Tucows on their bikes just before the

  Ride for Kids.

Click the photo to see the slideshow.

Photo: Tucows 'squishy cow' in Liam's bike bag.

Click the photo to see the slideshow.

9:00 a.m.: Watching the CEO’s presentation

Photo: Elliot Noss talking at the Tucows all-hands strategic

  planning meeting.

Click the photo to see the slideshow.

3:15 p.m.: PH34R MY M4D D3V-R3L4710NS 5K1LLZ

Photo: Joey deVilla works at his desk at Tucows.

Click the photo to see the slideshow.

7:30 p.m.: Shooting a “bumper” segment for G4 Tech TV with Amber and Leo

Photo: Amber MacArthur, Leo Laporte and Joey deVilla filming a

  bumper promo for the G4 TechTV show 'Call for Help'.
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Photo: Amber MacArthur, Leo Laporte and

  Joey deVilla filming a bumper promo for the G4 TechTV show 'Call for

  Help'.

Click the photo to see the slideshow.

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Busybusybusy / Music for You!

They’ve got me doing a lot of computer-y stuff on the internets today…

Photo: Computer programming, as depicted in 'Space: 1999'.

…but that doesn’t mean you’re going to leave this site empty-handed.

I give you Hayseed Dixie (the band known for doing AC/DC covers in a

bluegrass style) doing their special countrified version of The

Darkness’ I Believe in a Thing Called Love! [4.7MB MP3]

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Because This Blog’s Been a Little Lacking in Shameless Self-Promotion Lately

Photo: Joey deVilla plays accordion at the OPML meetup on Tuesday,

  August 2, 2005.

Click the picture to see the video (26MB,

QuickTime)

Brian McKechnie pointed me to this video [26MB,

QuickTime] that he shot of my Baby One More Time performance at the end of

last week’s OPML

meetup.

Thanks, Brian!

The accordion and I will be at Thursday’s TechTV

Meetup, which takes place at No Regrets, deep in “the dingy alleys of Toronto’s Porn

District”, Liberty Village