Category: funny

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Food funny

More like a SALMONELLA machine, amirite?

Man enjoying a plate of egg salad in a late 1960s/early 1970s office beside an egg salad machine.
Presumably generated image.

That dispensing slot looks too small and too clean.

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funny Work

I’ve gotta admit it: that’s pretty risqué

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funny Geek

My favorite observation about RDJ playing Doctor Doom in upcoming Marvel movies

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funny

Some things can only be learned through experience

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funny It Happened to Me

This weekend, in a nutshell

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America funny Stranger than Fiction The Current Situation

Happy U.S. tax day 2024!

Excerpts from the IRS site: Illegal activities: Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity. Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year.

Remember to report all your income, regardless of source.

(And yes, this was actually on the U.S. Internal Revenue Service’s site.)

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funny The Current Situation

You have been warned!

Picture of eclipse and accordion with caption “As proof of my deadly seriousness, if my demands for a brand new Delicia 3-voice 72-bass accordion are not met...I will darken the sun this afternoon.”