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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Electro-Accordions Galore

Warpjam mentioned to me that Gizmodo pointed to the Topaz-1, an old Soviet electronic accordion, pictured below. I love the styling, which is reminiscent of the original Star Trek series’ design aesthetic:

Photo: Topaz-1, an old Soviet electronic accordion.

Here in North America, electronic accordions have been marketed by

Iorio (sometimes under the name Elkavox). Here’s a top-of-the-line

model (taken from this selection), currently selling new for about US$6000. Note the touch-pad button control panel!

Photo: Top-of-the line Iorio Accorgan

There are also MIDI (Musical Instrument Digital Interface) accordions,

which can be used to control one or more synthesizers, samplers and

even drum machines Here’s the ultra-fancy Excelsior MIDI accordion:

Photo: Excelsior MIDI accordion.

And let’s not forget the premier make of accordion, Hohner, who haven’t forgotten that we’re living the 21st century now.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

The Birthday/Engagement Party: The Announcement!

It’s almost that time. The legendary Joey deVilla birthday party

returns, now enriched with an extra reason to celebrate: my engagement!

Here’s the basic info:

  • The Date: Saturday, November 6th, 2004
  • The Place: Big Trouble in Little China (a.k.a. my house)
  • The Time: 8:39 p.m. (derived from “When does it start?” “Oh, eight-thirty, nine…”)
  • How Old I’m Turning: Thirty-seven, and proud of it!
  • What They’re Like: Check out my 35th birthday party (2002) [album format | slideshow format ] and 36th birthday party in the hot tub (2003) [album format | slideshow format ]

A number of people of asked me, so I’ll state it here: as much as

I would love to have Neil’s wonderful hot tub on a truck back, if my

neighbours from across the street even see

that truck coming down the street, they’re going to call the cops on

me. Besides, seeing Eldon in a Speedo should be a once-in-lifetime

event for anyone. (There is a story about what happened when the cops

showed up last year, and I will tell it soon.)

At the 2001, 2002 and 2003 parties, I have been accosted by one of my lovely female guests (here’s the 2003 story). Since this is also an engagement party and since my lovely fiancee

will be there, this streak is likely to be broken. It was fun while it

lasted, but as an older, wiser gentleman (stop snickering, you!) it’s

time to move on.

Want more details about the party? Contact me.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Accordion-o-Rama

The Accorgan

Ladies and gentlemen, meet accordion number four, an Iorio “accorgan” (which I assume is a combination of “accordion” and “organ”):

Photo: The Iorio 'Accorgan' that Wendy got me.

I’ve heard of these things before — they’re acoustic accordions with

some electronic components and switches that suggest that they’re like

electronic organs. According to Wendy, the accordion has a number of

electric switches and volume dials not unlike old-school electronic

organs; I suspect that it could be plugged into an amplifier for REAL

ULTIMATE POWER.


This lucky find never would’ve happened without Wendy. She was riding home on the bus when she overheard a woman talking to the bus driver.

“Who can I give my father’s accordion to?” the woman asked.

Wendy, who says that her ears perk up whenever she hears the word “accordion” (aww…) approached the woman and said “My fiance plays the accordion! You could give it to him!”

And so an arrangement was made. Last Saturday, they met at Dunkin’

Donuts, where the woman gave Wendy the accordion, which was wrapped up

in duct tape and garbage bags.

“It must’ve looked like a drug deal,” Wendy said.

She brought it back, played a couple of notes for me over the phone so

I could hear it (it might need a little tuning) and took the picture

above. She says it “smells like a bar”, to which I said “Good! That

means it has stories.”

And now the Iorio sits in her living room, waiting for my next visit.

She says it’s strange having an accordion in her house, but no guy. Soon, sweetie, soon!

My fiancee is nothing short of amazing.


Law-siana!

Liz “I Speak of Dreams” Ditz sent me this news about yet another convert to the accordion:

Photo: No-Butt Bob & Murphy's Law-isiana

Bob & Murphy’s Law-isiana: 

Murphy’s Law string band has “transmoogafied”  into a traditional

Cajun band. Caity’s been pulling out the squeezebox and making noise at

folkfests and dances  around the state of Florida including the

recent Cajun Cafe On The Bayou’s Fais Do-Do Fest ’99 held in Pinellas

Park FL in early October.

Thanks for the heads-up, Liz!


Wendy Plays Accordion

Quirky singer-songwriter Wendy McNeill

is also a convert to the accordion. For her third album, Such a Common Bird, she’s taken up

the accordion as both songwriting and performance instrument. Bravo!

Photo: Album cover for Wendy McNeill's 'Such a Common Bird'.

She’s put a couple of tracks online, both of which are quite good: 


Soon to be a Respectable Instrument

And finally, here’s the last paragraph of an article from the September edition of Air Canada’s in-flight magazine, EnRoute.

The article is about the ukelele (an equally-maligned instrument,

championed by BoingBoing’s Mark Frauenfelder), but the paragraph could

easily be applied to the accordion:

As more of the world hears Jake Shimabukuro,

it will become impossible to continue to associate the ukelele with

novelty acts. And Hawaii itself will no longer  be considered to

be one big Elvis movie, augmented by happy dancing natives, wacky

cocktails and tacky tiki. This sort of thing has happened before. At

the beginning of the 20th century, for instance, a certain instrument

was associated only with vaudeville comics and horn-honking clowns. All

it took was a single virtuoso to reform that instrument’s reputation.

That man was Coleman Hawkins, and the instrument was the tenor saxophone.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods In the News

Lemony Snicket on Politics and the Accordion

[via Eldon Brown] Daniel Handler (whom most of us know by his nom de plume, Lemony Snicket, author of the A Series of Unfortunate Events books) has used an accordion as a prop during his reading to comment on America’s actions abroad:

“I think if you’re writing books on an evil, shadowy conspiracy

surrounding innocent people, sooner or later you get to talking about

politics,” he quips.

At a reading the next evening on the Upper West Side packed with

hundreds of screaming kids and their parents, Handler’s politics will

flare obliquely again when he straps on an accordion and says

instructively, “The accordion has been around for hundreds of years,

and hated by thousands of people. Why do we hate things? Sometimes

because of a cruel and inhuman foreign policy.”

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Yes, I’ve Heard

Photo: Roland Fr-7 V-Accordion.

A number of you have informed me that the gadget blog Endgadget posted an article on the Roland digital accordion yesterday. This is great news for me because:

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Deleted! [Updated!]

See the update at the end of the article.

Wikipedia user “Poccil” saw fit to delete me from the list of accordionists in the “Accordion” entry. What did I do to you, dude?

I will admit that unlike the other fine people listed as accordionists

in the entry, I am merely a hobbyist, but wouldn’t you agree that nobody pushes accordioning as a hobby the way I do?

Update (2004-09-13 12:05 p.m. EDT): Wikipedia user “Suppafly” has reinstated my entry. Thanks, dude!


Why, you might ask, didn’t I simply update the Wikipedia entry

myself? Considering that anybody is allowed to edit Wikipedia, it would

be a very simple matter. However, I think it’s poor form and a

violation of the spirit of Wikipedia to make such an edit oneself.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Rue Morgue Party (or: I Got to Meet My Hero, “Sex Machine”!)

A week ago today, I got a call from Darryl Wiggers, whom I met by
chance while picking up some lunch at the Liberty Market, a
deli/grocery near work. Daryl is the programming director for Scream,
the all-horror movie cable channel. He had a couple of tickets to a
party being thrown by Rue Morgue
magazine (Gothica, horror and general Rob Zombie-ism) in conjunction
with last weekend’s science fiction and horror convention. I’d planned
on having a rare quiet Friday night at home, but since the event was
taking place at the Pussycat Club, a mere couple of blocks from my
place, the Law of the Rare compelled me to go.

(The Law of the Rare is a personal philosophy: if I’m having trouble
deciding between two things, always choose the more rare one.)

I met Darryl at the Second Cup at Queen and John Streets and we walked
around the corner to the Pussycat Club. It hasn’t been the Pussycat
Club for very long — last summer, it was a jazz-funk bar owned by a
guy who looked like a very well-dressed Heavy D.

While walking there, Darryl mentioned that Tom Savini would be there.

“Don’t recognize the name,” I replied.

“He was the biker guy in the original Dawn of the Dead.”

“Been a while since I’ve seen Romero’s version,” I said.

“Well, he was also in From Dusk Till Dawn. He was ‘Sex Machine’.”

“OH MY GOD!” I yelled out. “Sex Machine is my hero!”

How can I not be fan of a guy with a machine gun codpiece and a ridiculous name?


More later, but in the meantime, you might want to check out the photos
of me, Darryl, Sex Machine and other horror movie stars who were at the
party. You can see them in photo album or slideshow format.

“Chop Top” from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2



“Dog must hunt! Dog must hunt!”

“Pinhead” from the Hellraiser movies



Actual quote from Hellraiser II: “You’re so ripe, Joey. And it’s harvest time.”

“Sex Machine” from From Dusk Till Dawn



Machine-gun codpieces rule!


Gideon Strauss, in a comment on the photo with me and Doug “Pinhead” Bradley, wrote:

I love people who even KNOW the word “cenobite.”

The traditional definition of “cenobite” is “someone who belongs to a
religious order. Priests, monks, nuns, rabbis and druids are cenobites.
However, in the case of the Hellraiser
movies, the captial-C Cenobites are Clive Barker’s creations: evil
beings from another dimension delivering pleasure that soon turns into
gory pain. Doug Bradley played the most famous Cenobite: Pinhead, the
Cenobite leader. In Kingston in the summer of 1992, I spent a couple of
creeped-out evenings in Rik “DJ Stinky Poo-Poo” Young’s liviing room
watching the entire Hellraiser series.