“Come home with me! I’ll give you…THREE DOLLARS…”
[ via del.icio.us, which I really need to use more often ] How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women. Here’s the relevant snippet:
Puppet Method” to meet single women in nightclubs. Here’s how he does
First, you will need a hand puppet. You can buy them at your major toy stores such as Toys R Us.
Bring your hand puppet with you to a nightclub where there are lots of single ladies.
When you see a girl that you’re attracted to, approach her and tap her
on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around
raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this
with your puppet, “Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?” Move
your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script
just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real
What happens next? She’s going to die laughing and think that you are
so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her
because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she
will most likely dance with you.
I know this method of meeting single women seems a little silly, but
try it. It works like a charm for my friend and it can work for you
I’ll bet this could be turned into a decent social experiment / paying newspaper article. Hmm…