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Now Available at a Cheesy T-Shirt Kiosk at a Mall Near You

I saw this at Vaughan Mills last weekend. I may have to get one for the next nerd conference I attend…

“Facebook Got Me Laid” T-shirt

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Ooh! Free Chicken Legs! [Updated]

While biking eastbound on Dundas Street West to work this morning, I spotted a long line that stretched around the the corner of Dundas West and Rusholme. The reason? Free chicken legs!

Line at O Nosso Talho for free chicken legs

The Portuguese butcher shop/grocery store O Nosso Talho (which Babelfish clumsily translates as “Ours I Cut”) was offering free chicken legs. I’d say that the line was half Portuguese (probably regulars at the store) and half Chinese (“Free chicken? Deal me in!”).

Update: Jamie McQuay pointed out in the comments that the owner of O Nosso Talho won the lottery, and he decided to share the wealth with his customers. For more details, see this Toronto Star article: Butcher wins $14.5M, will share cash, chicken. He’s giving away chicken legs to his customers and the needy.

Line at O Nosso Talho for free chicken legs

Being a fan of the “double leg dinner” myself, I’d have joined the line if I’d had some time to spare.

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The Current Situation

Three Campaign Stooges

The Three Stooges, with Barack Obama’s, John McCain’s and Hillary Clinton’s faces.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele

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“Garfield Minus Garfield” Plus Accordion

Here’s the description of Garfield Minus Garfield, a site featuring Garfield comic strips in which Garfield has been removed:

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

Here’s today’s Garfield Minus Garfield, which features the accordion:

A “Garfield Minus Garfield” strip featuring the accordion

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Also Bound to Happen: Stuff Asian People Like / Stuff Indians Like

Banner for “Stuff Asian People Like”

After posting the previous article, I Googled “Stuff Asian People Like” on a hunch and lo and behold, there it was…the Stuff Asian People Like blog!

In this blog, “Asian” tends to refer to “south-east Asian”; if you’re looking for south Asian, there’s Stuff Indians Like.

At this rate, there should be a Stuff Crystal Meth Addicts Like blog in about a week.

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It Was Bound to Happen: “Stuff Educated Black People Like”

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It was bound to happen: after Stuff White People Like, here’s Stuff Educated Black People Like.

I don’t think they’ll get a book deal like Stuff White People Like Did did, but it may prove to be an interesting read…

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What if Money Came with an Instruction Manual?

A big stack of U.S. billsI make it a point not to give smug internet entrepreneur Jakob Lodwick any press (even our local “youth is the future” advocate Will Pate distances himself from this prat), but he does make a good point in a recent blog entry of his:

What if money had instructions on the back? Basic economic facts, wise slogans, etc? I think it would be useful.

In case you’re a little shaky on the first principles of money, here they are:

  1. In the absence of other factors, more money is better than less money.
  2. Real money is better than fake money.
  3. Money now is worth more than the same amount of money later.
  4. If given a choice, it’s better to spend someone else’s money than your own (thanks to BNK for telling me about this rule).

One particular reason I dislike Lodwick: this video, in which he suggests that the way to keep a company vibrant is to harass the old people so that they leave. Perhaps if he listened to some of these old people, he might already know a little bit more about the instructions for money.

[Jakob Lodwick’s blog entry found via The War on Folly]