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Truth in Musical Festival Advertising

Sure, I’d still do South by Southwest, but I’m at the age where festivals in the vein of Coachella have lost their appeal, and I think things have devolved to this:

Poster: "Trademarkable Nonsense Word '10. The line up: Increasingly mainstream headliner - Good headliner playing shitty latest album - inoffensive singer-songwriter - out-of-place rapper - '90s band grasping at your fading nostalgia - bearded jam band - fat jam band - fat, bearded jam band - reunited band your friend is flipping out over - lead singer making bad career choice by going solo - band that will cancel at last minute - underage female jazz prodigy who porbably shouldn't be around this many drugs - African tribal music everyone will politely clap for - multi-instrumental, genre-defying but job - band from new iPod commercial - also featuring: band you came to see. The best in music. The worst in living conditions."

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Every M. Night Shyamalan Movie Ever Made Goes Something Like This…

"Hey, I'm M. Night Shyamalan!" ***PLOT TWIST!*** "I'm actually a cat eating a cheeseburger." (found via Topherchris.)

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Painting of the Day

Young American man surrounded by four buxom women making his last stand in a barn, facing off against two Russian soldiers

I love this painting, which is equal parts Red Dawn and Mormon fantasy. Click on it to see the full-sized version.

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Coming Soon to a Cafe Near You

Bottle of Torani bacon flavouring syrup

You read that right: Torani bacon syrup. Their site suggests that you use it in:

  • Manhattans (paging David Crow!)
  • Milkshakes
  • Old Fashioneds
  • Bloody Marys

When I see a Torani bottle, I think of a cafe. I might need to order a baconccino!

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“Developer Junior” on Webnation

Joey deVilla and "Junior" from "Developer Junior" on Webnation

Last night, “Junior” and I went on Amber MacArthur’s show, Webnation, to talk about our show, Developer Junior. You can watch the clip by visiting Webnation’s site and clicking on the “Webnation May 06 – PT 3” link.

This article also appears in Canadian Developer Connection.

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Life The Current Situation

Larry Flynt’s Message to the Tea Party Movement

I read Hustler for the pictures, but every now and again, Larry Flynt publishes a spot-on editorial, like the one below:

Full page ad in Hustler featuring Larry Flynt: "A Message to the Tea Party Movement - You have a reason to be angry. You are being screwed. The bankers get bailed out, but the working class is left to fend for itself at a time when jobs are hard to find. But your anger is misdirected. You are being lied to. It's the corporations that have brought this about. They have corrupted both the Republicans and the Democrats. Aside from shipping your jobs overseas, corporations want their taxes reduced as a way of further increasing profits. Reduced tax revenue means less money for schools, hospitals, police, roads and everything else we need to keep our country running. The focus of your anger should be not just the government but also the banks and corporations that are looting taxpayer dollars. Your taxes -- the taxes of working Americans -- have already been cut by the Obama Administration. It may indeed by time for a revolution. Just make sure you go after the right people. [Signed] Larry Flynt, Publisher."Click the image to see it at full size.

My only question is: “Damn, Larry, where do you buy your paperweights?”

larry flynt paperweight

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Glenn Beck, Voice of Reason

Memo to John McCain: When Glenn freakin’ Beck sounds more reasonable than you, something is seriously wrong.

In case you needed a reminder of Glenn Beck’s usual level of reasonableness, here’s a collection of his greatest hits: