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Florida’s bad plan for development in state parks

Art by V. Steiner. Click to see the source.

With much secrecy, little notice, and almost no time slated for public feedback, Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis announced a plan to put golf courses and pickleball courts in Florida’s state parks.

Art by V. Steiner. Click to see the source.

The state’s original plan was to hold public meetings on one day only — tomorrow, Tuesday, August 27th — where members of the public would have three minutes each to voice their opinions.

Art by Oona Watkins. Click to see the source.

From the Tampa Bay Times:

Eric Draper, who served as the director of Florida’s state parks between 2017 and 2021, said it appears the state’s environmental agency is skirting the legal process and the parks system’s own internal operations manual for updating park management plans.

“This appears to be something that has been planned in secret, and it doesn’t appear to have involved the hundreds, if not thousands, of people who are volunteers in the parks, the citizen support organizations, or the many people who have been involved in helping to create and develop Florida’s award-winning park system,” Draper said in an interview with the Tampa Bay Times.

Before the environmental agency formally introduced its proposed changes, staff should have convened a citizens advisory committee made up of other state agencies and people who are working at state parks, Draper said. That advisory committee should have then met and held a public hearing.

Art by Kelly Del Valle. Click to see the source.

The affected state parks would be:

The parkThe plan
Jonathan Dickinson State ParkPublic golf courses and other facilities, including the removal of the Hobe Mountain Observation Tower, an existing park entrance, staff residences and more.
Anastasia State ParkA park lodge with 350-room capacity, up to four pickleball courts, a disc golf course.
Topsail Hill Preserve State ParkA park lodge with 350-room capacity, up to four pickleball courts, a disc golf course.
Grayton Beach State ParkUp to 10 cabins, a beach access restroom, up to four pickleball courts, a disc golf course.
Hillsborough River State ParkUp to four pickleball courts, a disc golf course.
Honeymoon Island State ParkUp to four pickleball courts.
Oleta River State ParkUp to 10 cabins or glamping space, up to four pickleball courts, a disc golf course.
Dr. Von D. Mizell-Eula Johnson State ParkUp to four pickleball courts.
Camp Helen State ParkUp to 10 cabins or a glamping area.
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Tampa Bay The Current Situation

Tampa Bay’s Bruhat Soma won the 2024 Scripps National Spelling Bee!

It took a tiebreaking round against the other remaining competitor, but at the end of the 2024 Scripps National Spelling Bee, St. Pete-based Bruhat Soma correctly spelled 29 out of 30 words correctly, trouncing Faizan Zaki from Texas, who managed to get nine of them right.

He won with the word “abseil” (pronounced “ab-SAIL”), a term used in rock and mountain climbing to descend a vertical surface by using a rope tied around your body and secured to a point above. It’s used more in the UK than in North America, and it’s a synonym for rappel.

In his honor, these billboards have been popping up alkl over the area:

Congrats, Bruhat, and thanks for representing all of us Asian overachievers in Tampa Bay!

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