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Thankfully, This is a Problem That Solves Itself

Let me first warn you that I’m saddling up the high horse.

I have no problem with the childfree — if you don’t want kids, don’t

have ’em — but geez, are the human-only-by-biological-classification

folks in the Childfree LiveJournal community seem as petulant, self-centred and simple-minded as the children they despise.

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In the News

A Little Short on Those Risk Assessment Skills (or: Expectant Mom of the Year)

Bonus reading: Malcolm Gladwell’s New Yorker article Big and Bad: How the S.U.V. ran over automotive safety, in which the author talks about what people worry about when they worry about safety: “not risks,

however commonplace, involving their own behavior but risks, however

rare, involving some unexpected event.”

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Guest Starring Roles in Other People’s Dreams

Both Wendy and I ended up in a dream Kim had the other night. Weird.

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Music

For Your Listening Pleasure

I’m extremely busy this week (two major product launches at work), so I present to you some audio from my collection…

Picking Up Girls Made Easy

Three tracks from the classic 1970s self-help cassette by Eric Weber titled Picking Up Girls Made Easy. I posted The Walking the Dog Pick Up back in June; I’ve included the other two tracks I have from this (unintentionally) hilarious tape:

I

downsampled these and changed them from stereo to mono to shrink the

file sizes; email me if you’d like to get the full-sized versions in

their hi-fi glory.

It’s a Sin (To Tell a Lie)

Also in the “Why the hell was this ever recorded?” category is Brent Spiner (you know him better as “Data” from Star Trek: The Next Generation) singing a barbershop quartet-ish number called It’s a Sin (To Tell a Lie)

[3.8 MB MP3]. What  really makes the number is Patrick Stewart

(you lnow him better as “Captain Jean-Luc Picard“) doing the narrative

over the instrumental section.

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Music Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

This Weekend: "Top Gun! The Musical"

Colin Viebrock, whom I know through PHP development and other professional channels has an interesting non-programming project: he’s the director of Top Gun! The Musical.

Here’s a quick synopsis from the Top Gun! The Musical site:

Singing. Satire. Subtext. All at Mach 3! If you see only one musical

comedy about mounting a mega-musical based on the movie Top Gun, make

it Top Gun! The Musical. You’ll laugh. You’ll hum. You’ll believe

a jet can fly!

For anyone who’s ever cringed through Cats, felt the need for speed, or

wondered “who thought that would be a good idea?”, comes this

new satirical musical. Writer Billy Palmer is about to crash and burn.

His musical adaptation of Top Gun is going off the rails and he really

needs a hit … especially after the debacle of Apocalypse Wow!

Instead, he’s saddled with a quarrelling cast, a shady ex-Navy SEAL

producer, and a bit of bad luck. Now if only everyone would stop singing!

Although Top Gun! The Musical has received plenty of critical acclaim

and good “word-of-mouth”, I never got it together to actually go catch

a show…until now. Colin informs me that they’ve been invited to

perform at the first annual New York Musical Festival, and they’ll be doing a couple of perfomances this weekend in order to warm up for the New York shows. You can see Top Gun! The Musical at the Robert Gill Theatre (214 College Street

at St. George Street — 3rd floor, enter off of St. George Street) this

Friday and Saturday. Both performances start at 8:00 p.m. and tickets

are $20.00.

I’m thinking of catching the Friday performance. Who wants to be my wingmen?

Bonus trivia link: Top Gun quotes!

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Reading Material

It’s an incredibly busy day today, but here’s some reading material that I recommend:

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The Other Online Encyclopedia

A wiki, in case you haven’t heard of such a thing, is a piece of

software (usually web-based, but not necessarily) designed to 

allow people to collaboratively add, edit and delete content. Some

notable features that separate a wiki from a plain old content

management system are:

  • Automatic linking.

    If an entry titled “Accordion” is in the wiki, any occurence of the

    word “accordion” in any entry in the wiki will be automatically linked

    to the “Accordion” entry.

  • Complete histories of every change.

    Wikis keep track of every change made to them and make it possible to

    “undo” changes. Coupled with a community, this feature helps to ensure

    the integrity of the wiki and protects it from malicious acts while

    still maintaining openness.

The best-known wiki at the moment is Wikipedia,

an incredibly useful encyclopedia which boasts over 350,000 articles.

If you’re looking for information, say a quick overview of the Treaty of Westphalia or Maimonides, it’s a good wiki to consult.


But what if you want to know how to win a kinfe fight? Or in a less lethal vein, how to fight and not get your ass kicked? Or even less lethally, how to win a hot dog eating contest? You know, useful stuff? Then you want to consult Everything2.

It’s not quite a wiki — where wikis present articles as a whole, you

append your own two cents to Everything2’s articles rather than edit

them.

Oh yes, you’ll find boooooring articles like a rather detailed summary of the Count of Flanders and a discussion of MP3 sound quality, but you’ll also find:

You know, useful stuff.