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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

The Birthday/Engagement Party: The Announcement!

It’s almost that time. The legendary Joey deVilla birthday party

returns, now enriched with an extra reason to celebrate: my engagement!

Here’s the basic info:

  • The Date: Saturday, November 6th, 2004
  • The Place: Big Trouble in Little China (a.k.a. my house)
  • The Time: 8:39 p.m. (derived from “When does it start?” “Oh, eight-thirty, nine…”)
  • How Old I’m Turning: Thirty-seven, and proud of it!
  • What They’re Like: Check out my 35th birthday party (2002) [album format | slideshow format ] and 36th birthday party in the hot tub (2003) [album format | slideshow format ]

A number of people of asked me, so I’ll state it here: as much as

I would love to have Neil’s wonderful hot tub on a truck back, if my

neighbours from across the street even see

that truck coming down the street, they’re going to call the cops on

me. Besides, seeing Eldon in a Speedo should be a once-in-lifetime

event for anyone. (There is a story about what happened when the cops

showed up last year, and I will tell it soon.)

At the 2001, 2002 and 2003 parties, I have been accosted by one of my lovely female guests (here’s the 2003 story). Since this is also an engagement party and since my lovely fiancee

will be there, this streak is likely to be broken. It was fun while it

lasted, but as an older, wiser gentleman (stop snickering, you!) it’s

time to move on.

Want more details about the party? Contact me.

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My United States of Whatever

I concur with these lines atrributed to Einstein: “Science without

religion is lame; religion without science is blind”. I also think that

if you were to replace “science” with “reason” and “religion” with

“faith”, the aphorism would still be applicable. With that in mind,

consider this excerpt from the New York Times Sunday Magazine’s article, Without a Doubt:

In the summer of 2002, after I had written an article in Esquire that

the White House didn’t like about Bush’s former communications

director, Karen Hughes, I had a meeting with a senior adviser to Bush.

He expressed the White House’s displeasure, and then he told me

something that at the time I didn’t fully comprehend — but which I now

believe gets to the very heart of the Bush presidency.

The aide said that guys like me were ”in what we call the

reality-based community,” which he defined as people who ”believe

that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible

reality.” I nodded and murmured something about enlightenment

principles and empiricism. He cut me off. ”That’s not the way the

world really works anymore,” he continued. ”We’re an empire now, and

when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that

reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other

new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort

out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to

just study what we do.”

The arrogance (“We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to

just study what we do.” — smacks of Denzel’s “King Kong ain’t got nuthin’ on me!” from Training Day, doesn’t it?) and the sheer insanity (“Reality-based

community?”) sounds more like satirical dialogue written by a

first-year Political Science student trying to be funny in the school

paper than something a grown mental-problem-free adult would say.

If you’ve read 1984,

the “we create reality” line will  sound familiar. In a scene

which takes place after it is revelead that O’Brien is actually working

for the Party, not agaist it, O’Brien brags about how reality is

whatever the party declares it is.

Let me state for the record that I am a proud member of the reality-based community. Maybe a web button is called for…

Button: Proud member of the Reality-Based community.


From the American Spectator:

Whine whine whine Jon Stewart whine whine whine.

Whine whine whine Atkins Diet whine whine whine.


The Guardian turns into Slashdot for politics! Uhm, guys, it’s called “trolling”. Or, prior to the internet, “baiting”.


And finally, for your listening pleasure, the George W. Bush version of Liam Lynch’s United States of Whatever [1.3 MB MP3]

Photo: George W. Bush.
“Whatever!”

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Accordion-o-Rama

The Accorgan

Ladies and gentlemen, meet accordion number four, an Iorio “accorgan” (which I assume is a combination of “accordion” and “organ”):

Photo: The Iorio 'Accorgan' that Wendy got me.

I’ve heard of these things before — they’re acoustic accordions with

some electronic components and switches that suggest that they’re like

electronic organs. According to Wendy, the accordion has a number of

electric switches and volume dials not unlike old-school electronic

organs; I suspect that it could be plugged into an amplifier for REAL

ULTIMATE POWER.


This lucky find never would’ve happened without Wendy. She was riding home on the bus when she overheard a woman talking to the bus driver.

“Who can I give my father’s accordion to?” the woman asked.

Wendy, who says that her ears perk up whenever she hears the word “accordion” (aww…) approached the woman and said “My fiance plays the accordion! You could give it to him!”

And so an arrangement was made. Last Saturday, they met at Dunkin’

Donuts, where the woman gave Wendy the accordion, which was wrapped up

in duct tape and garbage bags.

“It must’ve looked like a drug deal,” Wendy said.

She brought it back, played a couple of notes for me over the phone so

I could hear it (it might need a little tuning) and took the picture

above. She says it “smells like a bar”, to which I said “Good! That

means it has stories.”

And now the Iorio sits in her living room, waiting for my next visit.

She says it’s strange having an accordion in her house, but no guy. Soon, sweetie, soon!

My fiancee is nothing short of amazing.


Law-siana!

Liz “I Speak of Dreams” Ditz sent me this news about yet another convert to the accordion:

Photo: No-Butt Bob & Murphy's Law-isiana

Bob & Murphy’s Law-isiana: 

Murphy’s Law string band has “transmoogafied”  into a traditional

Cajun band. Caity’s been pulling out the squeezebox and making noise at

folkfests and dances  around the state of Florida including the

recent Cajun Cafe On The Bayou’s Fais Do-Do Fest ’99 held in Pinellas

Park FL in early October.

Thanks for the heads-up, Liz!


Wendy Plays Accordion

Quirky singer-songwriter Wendy McNeill

is also a convert to the accordion. For her third album, Such a Common Bird, she’s taken up

the accordion as both songwriting and performance instrument. Bravo!

Photo: Album cover for Wendy McNeill's 'Such a Common Bird'.

She’s put a couple of tracks online, both of which are quite good: 


Soon to be a Respectable Instrument

And finally, here’s the last paragraph of an article from the September edition of Air Canada’s in-flight magazine, EnRoute.

The article is about the ukelele (an equally-maligned instrument,

championed by BoingBoing’s Mark Frauenfelder), but the paragraph could

easily be applied to the accordion:

As more of the world hears Jake Shimabukuro,

it will become impossible to continue to associate the ukelele with

novelty acts. And Hawaii itself will no longer  be considered to

be one big Elvis movie, augmented by happy dancing natives, wacky

cocktails and tacky tiki. This sort of thing has happened before. At

the beginning of the 20th century, for instance, a certain instrument

was associated only with vaudeville comics and horn-honking clowns. All

it took was a single virtuoso to reform that instrument’s reputation.

That man was Coleman Hawkins, and the instrument was the tenor saxophone.

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Pirates and Emperors

Screenshot: Still image from 'Pirates and Emperors. [via BoingBoing] Pirates and Emperors is a funny video in the style of Schoolhouse Rock

that covers the US’ government’s tendencies to cozy up to dictators

(including the  reason my family left the Philippines: Ferdinand Marcos) and other nasties.

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It Happened to Me

My Best Product Name Ever

I was walking back from the Warehouse Grill with Scott Murff when he mentioned the voice-over-IP company Vonage. He used the French pronunciation, “voh-nahzh” instead of the English “vonidge”.

“Dude,” I said. “Vonage a trois!

“Whoa.”

“We could even get ‘Lawrence’ from Office Space

to be the spokesman.  ‘What would I do with internet telephony?

Tell you what I’d do, man…phone two chicks at the same time, man.'”

Deep Thought on This Engagement Thing #1

Just as I’m going to trade in bachelorhood for the married life, there’s a guy on Craigslist who’s ready to do some moving on of his own [Warning: Picture with butt-cheeks — might not be safe for work].

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Busy

I’m this busy:

…but I’ll post later this evening.