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funny The Current Situation

Happy Easter, Gen-Z style!

Have a good one, everybody!

📠 Okay boomer, if you’re not sure what rizz is, it’s short-form slang for charisma. See this Wikipedia for details.

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Food funny

Recipe of the day: Frankfurter loaf!

Recipe card for “Frankfurter Loaf.”

Ingredients:
- 8 skinless frankfurters (not all beef)
- 1 10-ounce package cornbread mix
- Canned mushroom gravy
- Bottled barbecue sauce

Recipe steps:
1. Start heating oven to 375°F.
2. Heat frankfurters in water; remove and dry; slash at 1 inch intervals.
3. Prepare corn-bread mix as package label directs. Alternate layers of franks and batter in greased, floured, 1½-quart oven-glass loaf pan.
4. Bake 35 minutes; cool to lukewarm in pan. With sharp knife, slice 1-inch thick. Pass gravy and barbecue sauce. Makes 6 servings.

Ingredients:

  • 8 skinless frankfurters (not all beef)
  • 1 10-ounce package cornbread mix
  • Canned mushroom gravy
  • Bottled barbecue sauce

Recipe steps:

  1. Start heating oven to 375°F.
  2. Heat frankfurters in water; remove and dry; slash at 1 inch intervals.
  3. Prepare corn-bread mix as package label directs. Alternate layers of franks and batter in greased, floured, 1½-quart oven-glass loaf pan.
  4. Bake 35 minutes; cool to lukewarm in pan. With sharp knife, slice 1-inch thick. Pass gravy and barbecue sauce. Makes 6 servings.
Categories
funny Geek

If at first you don’t succeed…

Fortune cookie fortune that reads “If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.”
Thanks to Tracy Ingram for the find!
Categories
funny Stranger than Fiction

Useful information for tomorrow’s flight

Screenshot of a CNN story where the “lower third” says “Boeing 777 will struggle to maintain altitude once the fuel tanks are empty.”

Hey, CNN, thanks for telling us that “plane no go if no gas.”

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funny

The day after Valentine’s Day…

Oops.

Categories
funny The Current Situation

There’s still time!

Photo from the WEIRD TORONTO Facebook group.

Happy Valentine’s Day, gentlemen. This is a reminder that it’s not too late!

As a longtime former resident of Toronto and former Microsoft developer evangelist, I often made use of Microsoft’s downtown office in the EY Tower. Hence I can say with great confidence that I recognize the place where this photo was taken without having to analyze its EXIF data (which was removed as part of the Facebook upload process anyway).

The “Earn More Points” sign clearly marks the photo as having been taken at a Shoppers Drug Mart. The near-identical blue suits are a good sign that it’s a Shoppers Drug Mart on or near Bay and King Streets, the financial heart of the city. And finally, I’ve been in this particular drug store more than a couple of times; it’s the one in Brookfield Place (formerly BCE Place).

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funny Work

Job interview answer of the day