I’d like to try this sometime, but I doubt the folks at my local grocery store are going to let me:
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele. Click the photo to see it at full size.
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One of the top items on Reddit today is a link to a “Best of Craigslist” posting titled Underwear Goes Inside the Pants, a funny rant about some of the problems in modern American society (it’s applicable to us here in Canada too).
This part always cracks me up:
I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says “Why don’t you go get a job, you bum?”
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants.
I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date. I’m predicting some problems during the interview process.
The person who posted Underwear Goes Inside the Pants to Craigslist didn’t write it. It’s a stand-up comic routine by Greg Giraldo; it was then set to music by “Lazy B” (formerly “Lazyboy”, but a certain manufacturer of reclining chairs took issue with the name), a project started by a former member of Aqua (yes, the Aqua behind that annoying bubble-gum number, Barbie Girl). If you’ve never heard the rant or tune before, here’s the music video. Enjoy!
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"Garfield" Meets "Jacob’s Ladder"
Continuing with today’s theme of comics, here’s an interesting collision of ideas: Garfield and the movie Jacob’s Ladder:
By the bye, I found the trailer for Jacob’s Ladder on YouTube:
The types of jobs that get outsourced are those that management thinks are the type in which people are interchangeable and for which there are set procedures or routines from which you don’t deviate. I don’t worry that my job will be outsourced to India because my line of work — technical evangelist — is relatively outsourcing-proof.
As a tech evangelist based in North America, I’m required to be a good communicator in the English language. Hence posters like the one shown below give me a feeling of comfort:
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
The line “There are two class: first class and no class” cracks me up.
FOX News may appear to be run by petulant children, but they’re quick petulant children. Even I had to chuckle at this:
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
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National Lampoon’s "Apocalypto"
[via Sarcasmo’s Corner]
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"Happiest Day of My Fuggin’ LIFE!!!"
I found the photo below thanks to Miss Fipi Lele and “j2323”. I offer it as a warning to anyone who’s getting married soon to not go so hard on the booze at the reception:
The original didn’t have the bride’s face partially obscured; I did it as an act of mercy.