This would make an excellent T-shirt design. Or perhaps the crest for a high school! Or a LiveJournal!

Diagram courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
This would make an excellent T-shirt design. Or perhaps the crest for a high school! Or a LiveJournal!

Diagram courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

One of the more popular entries in this blog is Conservapedia Obsessions, which revealed that according to Conservapedia’s own stats page, 9 of its 10 most-read pages had the word “homosexuality” or “gay”. That was back on November 20th. Here’s what their stats page says are their 10 most-read pages as of February 28th, 2008 at 12:32 p.m. EDT:
Still obsessed, I see. Hence the joke:
Q: How many Republican politicians can you fit in the closet?
A: Evidently, all of them.
It’s been circulating around the net for some time, but just in case you hadn’t yet seen it, here it is:

Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
Archaic and benighted as this old-school conservative poster may seem to us, it would probably be acceptable in some parts of “flyover country” and much of the Middle East:

Poster courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.
In just over a week, I’m going to have to face off against the TSA Gangstaz (warning: It’s a rap video — contains some not-safe-for-work language)…
[Thanks to Jeff “Coding Horror” Atwood for the link!]

A wag who goes by “monobrau” said: “He was a douchebag, but the current crop of conservatives are colostomy bags.”
Second funniest line: “Gore Vidal Wins!”