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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Hardcore About Hopscotch

The Ginger Ninja and I were doing a little dog-sitting for a friend last Saturday. While taking the dog for a walk in his Swansea neighbourhood, we saw this very elaborate hopscotch setup in a driveway:

Hopscotch game that spans an entire driveway

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Music

Anime Video of “Code Monkey”

The machinima videos that people have made for Jonathan Coulton’s geek anthem Code Monkey haven’t impressed me; unlike the Red vs. Blue series of animations, the visuals feel poorly matched with the storyline.

Better by far is this video, which does an excellent job of repurposing clips from the Japanese animated TV series Black Heaven. If you watch only one fan-made video of Code Monkey, watch this one:

[via Amber Mac; cross-posted to Global Nerdy]

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funny

Bob Uecker, Friend to Furries

The Milwaukee Brewers play at Pittsburgh and end up booked in the same hotel as Anthrocon, the big furry convention. Hilarity ensues:

Bob Uecker poses arm in arm with a furry
“That one was just a little bit outside.”

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Uncategorized

Every Goth Dance Bar Needs One of These

Preview image of a disco ball shaped like a skull
Click to see the picture at full size.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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It Happened to Me

You’re Bummin’ Me Out, Man

Elevator down button

Photo by Will Pate. Click to see the original.

When I got onto the elevator in my building this morning, an older man and woman were already in the car, discussing the repair work being done on the building, which is showing its age. When the woman left at the ground floor, the man turned to me.

“Young man, when you’ve lived in this building for a while, you see the same people, year after year. They get older, and you see it — they’re going down, down, down.”

As he said “Down, down, down,” he pantomimed a falling leaf with his hand.

“Well,” I said as I shrugged, “it eventually happens to everyone.”

“That,” he said as he left, “is the only good thing about it.”

You know how to bring down a room, big guy.

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Geek

Jakob Nielsen Doesn’t Read “Global Nerdy”

Jakob Nielsen as a bartop dancer in the Coyote Ugly Saloon

Over at my tech blog Global Nerdy, I’ve got all sorts of articles that explain why:

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funny Music

“Squeal Like a CGI Pig, Boy!”

The movie Deliverance has so infused its way into North American pop culture that most people are aware of its “Squeal like a pig!” scene. Back when I played background music for improv comedy shows here in Accordion City, I’d play the opening notes from Dueling Banjos whenever an actor would make some reference to butt-sex (a staple of comedy) and everyone would get the little musical joke.

In case you haven’t seen the movie, here’s the Dueling Banjos scene:

I had to laugh out loud when Miss Fipi Lele sent me this poster for a hypothetical Dreamworks-animated version of Deliverance:

Poster for a hypothetical Dreamworks animated version of “Deliverance”