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If “Back to the Future” Was Made Today…

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This poster’s been making the rounds on the internet today. I found it here.

I saw Back to the Future in the theatre at the age of 17. I was 14 for most of 1982 (yeah, yeah, I’m old), so that was a formative time.

Here’s one of the big singles of that year:

Late Night with David Letterman debuted that year. Here’s Dave with one of his most difficult guests, Mr. T:

E. T.: The Extraterrestrial was the biggest movie of the year. Here’s the trailer, and yes, that’s how they did trailers back then:

Here’s the hot new computer of that time. I didn’t have one of these; I had an Apple ][:

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And of course, Marty McFly wouldn’t play Johnny B. Goode at the high school dance; he’d play this song instead:

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Ruby Job Fair This Friday!

ruby job fairThis ain’t your dad’s (or mom’s) job fair! It’s the Ruby Job Fair, and it’s taking place here in Accordion City this Friday. If you want a job programming Ruby, you should come to Unspace HQ (342 Queen Street West, 3rd floor, right beside Lululemon) this Friday, February 10th from 6:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m. and meet up with employers looking for Ruby hackers.

I’ll be there in my capacity as Shopify’s Platform Evangelist, flying the Shopify flag. There are many reasons that you might enjoy working for Shopify, and I explain them in my article in my own tech blog, Global Nerdy.

You need to register to attend Ruby Job Fair. See you at Unspace on Friday!

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Toronto’s Got an Ultimate Tazer Ball Team!

Every year, we get closer to having a TV show like The Running Man. The latest sign in this progression is Ultimate Tazer Ball, which looks like a sport that the guys behind Jackass would’ve dreamed up: rugby (itself supposedly a game born in a moment of frustration) with a medicine ball…and tasers! Add uniforms with electroluminescent wire – to remind you that there’s actual electricity in this game – and you’ve got something that I might just have to see live…at least once.

As you might expect, UTB’s real draw is the addition of tasers. In a moment of Buddha-like insight, player Jason Bornstein says in the promo video (see above), “It hurts, man. It doesn’t feel good. It’s why the cops use ‘em.”

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Best of all, Accordion City has a team! It’s the Toronto Terror, and the logo is cleverly to designed to remind you of the fact that this team plays with live current. The other teams in the league are the San Diego Spartans, the L.A. Nightlight and, in what must be an homage to the Springfield Isotopes, the Philly Killawatts, all of whom use some kind of jagged lines in their logos to say “Electricity! Dude! TASERS!”

Monster trucks and mixed martial arts no longer bring me the inner peace and joy they once did; perhaps Ultimate Tazer Ball will. When they schedule the first match in Toronto, I’m definitely going! Who’s with me?

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“Third World Success Kid” on Superbowl 2012

Third World Success Kid: "Patriots shirts get here monday!"

Ouch. Congrats to the Giants!

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Firecrackers and Chinese Manholes: An Explosive Combo

I’ve been running into these videos where someone in China lights a firework, drops it down a manhole and gets literally explosive results. The ensuing blast is powerful enough to launch the manhole cover!

Is this kind of methane buildup particular to sewers in China, or are there other places where the sewers are brimming with poop gas? Is it simply caused by the high population density in Chinese cities coupled with Chinese cabbage or is there some other cause?

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“I should buy a boat.”

Cat in a blue blazer and dress shirt, sitting at the breakfast table and reading the morning paper:

Titled as found.

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Bill Maher: “You Know What Makes American Football Great? Socialism.”

I’m treading on sacred ground here, but I think this video (featuring a snippet from Bill Maher’s new book, The New New Rules) makes a pretty good point: the redistribution of wealth among NFL teams makes for a far more interesting league than Major League Baseball, where it’s every man for himself.