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LOL Revisited [Updated]

It is worrisome when a teenage girl does it, and more so when a guy my age who should know better does it.

Chris S., as a representative of one of the companies that makes the Internet go, I must request that you wear an “Net-Speak Badge of Shame” for a week.

Update: Oh, Chris and Deenster both used “LOL” in speech! Arrrgh! There should be a constitutional amendment forbidding them from marrying!

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Slogan

The current topic on the #joiito IRC channel is: “Bush/Cheney 2004: Don’t change horsemen in mid-Apocalypse”.

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FGFEB

Just a Gwai Lo” Richard writes that Dive Into” Mark Pilgrim writes:

Last weekend someone told me that there was no male counterpart to female intuition.

i.e. There was no such thing as male intuition. Which is crap. Men may

not be the brightest bulbs in the bunch, but we can sense one thing:

when we are being introduced to our girlfriend’s next lover. Trust me.

I’ve been on both sides of this.

I concur. In fact, I have mentally referred to some losers as my “Future Girlfriend’s Future Ex-Boyfriend”.

On days during which I’m feeling particularly arch, I wear an US Postal

Service workshirt that used to belong to a former FGFEB. That’s right,

I stole a girl away from a guy who belongs to the world’s most

dangerous demographic.

Balls of steel, yo. I clank when I walk.

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In the News It Happened to Me

Notes from the "The Corporation" presentation, part 2

The Film and The Book

  • Bakan called himself the content maker, giving credit to Achbar and Abbott for their filmmaking skills.
  • Tried

    to make the book less driven by dry analysis and driven more by

    stories. He wanted to draw the the points he wanted to make from the

    stories, which really serve as metaphor.

  • Some of the stories in

    the book are same as in the film, some are different. The media are

    different and require different approaches.

  • Ray Anderson is

    major in the film, but not the book. Anderson had an epiphany in 1993;

    became a “sustainable business” kind of guy. “People just fall in love

    with him” on the screen. Bakan was able to say cover his story in 2 or

    3 pages in the book. In the film he’s in and out because he’s

    “incredibly compelling”, and works well in the “emotional medium” of

    film.

  • To use him in the book as often as in the film would “seem strange”.
  • Wanted to make the book not just informative, but interesting and fun to read.
  • Joked: wished he could’ve got a “push button book” in which you can hear Ray Anderson speak.

Psycopathology of the Corporation

  • Bakan did psych as an undergrad, many psychologists in the family (both parents, an uncle).
  • In Psych 101, you learn a “psychopath” (someone with antisocial personality disorder) has these qualities:
    • Pathologically self-interested
    • Incapable of concern for others
    • No feelings of guilt or remorse
    • Relationships are limited to ones in which they use other people
    • No moral obligation to obey laws or social norms
  • In Law School, you learn that:
    • Corporations are legally required to serve their own self-interest
    • Decisions had to be made to maximize the wealth of shareholders
    • Corporations are persons in the eyes of the law (something drilled into to you on the first day of Business 101)
  • The

    corporation as a person is one that has been programmed to have a

    psychopathic personality. “We created this artificial person and we’ve

    required it to be self-interested.”

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At least I’m a cute drunk

The Redhead writes about my phoning her whilst in the middle of some serious St. Patrick’s Day imbibing (from which I am suffering no ill effects).

Don’t scoff: you’ve all made drunken phone calls before. And hey, it was to the current girlfriend.

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Area Man Writes Book!

Cory Doctorow,

my friend and the guy for whom I was a lieutnenant at OpenCola

(whenever I called myself his lieutenant, we’d both break into our

impressions of Harvey Keitel from Bad Lieutenant — it wasn’t pretty), is on the cover of Toronto’s free alt-weekly, NOW magazine. If you’re in Accordion City, pick it up at your local bookstore or hipster hangout. If you’re not, you can read the story online.

Tonight at 7, there’s a book signing for his latest novel Eastern Standard Tribe at the The Merril Collection of Science Fiction, Speculation and Fantasy, located inside the Lillian H. Smith Branch of the Toronto Public Library (239 College Street West, one block east of Spadina). I’ll be there.

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OMG MARS IS SO COOL!11!1!11!

Even Mars Rovers have their own blogs!


argh!

NASA’s making fun of me now with their wake-up music! OMG, I am soooo

dusty and disgusting right now!! I have red grime everywhere,

especially under my abrasion instruments! It’s no wonder I can’t grind

anything! I find evidence of past water, but I can’t even find a puddle

to splash my treads in here! I so need a shower. And a manicure. OMG,

what if Stardust saw me like this?!

And I can’t add all my rover

budz back on LJ without getting some kind of limit exceeded error when

I hit 750! Man, this day has just been awful.

Current Mood: dirty


what a workout!

I took soooo many pictures today. NASA was so bossy. So much for being

a self-directing rover. Put your arm here, Opportunity! Now put it

here! Now put it over there! Take another picture, Opportunity! I never

get to have any fun. But at least I got to watch the eclipse. I haven’t

had a chance to put my pictures up yet, but I hope to soon!!

I’m so wiped out. I’m just gonna veg tonight. I wonder if one of the orbiters could beam me a movie or something.

Current Mood: tired


nya-nyah, sis!
I found water first! Go me!

If

you haven’t heard from my sister, I’m sure she’s just sulking over the

fact that NASA is so proud of me for finding evidence of water while

she’s just been digging up more boring rocks.

Current Mood: accomplished