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Blogosphere Election Roundup

There are, quite literally, millions of blogs out there, but here are

my favourite writeups on the US election that I’ve seen. Feel free to

point out more in the comments!

Andrew Sullivan and I are in agreement (except, of course, that I dig chicks):

IT’S OVER: President

Bush is narrowly re-elected. It was a wild day with the biggest black

eyes for exit pollsters. I wanted Kerry to win. I believed he’d be more

able to unite the country at home, more fiscally conservative, more

socially inclusive, and better able to rally the world in a more

focused war on terror. I still do. But a slim majority of Americans

disagreed. And I’m a big believer in the deep wisdom of the American

people. They voted in huge numbers, and they made a judgment. Not a

huge and decisive victory by any means. But at least a victory that is

unlikely to be challenged. The president and his aides deserve

congratulations. And so, I think, does Senator Kerry, whose campaign

exceeded the low expectations of many of us.

FOR NOW: But

the most fundamental fact of this campaign – and one of the reasons it

has been so bitter – is that we are at war. Our opponents at home are

not our enemies. The real enemy is the Jihadist terror network that,

even now, is murdering innocents and coalition soldiers in Iraq. Our

job now – all of us – is to support this president in that war, to back

those troops, and to pray for victory. We saw yesterday, in the

cold-blooded murder of a Dutch film-maker for his open criticism of

Islamist misogyny, that the enemy is still at large; and aiming

directly at our freedoms and security. In Fallujah, our troops are

poised for a vital battle against terrorists and theocrats intent on

derailing a free future for Iraq. Democracy is on the line there and

throughout the world. I’ve been more than a little frustrated by the

president’s handling of this war in the past year; but we have to draw

a line under that now. The past is the past. And George W. Bush is our

president. He deserves a fresh start, a chance to prove himself again,

and the constructive criticism of those of us who decided to back his

opponent. He needs our prayers and our support for the enormous tasks

still ahead of him. He has mine. Unequivocally.

The header currently under the title of

my pal Jeff Jarvis’ blog, BuzzMachine, has “The Post Election Peace Pledge”,

which was read alound on CNN last night. It’s worth a thousand times more than any Bush campaign loyalty oath:

I promise to… Support the President, even if I didn’t vote for

him….. Criticize the President, even if I did vote for him…..

Uphold standards of civilized discourse in blogs and in media while

pushing both to be better…. Unite as a nation, putting country over

party, as we work together to make America better.

Paul Wells takes the “youth vote”, the only group whose level of participation did not rise from 2000’s levels, to task:

The majestic Howard Dean

coalition — youth, new voters, the “wired,” the “disenfranchised”

— remains the France of electoral coalition-building: genuinely useful,

if only it would freaking show up for the freaking fight.

Sorry, but I’m a bit bitter about this. Participation soared across

every demographic, including the underestimated People Michael Moore

Likes to Make Fun Of. But the young-new-“disenfranchised” set sat

around and played Halo 2 on the X-box instead of, you know, freaking voting.

These are the same people who couldn’t be arsed to pick up the phones

at Dean headquarters in South Carolina when I was there in January.

(Fun Canadian fact: the Canadian leader who has put all of his hopes —

and I mean all his hopes — on the Howard Dean coalition of non-voting non-voters is Jack Layton. Explains a lot, really.)

Doc Searls, never failing in his role as adult supervision for the blogosphere, writes:

The real

story was, and remains, connected democracy. The tough lesson for those

of us on the Left is learning that those of us on the Right were no

less connected — just a lot less obvious about it.

I

don’t know what difference conservative Christians made in this

election, but I believe it wasn’t small. Evangelical churches (and not

just Landover Baptist) have done an admirable job of understanding, and

using, the Internet, just as they did deploying almost countless

“translator” transmitters

all over the FM band, all over the country — except in major

metropolitain areas where they might get more noticed. (Hit SCAN on a

car radio in Phoenix

and you’ll hear up to six religious FM signals before you get to 91 on

the dial.) Safe from the media mainstream (including the parts of it

here in the blogosphere), their strength has gone unnoticed. It’s

there, and it matters. A lot.

While we were “taking back” America, they were keeping it safe. From us. Eleven states voted to ban gay marriage. Whoa. 

Strict Fatherism beat Nurturant Parentism.

The job for progressives remains the same as it’s been since Reagan reframed political debate in 1980. 

Meanwhile, the job for techies is to leverage the best of the Libertarian agenda. That is, if we want to Save the Net.

On Metafilter, in response to a “Fuck Christians” snipe, comes this reply:

>> Fuck christians. Fuck them and their

>> backward minds.

> … And you people wonder why you lost …

Good Lord, is this what we have to look forward to over the next four

years? More demonizing, recriminations, hatred and anger?

To my friends on the Right: you won! Enjoy it, but don’t come around

here twisting the knife and then feigning indignation that people are

pissed off by it.

To my friends on Left: get over the anger and divisiveness. Anyone but

Bush ™ doesn’t work. We tried it for two years, and you know what?

We lost ground. Take a look at the electoral map. Regroup, and come up

with something positive and inclusive. That’s the only way to defend

against being marginalized.

This leads me to what my friend Dan Gillmor wrote today:

People say there are two Americas. I think there are at least three.

One is Bush’s America: an amalgam of the extreme Christian

“conservatives,” corporate interests and the builders of the burgeoning

national-security state.

Another is the Democratic “left”: wedded to the old, discredited politics in a time that demands creative thinking.

I suspect there’s a third America: members of an increasingly

radical middle that will become more obvious in the next few years,

tolerant of those who are different and aware that the big problems of

our times are being ignored — or made worse — by those in power today.

That third America needs a candidate. Or, maybe, a new party.

Let me close with a local blogger — one with whom I often agree to disagree on political issues. Here’s Accordion City’s Kathy “Relapsed Catholic” Shaidle, who graciously writes:

I didn’t take Jeff Jarvis’ pledge (which was recited on CNN last night!) but can offer this crappy prayer type thing:

Please

pray for George Bush, even if you didn’t vote for him. Especially if

you did. Don’t try to think of something clever to say, like, “Give him

wisdom” if you can’t think of the “right” words. Just pray, “God bless

George Bush”. God knows what we want and need better than we do.

Although I’d throw in a “keep him safe” because, well, because. That eventuality really worries me, now more than ever.

Please

do the same for John Kerry, even if you voted for him. Especially if

you didn’t. We are commanded to pray for our “enemies”, our opponents.

This does both them and us good. Try it if you don’t believe me. I know

it’s hard, but just squeeze out the first “God bless John Kerry” and

you’ll be surprised how easily the rest come out. If you can’t bring

yourself to pray for John Kerry (or George Bush), pray for the

willingness to pray for them, some day. Again: this works amazing

wonders.

Catholics don’t need to be told: take up your rosaries.

This isn’t something I can explain to non-Catholics. But those of you

who know, know.

Don’t pray for victory. Just pray. God’s will will be done regardless. Pray to accept whatever happens.

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It Happened to Me Music Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Movies from Mysterion the Mind Reader’s Haunted Hotel Halloween Hoopla, Part 2

Here are two more videos from Friday’s event, Mysterion the Mind

Reader’s Haunted Hotel Halloween Hoopla. Both are of the “psychobilly”

local band The Matadors. The first is of their audio-animatronic

skeleton introducing them; the second is a snippet of their rip-roarin’

performance.

These files are included as attachments, so if you’re reading this on a web page, click here to get them.

Those of you reading with aggregators that can “see” RSS 2,0 enclosures

should be able to grab them — I think. Let me know what you see!

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It Happened to Me

…and speaking of snooty private clubs…

The setting for the previous entry reminds me of a joke I used to love telling:

Q: What is the definition of a WASP?

A: Someone who steps out of the shower to pee.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

"The subject of accordions comes up…"

I just got an email from my friend Karen B., who wrote in response to the invitation to my party this Saturday:

Also, I met an old friend of yours… as we’re hoity-toitying around the National Club, the subject of accordions comes up, and the woman I’m speaking with says, “you don’t mean Joey Devilla, do you?”

The woman who asked turned out to be an old friend of mine from high school.

My question is: How does the subject of accordions come up in a “normal” conversation, especially at a snooty private club?

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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Movies from Mysterion the Mind Reader’s Haunted Hotel Halloween Hoopla, Part 1

For your entertainment, I present to you a number of movies that I shot

at Friday’s event, Mysterion the Mind Reader’s Haunted Hotel Halloween

Hoopla. The movies included with this entry are attachments; click here

to download them.

They are:

  • Two videos showing Mysterion bending a spoon using naught but his mind powers
  • Meryle, in her stage persona Penny Whistleton, performing a burleque number loosely based on Madame Butterfly (safe for work)
  • A “Poison Ivy” burlesque number (safe for work)
  • A “Clockwork Orange” burlesque number (may not be safe for work)

Photo: Meryle performs her burlesque number.

Meryle performing her number.

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Geek

Going Election-Free Today / Blogware, Attachments, Enclosures, Podcasting and Duran Duran Spinoff Bands

Photo: Tired guy in Twinkie costume on couch.

“No, please, no more election blogging!”

That’s right, aside from this very entry, The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st

Century shall refrain from commenting on the U.S. Election

today. Not because I’m not interested — I am, after all, the

direct descendant of an American, have blond-haired blue-eyed

cousins in Dayton, Ohio and am marrying a fine lady who

knocked

me out with her American thighs — but because just about

every other blog written in

English

(and no doubt several other languages) will be going on about it. If

you need a break from the ranting, punditry and bile, come

here!

Photo: Lawn sign -- 'The Bush '04 sign was stolen from here by communists'.

Okay, I couldn’t resist posting this one.


You may have noted that I said that “aside from this very entry” in

the

paragraph above. That’s because I’m going to share a file with you

that’s tangentially related to the election:

the song Election Day by the Duran Duran spinoff band Arcadia. It’s included as an attachment to this blog entry.

(To see the attachment, click on the permalink for this entry, then scroll to the bottom of the article. Click on the attachment to download it.)

Attachments? What are attachments?

In Blogware, an attachment is

a file that is attached to a blog entry, whether it’s an article, photo

or music/movie/book review. Think of it as being similar to an email

attachment.

You might ask why we included attachments in Blogware. After all, blogs

— being web pages — have always provided a way to include files in

entries. You simply upload the file to a space accessible on the web

and link to it. Every Blogware blog includes a filesystem so that you

can do just that.

The difference between attachments and uploaded-and-linked files lies

in the name: attachments. A file that has been uploaded is independent

of the blog entry; an attachment is part of the blog entry. With an

uploaded-and-linked file, if you delete the blog entry, the file

remains. With an attachment, if you delete the blog entry, the attached

file vanishes too.

If you want me to skip the technical stuff and get to the point right now…

…then I’ll say it plainly and simply:

Blogware supports podcasting!

If you want to start podcasting on your blog, record your audio entry

(MP3 is probably the best format) and include the file as an attachment

to your blog entry. That’s it.

If you want a more technical explanation, keep reading.

Enclosures

A blog that uses RSS 2.0 as its method of syndication (you might want to look at Mezzoblue’s or BBC News’

explanations of syndication) can include files in its feeds as

enclosures. In the RSS 2.0 feed of a Blogware blog, any attachments are

included as enclosures,

which is RSS 2.0’s way of saying “hey, there’s other content attached

to this entry”. If this entry’s still on the main page of the blog,

you’ll see this article in the RSS feed. Inside the <item>

element for this article, you’ll see the <enclosure> element for Election Day:


<enclosure url="http://accordionguy.blogware.com/_attachments/173328/Arcadia

- Election Day.mp3" length="4250226"

type="audio/mpeg" />

The <enclosure> element has three attributes, which provide some information about the attachment:

  1. url: This specifies the location where the attached file can be found.
  2. length: This specifies the size of the attached file in bytes.
  3. type: This is the MIME (Multipart Internet Mail Extensions) type of the file. An MP3 file has the MIME type of “audio/mpeg”.

This information allows any software that reads the RSS feed to

find the attached file as well as “know” what kind of file it is and

how large it is.

You may have noted that a blog entry that includes a file as an

enclosure provides more information about the file than a blog entry

that merely links to the file.

For more on RSS 2.0 enclosures, check out Dave Winer’s article on the subject.

Although I said it before in a slightly different way, let me say it again:

Blogware supports enclosures!

Podcasting

The term “podcasting” is a pun made by mixing the words “iPod” and

“broadcasting”. I’ll quote iPodder.org’s explanation of the term:

Think how a desktop aggregator works. You subscribe to a set of feeds,

and then can easily view the new stuff from all of the feeds together,

or each feed separately.

Podcasting works the same way, with one exception. Instead of reading the new content on a computer screen, you listen to the new content on an iPod or iPod-like device.

The term is a little misleading. Many people, quite naturally, 

infer that podcasting works only for iPods. This is not the case:

podcasting is blogging using audio files as enclosures rather than text

on a web page.

Why not simply link to an audio file instead of including it as an attachment/enclosure?

There’s a subtle difference: a link to an audio file merely provides

its location; an audio file included as an enclosure provides extra

information about the file and also implies that it is part of the

entry.

The extra information provided by an enclosure allows RSS-reading

software to make decisions about downloading the file referenced by the

enclosure. For example, a piece of software that downloads attached

audio files for later playback can be set so that it downloads only

audio files (it checks the type attribute to do this) over a specified size (it checks the size attribute to do this) late at night when the computer is not in use. iPodder is an example of this sort of software — it downloads audio blog entries for later playback.

Got questions? Ask away in the comments.

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Music

How to Rap Safely If You Are White (or: Marc Canter, this one’s for you!)

Marc Canter, in case you’re not familiar with the name, was one of the founders of Macromind, which later turned into Macromedia. While Marc and I have never met, his career has intersected mine: Macromind (and later Macromedia) created Director, the multimedia authoring software that was my primary programming tool for my first three years after graduating from Crazy Go Nuts University.

Boss Ross and I have been communicating with him lately, and it would appear that he’s into rapping; his voice mail greeting and the messages he leaves are always in rap form (You can listen to one of Marc’s messages on Ross’ blog, Random Bytes).

As a service to Marc, I thought I’d post a cartoon which had been sitting in my “blog this someday” folder. Enjoy, Marc!

Comic: How to rap safely if you are white.

Update: Oh, what the hell, let’s remix it with the cartoon Canter…

Comic: How to rap safely if you are white (Canter remix).