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Video: The "Jump the Shark" Moment

In 1985, one Sean J. Connolly coined the phrase “jump the shark”,

which his friend John Hein would use as the name of his web site 12

years later. For those of you who haven’t been keeping up with your pop

culture, here’s the definintion of “jump the shark”, taken from the

site:

Q. What is jumping the shark?

A. It’s a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite

television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on…it’s all

downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it “Jumping the Shark.”  From

that moment on, the program will simply never be the same.

“Jumping the shark” comes from the fifth-season episode of Happy Days

in which the Fonz accepts a challenge from a rival to waterski-jump

over a shark. The rival chickens out at the last minutes, but the Fonz

is too cool to win by forfeit and makes the jump anyway. I have vague

memories of this episode (remember, this was September 1977 and I was

9) but I understand how “jumping the shark” became synonymous from

“it’s all downhill from here.”

If you’ve never seen the “jumping the shark” moment, you’re in luck:

someone recently posted it in Windows Media format [2.5 MB, enclosure],

and it’s even cheesier than I remember. Especially since the Fonz does the jump wearing his stolen-from-Brando trademark leather jacket/white T-shirt combo.

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It Happened to Me

And Now, a Letter from the Editor…

From the look of it, this is going to be one of those years that I’ll

look back upon and say “Whoa, I was pretty busy back then!”. Hence the

shortage of more personal “Hey, look at what I did” entries. It’s not

that I haven’t been up to interesting stuff; it’s just that those

entries take the most time and energy, and those are at a premium. I

find it far, far easier and quicker to write op-ed entries and point

you to interesting things on both the web and in real life. I plan to

get back to writing some “It Happened to Me” stories soon, but in the

meantime, I hope you’re still enjoying the sort of posts I’ve been

making of late.

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And Here I Thought It Was a Contradiction in Terms

Kirrily “Skud” Robert has started a blog on a little-covered but much-needed area of discussion: Geek Etiquette.

Kudos, Kirrily!

Photo: T-shirt with rude integral.

A free giant Santa “Pez” dispenser to the first person who can tell me in the comments why this T-shirt is rude.

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In the News

Happy 40th, Canadian Flag!

Photo: The Canadian Flag.

It’s easy to forget that while Canada is one hundred years older than I am (Confederation took place in 1867, I was born in 1967), our flag is less than three years my senior. For forty years, it’s been the symbol of a great place to live, synonymous with hockey, highly regarded by vexillologists (it gets high marks for its clean, clear design) and a protective disguise that young Americans sew on their backpacks while travelling through Europe and Asia.

Happy 40th, Canadian Flag!


Here’s more on the flag:

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Chess is Now a Water Sport

[via The Colbinator] Here’s an interesting way to liven up those stuffy chess matches.

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The Masked Grader Strikes Again! [Updated]

Update: The papers have been taken down; the links now lead to this notice:

At the request of UT Austin’s Student Judicial Services office, I’ve

taken down the files pending an appointment I have with them next week.

Ah, the joys of non-academic discipline.


I love this panel from Achewood:

Comic: Panel from Achewood.

It would seem that a number of future car stereo magazine subscribers

were taking an astronomy course at the University of Texas in Austin,

as a prankster discovered:

At the UT Austin physics department, you have several grades of physics

tracks. There is the “this is going to hurt a lot but you will learn

from it” engineering physics. There is the “you learn the concepts but

you are useless in any practical sense” biomed physics (which I’m

taking). And then there is the “I’m taking this because for some reason

my liberal arts degree mandates it.” physics.

I was

walking through Painter Hall when I saw a pile of graded papers waiting

to be picked up. It was a short writing assignment on how the practical

applications of lasers has affected your life.

From a quick look

at the grammar and incomplete sentences, I knew it was a freshman

course. So I took the papers, added my own… comments… and placed

them back in the pile. The grades on them were put there by the

original grader.

Both the papers and the comments he added are hilarious. The latter, intentionally so:

Bad paper #1

Bad paper #2

Bad paper #3

Bad paper #4

Bad paper #5

Bad paper #6

Bad paper #7

Bad paper #8

Bad paper #9

Bad paper #10

Bad paper #11

Bad paper #12

Bad paper #13

Bad paper #14

Bad paper #15

Bad paper #16

Bad paper #17

Bad paper #18

Bad paper #19

Read the full entry here.

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Flanders-Like Behaviour + Anti-Social Neighbour = Disaster [Updated]

You’ve probably heard this already, but let me state for the record: Wanita Renea Young is the worst neighbour on Earth.


Update: The original site to which I linked has a random image that isn’t always work-safe. Here’s its link.

In case you can’t go there, here’s the most important part of the entry:

According to the Jewish philosopher and Rabbi, Moses Maimonides, there are eight levels of tzedaka.

(Tzedaka is the Jewish legal requirement to do right by your fellow

man… a moral imperitive to charity if you like.) The levels of giving

(from least admirable, to most) are:

  1. Giving begrudgingly
  2. Giving less than you should, but giving it cheerfully.
  3. Giving after being asked
  4. Giving before being asked
  5. Giving when you do not know the recipient’s identity, but the recipient knows your identity
  6. Giving when you know the recipient’s identity, but the recipient does not know your identity
  7. Giving when neither party knows the other’s identity
  8. Giving that enables the recipient to become self-reliant

Yesterday, I read an article at Reuters

about two teenage girls baking cookies for the neighbours in some hick

town in Colorado. They stayed home from some party or other and made

sweet things for people, decorated them with little hearts, wrapped

them in ribbon and left a note saying ‘have a great night.’ Then they

ran around, full of neighbourly love, and dropped the boxes off on

porches, knocking on the door and hiding before the recipient of the

gift got to the door. To me, that sounds like the 6th level of giving: giving when you know the recipient’s identity, but the recipient does not know your identity.

I hope the bitch neighbour (Wanita Renea Young) that filed the lawsuit

against the two teenagers for this random act of kindness, lies awake

in bed at night wondering whatever happened to the ‘youth of today.’ I

hope it plagues her.

Hear, hear.