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213 things that Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army [Updated]

Update: Fixed the broken link!

Sergeant Shawn Standford of Avalanche Company (Company

A, 2nd Battalion, 103rd Armor, Pennsylvania Army National Guard) writes

about a one SPC (that short for “Specialist”) Schwarz, a.k.a. “Skippy”

and his list of things that he is no longer allowed to do — presumably, after having done them and being disciplined.

Apparently, one of the 213 things he is no longer allowed to do is to “Go to [Fort] Bragg boulevard and shake daddies little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies.”

If I ever have to assemble a crack team of misfits and goofballs whose mission is to save the world, Skippy’s on my list.

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Pictures from Tony Pierce

Tony Pierce recently posted this

great graphic on his blog. I think that the most interesting thing is

it should appeal to people on throughout most of the political spectrum

(for different reasons, of course):

Vote, you patchouli-reeking hook-smoking bad-poetry-writing long-haried hippy weirdo freak! And hurry up with that venti mocha!

He also posted another photo, this one of another Asian guy who knows

the joys of throwing a hot tub party. Granted, my tub was a little more

“ghetto” than his, but I’ll bet my party rocked a little harder too:

This is a Yahoo News photo. Can anyone tell me what the story behind it was?

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His-and-hers duvet set

This queen-sized duvet/pillow sham set is cute. Too bad I have a king bed:

[ via Davezilla, master of the original cross-border blog romance, and who also has a great Engrish entry today. ]

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Etiquette Notice

It annoys me to have to spell it out to my readers, but…

I reserve the right to remove cheap shots at me or my friends in the

comments, especially if you’re going to take the coward’s route and do

so anonymously. This blog is my home, and while I am bound by the rules

of hospitality, you are likewise bound by the rules of comity.

In my physical house, breaches of these rules will get you ejected.

Often, I will make it clear by physical means that if you enjoy

converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you will behave while on the

premises. On my blog, such breaches will get your comments deleted and

your IP address blocked.

Have I made myself clear?

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Poliblogger Bash at the Drake

As a resident of the suburbs of Centerville (my co-worker Guile took the test and found out that he lives downtown) and the sort of person who learned accordion repair from Burning Man’s former chief pyrotechnician and had lunch with Cardinal Sin and the former First Lady of the Philippines (the wife of this gentleman), I like hanging out with all sorts of people. Tomorrow night is no exception as I will be attending the Poliblogger gathering organized by David “Ranting and Roaring” Janes at the Drake Hotel on West Queen West,

deep in the heart of an area where you’re not likely to find

conservative gathering. The crowd will be an intruiguing, entertaining

and well-spoken bunch, including special guest Damian “Daimnation!” Penny.

The fun starts at 8 p.m.. Be there and be square!

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In the human world they’re called "lead guitarists"

The Boing Boing sideblog has a link to this cool article on how male angler fish mate:

Because angler fish are so sparsely populated throughout the vast

millions of cubic miles of ocean, chance mating encounters between

males and females would be unlikely. In fact, when deep-sea anglers

were first brought up in trawls they puzzled scientists because they

were all females. Then someone noticed small “growths” on the female

that turned out to be males.

When a tiny male meets a female he bits

into her flesh and literally fuses with her body. Like the linking

together of web sites on the Internet, the two blood supplies also fuse

together so that the male obtains nutrients and oxygen from the female.

Without any need for most of his organ systems, such as eyes and

digestive organs, the male’s body degenerates into essentially a pair

of sperm-producing testicles. Thus the female essentially becomes a

hermaphrodite with up to six or more of these tiny male parasites

attached to various parts of her body.

Although functionally bisexual,

the eggs and sperm come from genetically distinct parents, thus

providing vital genetic variability through meiosis and genetic

recombination. As a functional hermaphrodite she can have sex any time

or place, without worrying about meeting a male in the dark abyss of

the ocean. Clinging to her body like minute, blood-sucking parasites,

the males have little interaction with the female, except to fertilize

her eggs with sperm.

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LOL Revisited [Updated]

It is worrisome when a teenage girl does it, and more so when a guy my age who should know better does it.

Chris S., as a representative of one of the companies that makes the Internet go, I must request that you wear an “Net-Speak Badge of Shame” for a week.

Update: Oh, Chris and Deenster both used “LOL” in speech! Arrrgh! There should be a constitutional amendment forbidding them from marrying!