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The current topic on the #joiito IRC channel is: “Bush/Cheney 2004: Don’t change horsemen in mid-Apocalypse”.

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OMG MARS IS SO COOL!11!1!11!

Even Mars Rovers have their own blogs!


argh!

NASA’s making fun of me now with their wake-up music! OMG, I am soooo

dusty and disgusting right now!! I have red grime everywhere,

especially under my abrasion instruments! It’s no wonder I can’t grind

anything! I find evidence of past water, but I can’t even find a puddle

to splash my treads in here! I so need a shower. And a manicure. OMG,

what if Stardust saw me like this?!

And I can’t add all my rover

budz back on LJ without getting some kind of limit exceeded error when

I hit 750! Man, this day has just been awful.

Current Mood: dirty


what a workout!

I took soooo many pictures today. NASA was so bossy. So much for being

a self-directing rover. Put your arm here, Opportunity! Now put it

here! Now put it over there! Take another picture, Opportunity! I never

get to have any fun. But at least I got to watch the eclipse. I haven’t

had a chance to put my pictures up yet, but I hope to soon!!

I’m so wiped out. I’m just gonna veg tonight. I wonder if one of the orbiters could beam me a movie or something.

Current Mood: tired


nya-nyah, sis!
I found water first! Go me!

If

you haven’t heard from my sister, I’m sure she’s just sulking over the

fact that NASA is so proud of me for finding evidence of water while

she’s just been digging up more boring rocks.

Current Mood: accomplished

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Stuck in the middle with me

[ via Being American in T.O. ] Where would you live in Politopia?

I seem to be in the north-west suburbs of Centerville:

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A Brief History of Dieting

[ via CarbWire.com ] This Arizona Republic article, Diets all the rage since at least 1087, is a timeline of diet plans for the past millennium. My favourite one:

1087 – William the Conqueror tries a liquid diet for weight loss, taking to his bed and consuming nothing but alcohol.

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"And in this corner, wearing the corporate trunks…"

Not everyone thinks that The Corporation is a book/film with good ideas. Take this news release from epublicrelations.ca:

Activist film aims to destroy the corporation:

Capitalism, democracy, health, education and environment threatened

© ePublic Relations Ltd 2004

Posted February 2004

Contact: rsirvine@epublicrelations.ca

Activists

are sending corporations on wild goose chases. At the urging of

activists, businesses are pursuing ideas such as the triple bottom

line, corporate social responsibility (CSR), and smart growth. But

these pursuits are merely ruses to keep business leaders and their PR

consultants preoccupied and distracted.

While businesses

“invest” enormous amounts of time and money in attempts to earn

accolades and recognition for “successes” in these areas, activists

have a different goal. They want to redefine, dismantle, destroy and

reassemble – in a manner more to their own liking – the entire

corporate world. The first step is to totally malign virtually every

corporation along with its managers, directors, shareholders and even,

in some cases, employees. What better way to do this than through a

movie!

The Corporation

has opened to critical acclaim at movie festivals in Europe and North

America. It recently won the World Cinema Documentary Audience Award at

the 2004 Sundance Film Festival.

For the film’s producers,

corporations and the pursuit of profit are sources of many social evils

including planetary destruction;

The documentary’s web site (http://www.thecorporation.tv) states:

    Self-interested,

    amoral, callous and deceitful, the corporation’s operational principles

    make it antisocial. It breaches social and legal standards to get its

    way even while it mimics the human qualities of empathy, caring and

    altruism. It suffers no guilt. Diagnosis: the institutional embodiment

    of laissez-faire capitalism fully meets the diagnostic criteria or a

    psychopath.

To

reach this judgment the film takes a creative and effective approach.

It runs through a checklist used by psychiatrists and psychologists to

diagnose mental illness. The list is based on the diagnostic criteria

of the World Health Organization and DSM IV. By going through the list,

the film attaches the following characteristics to a corporation:

    • callous unconcern for the feelings of others

    • incapacity to maintain enduring relationships

    • reckless disregard for the safety of others

    • deceitfulness: repeated lying and conning others for profit

    • incapacity to experience guilt

    • failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviours

Based

on this assessment corporation, the film concludes that corporations

are psychopaths. To support this contention, a former FBI agent

familiar with psychopathy is interviewed.

The Corporation

is playing in theatres across Canada; will be aired by TVO in Ontario,

Canada; and, American distribution is expected. DVD and VHS copies will

be available.

Must viewing for activists

The

Corporation is important viewing for activists around the world.

Regardless of the business or industry you work in –- biotechnology,

banking, ranching, agriculture, transportation, manufacturing, fishing,

chemical, pharmaceutical, nanotechnology, financial services, computer,

retail, fast food, etc. -–- NGOs and activists who oppose you will be

inspired and motivated by the film. And regardless of where your

business is located – Canada, the United States, New Zealand,

Australia, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Poland, India,

Pakistan, South Africa, Japan, you name it – the film will successfully

recruit more activists, invigorated to challenge the corporate world.

(A visit to the film’s online discussion forum reveals how activists

are reacting to the film.)

In making their anti-corporate

film, the producers interviewed many people from the business world,

including spokesman for the Disney-built town of Celebration Andrea

Finger, Goodyear Tire Chairman and former CEO Sam Gibara, former Royal

Dutch Shell Chairman Sir Mark Moody-Stuart, Landor and Associates CEO

Clay Timon, Initiative Media Vice President Lucy Hughes, Canadian

Council for International Business President and CEO Robert Keyes,

Pfizer Vice President Tom Kline, Burson Marsteller Worldwide CEO Chris

Komisarjevsky, and IBM Vice President Irving Wladawsky-Berger.

The Corporation

is a powerful film. Its perspective is clear. In an interview,

commodities trader Carlton Brown says that when the terrorists directed

planes into the Twin Towers in Sept. 11, 2001, the question on brokers’

minds was “How much is gold up?” In other interviews, the corporations

are described as modern slave owners and CEOs are seen as monsters

because corporations are monstrous.

The anti-corporate

movement is strong and getting strong. Dealing with it is probably the

most difficult and important challenge confronting PR folks. It’s

certainly far more important and challenging than dealing with a

crisis. A crisis comes and goes. It’s usually pretty clear-cut and

business generally resumes when it’s over.

Activist attacks threaten democracy, health, education and environment

Attacks

on the idea of the corporate are attacks on capitalism. They are a

vague and ill-defined. When they start and when they end is impossible

to determine. They occur at anytime from any direction from any of

hundreds of special interest groups and NGOs. If they are successful,

however, they destroy capitalism and the associated democracy, both of

which have paved the way to improved health care, greater longevity,

higher education standards, enhanced environmental standards, and ever

improving standards of living around the world.


This is

grand thinking and conceptualization. It’s beyond the scope of most PR

folks who focus on the next news cycle, the next fiscal quarter, and

the bottom line. Yet, if the anti-capitalism movement isn’t viewed in

this larger context, the consequences are much more dire than a merely

tarnished brand.


The Corporation

and its web site provide valuable insight to the

anti-corporate/capitalist movement. All PR folks are encouraged to view

them to understand what activists are really up to.

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Spot the O’Hara

In the photo below, which person is the direct descendant of an Irish-American school teacher named James O’Hara? The born-in-Manila mocha-skinned gentleman on the left, or the sweet red-haired-and-freckled lass on the right?


Kiss me, I’m 12.5% Irish!

The guy on the left, naturally. Can’t you tell?

During the Great Famine, one James O’Hara left County Cork, Ireland for the United States and a better life. At around the same time, one Catherine Kelly, whose sister was supposed to leave for America but chickened out, took her sister’s steamship ticket and left in her place. Somehow both James and Catherine ended up in Ohio, met each other and got married.

One of their children, also named James, was a teacher. The United States had just won the Spanish-American war, and one of the territories handed over to the U.S. was a Spanish colony called the Philippine Islands. The Americans were establishing a presence there, and there was a call for all kinds of workers, including teachers.

James boarded a ship in San Francisco and set sail for Manila. He ended up outside Manila in the city of Antipolo, where he settled down, got married, had several children and learn to speak and read Spanish and Tagalog fluently.

One of his children is Marietta O’Hara, who was my fair-skinned, green-eyed grandmother. Marietta married Guillermo deVilla Sr., had a kid named Guillermo O’Hara deVilla Jr., who in turn had me. The combination of Irish and Filipino genes makes us great partiers who can hold their drink and have strong family ties and fabulous shoe collections.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody!

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Pirates, Ninjas, Elves and Dwarves

[ via Boing Boing

] Tom “Plasticbag.org” Coates has come up with another two-axis

classification scheme for working types: the Pirate/Ninja axis, and the

Elf/Dwarf axis. The meat of his essay:

I have always considered the profound distinction between ninjas and

pirates to be an absolute one. One was either ninja or pirate – there

were no inbetweens. One personality type was skilled and proficient,

elegant and silent, contained and constrained, honourable and

spiritual. The other type loud and flamboyant, gregarious and

unrestrained, life-loving and vigorous, passionate and strong. I

thought all people must pledge their allegiance, or be categorised accordingly.

The other day at work, another binary pair was presented to me – a

co-worker who doesn’t declare people pirate or ninja, but instead elf

or dwarf. For him, humanity falls into doers and thinkers – elves being

elegant and timeless, conceptual and refined, abstract and beautiful

while dwarves are practical and structural, hard-working and

no-nonsense, down-to-earth smiths and makers. It’s a view of the world

that’s expounded a bit in Cryptonomicon.

Coates drew the two axes and plotted a number of big bloggers on them, resulting in this chart:

I wonder where I’d fall. Probably much closer to pirate, maybe straddling elf and dwarf. What do you think?

My mother’s family traces its ancestry back to Chinese pirate Limahong, so I guess I should declare my allegiance to the pirates. Besides, I think that hot tub parties are more a pirate thing than a ninja thing.

Very interesting reading. Perhaps I should contact Coates and offer to program the “where are you on this chart?” quiz.

Go read the article, and while you’re at it, read Scott “PvP” Kurtz’ “Pirate vs. Ninja” series of comic strips.