
We saw this car on Saturday afternoon in Seminole Heights, going southbound on Nebraska.

We saw this car on Saturday afternoon in Seminole Heights, going southbound on Nebraska.
Dude, hug your kid.
He’s stumping for you in places that are too small-time for you to go, and talking to press outlets that are too tiny to be worth your while. It looks like he’s trying to be a worthy son.
When he reaches to you for a hug, hug him.
And not in that creepy way you do with Ivanka. He’s your kid.

Yes, I know it’s a joke cover for a non-existent book, but it’s also National Novel Writing Month! Someone needs to use this as the basis for their novel.