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Because We Can’t Get Enough of "Come Hither Bill"

Photo: Bill Gates reclining in a hotel room, proferring a rose.

“To quote Clippy: ‘It looks like you’re about to take your clothes off. Would you like some help?'”

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Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun

Somewhere, someone who is not Melinda Gates finds this photo arousing.

“Mommeeeee! Make the bad nerd stop!”

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And For One Brief Shining Moment, I was the Number One Joey

Because Eldon Brown knows that I am the World’s Most Humble Egomaniac™, he knows that the following would be of interest to me:

Screen shot: Google search results showing 'The Adventures of Accordion Guy' as the #1 result for 'Joey'.

My blog, as I write this, is now the #1 Google result for “Joey”. I even beat out the television show Joey!

I

thought I’d enjoy my moment in the sun, as Google rankings are

ever-changing, impermanent, fluid things.

MSN Search agrees with Google’s findings:

Screen shot: Google search results

  showing 'The Adventures of Accordion Guy' as the #1 result for 'Joey'.

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My Semi-Regular Plug for "The Farm"

The Farm: The Tucows Developers’ Hangout

is the blog that I’m paid to write (or, more accurately, it’s part of

what I do at my job). It’s for programmers, and while it’s an official

Tucows site, I do try to imbue it with the “voice” and “personality”

for which The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century is known. Last month, The Farm got a record number of pageviews — over 300,000 — and I hope to get us up to the half-million mark sometime next year.

There’s lots of good stuff in today’s entries,

including a number of announcments of new language versions, grants for

teams who want to write Ruby libraries and a monthly .NET programming

contest.

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Another Reason to Go to Catholic School (aside from the schoolgirls and high standards)

Back in the ’80s, when I was a high school student at De La Salle College “Oaklands”,

I got a great computer science education thanks to my teachers Messrs.

Clarkson and Etele, who taught Waterloo Structured Basic, Pascal, and

6502 Assembler on a well equipped lab of Commodore PETs, Apple ][s and ICONs.

(Yes, they taught evolution at “Del”, and said that the creation account in Genesis was poetic, not literal. Nobody’s parents screamed, as far as I recall.)

 In the present day, a Catholic School, St. Ignatius, is doing one

better: they’re teaching object-oriented programming by writing interactive fiction. I have more about it on The Farm.

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This is What a Real Computer Scientist Looks Like

For no real reason (I was Googling for “scientist” images), here’s a photo of Dr. Robin Dawes, one of my favourite professors at Crazy Go Nuts University:

Photo: Dr. Robin Dawes in his 'scientist' getup.

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Over-Caffeinated and Under-Slept

[This has been cross-posted to The Farm]

There’s just too much interesting stuff to do, and as a result I’ve

been over-caffeinating and under-sleeping. The end result is that

although I’m spending more time coding or learning some new

programming

tools and techniques (and with closures, Laszlo, Cocoa, all kinds of

ideas for Blogware and so on, there’s no shortage) as well as doing

some non-geeky reading, I’m actually getting less coding and learning

done.

I already knew that getting a good night’s sleep was essential to

being

productive, but it really hit me while reading the foreword to Aaron

Hillegass’ book, Cocoa Programming for Mac OS

X.

In it, he offers a bit of advice that I’ve never seen in any other

programming book: that getting eight hours’ sleep is important. He

goes

so far as to say that when learning something new and complex, one

should get ten hours’ sleep. He caps off the advice with a fact that

many of us know, but ignore:

Caffeine is no substitute for

sleep.

So that’s my plan for the next little while: to stop fighting the urge

to read “just one more chapter” or “just one more web site” or do

“just

one more thing” and get some proper shut-eye. I’ve been doing it for

the past couple of days and already feel a little sharper.