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This One’s for All the Food Network Fans

Inspiration poster featuring Giada de Laurentiis — “Ethusiasm: You’re at 10. We need you at about 7.”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods funny Music

Guitar vs. “Guitar Hero”

[Cross posted to Global Nerdy]

Guitar Hero comic
Click to see the comic on its original page.

Trust me, kids: learn to play a musical instrument reasonably well before college.

As for accordion playing, the “coolness graph” looks like this:

Accordion coolness chart

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One Lapdance Per Child

[Cross-posted to my technical blog, Global Nerdy]

OLPC with screen that reads “IM IN MY DEVELOPIN CNTRY WATCHIN UR PRON”

Sometimes I write a blog entry just for the sake of getting a funny title out there. This is one of those times, thanks to this report: Nigerian pupils browse porn on donated laptops.

(With apologies to the fine people at the One Laptop Per Child project)

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LOLCat Bible

It was bound to happen: having been translated into just about every living human language, it’s time to translate it into LOLcat-speak:

Page 1 of the Bible, translated into LOLcat.
Photo created by Ted “Not a Blog” Stoltz.
Click the photo to see it on its original page.

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Catmas is Alive!

Cat scratching the word “HUNGRY” on the wall

The Internet’s Powers That Be reserved the domain names example.com, example.net and example.org for use in documentation, instructional manuals and the like as example domain names. If you visit them, you’ll get a terse matter-of-fact explanation of what those domains is for on an otherwise blank page.

At Tucows — the company where I hold the position of Technical Evangelist — we prefer to use the domain catmas.com as our example domain, and rather than use it to house a dull mostly-empty page, we take advantage of the fact that one of the Internet’s raisons d’etre is for sharing funny pictures of cats.

Catmas.com has been neglected for the past few months, but I’ve decided to give it a little jolt by publishing cat pictures on it on a more regular basis. If you ever need to use an example website or are jonesing for a cat picture fix, Catmas.com is there to help.

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Chuck Norris Action Jeans

Pair these jeans with Chuck Norris toilet paper, and you’ve got the perfect Chuck Norris-themed present!

Magazine ad for “Chuck Norris Action Jeans”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Bob Uecker, Friend to Furries

The Milwaukee Brewers play at Pittsburgh and end up booked in the same hotel as Anthrocon, the big furry convention. Hilarity ensues:

Bob Uecker poses arm in arm with a furry
“That one was just a little bit outside.”