I enjoy both smart-assery and dressing up, so this snarky-but-spot-on piece in Magnificent Bastard, titled Ten Ways to Look Like a Total Toolbag, amused me to no end. Here’s a preview:

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The ten ways, which are elaborated upon in the article, are:
- Backwards baseball cap
- Oakley Blades sunglasses
- Bluetooth headset
- Gold necklace
- Tommy Bahama shirt
- National Review magazine
- Belt-clipped cellphone
- “Cause” wristband
- Over-the-knee double-pleated shorts
- Crocs
I do occasionally wear a Tommy Bahama shirt when it climbs past 30 degrees (that’s 86 for my American friends), but I have a genetic right: I’m from a tropical country and I can pass for Hawaiian.
[Found via Reddit.]