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The Seven Minute Rule, as Explained by “Tip Me Over, Pour Me Out”

One of the things I noticed at Tom and Michele’s housewarming party (which I covered in this entry and this entry) was that the people there, whether or not they realized it, seemed to be observing the Seven Minute Rule, pictured below:

Excerpt from the webcomic “Tip Me Over Pour Me Out”: “The Seven Minute Rule”
Click the comic to see the full version on its original page.

As the comic excerpt above puts it:

…if you’re a girl with a boyfriend and you meet a guy at a party, you MUST make a reference to your boyfriend within the first seven minutes of conversation.

Girls with boyfriends are shameless abusers of the long-flirt. Since they already have someone to go home to, they don’t have to float from guy to guy searching for meat. Because of this, the guys they talk to mistakenly believe the girls are interested in them, ESPECIALLY when they talk for hours without mentioning their boyfriends.

The excerpt above comes from Tip Me Over, Pour Me Out, an autobiographical webcomic written by Raphael Bob-Waksberg and illustrated by Lisa Hanawalt. Being a rather relaxed kind of guy, I find neurosis highly amusing and Bob-Waksberg’s ability to tell a funny yarn makes it doubly so (he’s part of a comedy troupe called Olde English). Tip Me Over, Pour Me Out has been finding its stride in its most recent episodes; I’m going to be keeping an eye on this webcomic.

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Faith, Reason and Hope, Explained Through Margarine

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”: Faith. “Butter It’s Not”: Reason. “Could It Be Butter?”: Hope
Click the photo to see it on its original page.
Photo courtesy of Adam Conover, via Miss Fipi Lele.

Of the three, what would I choose? None. I’d go for this instead:

Butter in a form similar to a UHU glue stick being spread on a piece of toast.

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Korean Meals in Cones

In the ongoing development of portable savory food, from sandwiches to meat pies to egg rolls to wraps, the cone has been ignored…until now. Here’s a photo from Korea by way of Miss Fipi Lele featuring what looks like ice cream cones filled with the following:

  • Chili
  • Chicken Chili
  • “Gamberi Funghi”
  • Chicken Alfredo
  • Salsa “Vianco”
  • “Primavera”
  • “Top Choice Chop Steak”

Preview image of ad in Korean street promoting savory dishes served in cones
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I suppose that the cones aren’t as sweet as standard ice cream cones, but you never know…

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Ru Paul in 2008!

Given that the average public bathroom has more gay Republicans than clean hand towels these days, perhaps it’s time for them to put this candidate in the ring:

Poster: Ru Paul 2008 — Finally, a Republican candidate that can compete with Obama and Hillary on their own terms.
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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“Wait for it…Wait for it…”

Here are two very different photos with the same theme. Cue the theme from Jaws!

Cat in gutter, lying in wait for nearby pigeons
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Photo: Blurry Obama in the foreground with an in-focus Hillary Clinton peeking over his shoulder.
Photo from Corbis, via Miss Fipi Lele.

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Clinton Editorial Comic from 1992

You know, they might have a reason to re-run this editorial cartoon from 15 years ago…

Editorial comic from 1992: Democratic convention attendees showing signs with half-hearted slogans like “Clinton, I suppose.”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Painting of the Day / Video of the Day

Being Filipino, I am no stranger to Jesus-related kitsch, but this just blew my mind:

Jesus riding the luck dragon from “The Neverending Story”
Painting courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(If you don’t get the reference, you might want to see this site.)

It wouldn’t do to post something related to The Neverending Story without posting the video for that most “eighties” of songs, its theme…