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Respectable Journalists Don’t Work for the Sun

“Respectable journalists don’t just disclose,” writes Ian King, who takes issue with my acceptance of the Vista-pre-loaded laptop from Microsoft last month.

I will counter and end the argument by saying “consider the source”. In this case, Mr. King writes for the Sun chain, a group of newspapers who unashamedly model themselves after British tabloids, from so-called “reporters” who are really drunks with notepads, to the “page three girls”, to bad writing to the target readership of just-short-of-functionally-literate yobbos, chavs and lager louts. Barely suitable for fishwrap, I’ve seen better papers after wiping my ass.

Respectable journalists don’t work for the Sun. The organization for which Mr. King works is not so much a newspaper as it is a flyer for a bunch of discount stereo stores that uses what barely passes for “news” as a excuse for printing.

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Been Caught Staring, Again

P. Diddy’s not the only celebrity who’s been photographed doing some inappropriate staring.

Pluto checks out Alice in Wonderland at Disneyworld.

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods

Photo: Accordion Busker and His Dog

An accordion busker and his dog.
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

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Been Caught Staring

Today’s “How to be a Gentleman” Tip: don’t sneak a glance at a woman’s breasts when hundreds of photographers have their cameras trained on you…

Jessica Biel, as P. Diddy stares at her decolletage.
Damn girl, those are some golden globes! P. Diddy sneaks a peek at Jessica Biels at the Golden Globe Awards.

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"The Empire Strikes Back" Redux

Now that we know more about Darth (“The Jedi formerly known as ‘Anakin Skywalker'”) Vader’s early years, it only makes sense that the crucial scene in The Empire Strikes Back should be remade this way:

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Tainted Vista Review #2 on "Global Nerdy"

Panel from the webcomic 'Achewood': 'Jesus, Ray, we got the chessboard out, but you playin' Whac-a-Mole.'

The comic panel on the right (taken from this Achewood comic) summarizes what I want to say to the folks behind Windows Vista. Yes, I think that it’s got some improvements on Windows XP, but the annoyances I’ve had have eclipsed the steps forward. In the second installment of The Tainted Vista Review — my review of the controversial Acer Ferrari Laptop that Microsoft sent me — I write about my experiences trying to get the laptop to recognize its own Bluetooth mouse.

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Procrastination

Comic titled 'Procrastrination'.

(Found via Reddit.)