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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Scenes from "Girlesque"

A couple of Friday nights ago, I attended Girlesque, yet another local burlesque/vaudeville show hosted by my friend, Mysterion the Mind Reader. Here are some photos from the event (they’re all safe for work):

Dancer at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.


Ah, the dance of the seven veils!

Dancer at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

You can see video of the dance here [4.8MB, QuickTime].


Mysterion's 'PK touch' trick at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

This poor goth was a bit freaked out by Mysterion’s “PK (psychokinetic)

Touch” trick in which he touches her back while standing across the

stage.


Dancer at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.


Mysterion was one of the finalists for a contenst held by the local

alt-rock radio station to find Toronto’s biggest freak. One of the

other finalists, a burly fella by the name of Professor Orbax put on a great show. Here he is, shoving a power drill up his nose:

Orbax shoves a power drill up his nose at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

Here’s Orbax, after havig been wrapped in Saran Wrap by a professional

dominatrix, announcing that he will now attempt to escape as

cross-dressin’ Chris holds the mic (yeah, we have a lot of odd people

here in Accordion City):

Orbax, having been wrapped in plastic wrap, proceeds to do his escape act at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

I’ve got two video’s of Orbax’s escape from the Saran Wrap:

And finally, the stomach pump trick. Orbax first drank some yellow

liquid then used the pump (which fed a tube running up his nose and

then down his esophagus) to inject blue liquid into this stomach. He

then used the pump to extract the liquids from his stomach (now a

sickly green) to fill two glasses — one for him and one for Mysterion:

Orbax shows the stomach pump for his gastric act at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

After the show, Mysterion came up to me, grabbed me by the lapels and screamed, “I drank some guy’s BILE, Joey!”

“Sounds like a typical Friday night for you, dude,” I said.


Dancer at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.


The show was punctuated with some classic vaudeville humor by the

comedian known to most people only as “The Wolfman”. He’s hilarious,

and he greeted me with a hug after the show. Wolfie, we have to do a

song-and-dance routine for the next show.

Mysterion and Wolfman do the 'chicken gag' at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.


Dancer at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.


Curtain call! Here are two photos of all the performers taking a bow.

Mysterion was extra-kind that evening: during curtain call he said “I’d

also like to thank Joey deVilla, the Accordion Guy, for attending

tonight — he’s in the audience, but we hope to have him onstage for

the next show. Give it up for Joey!”

Thanks, Mysterion, and yes, I’d love to perform at the next one!

Curtain call at 'Girlesque' burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005, Toronto.

Curtain call at 'Girlesque'

  burlesque/vaudeville show, April 1 2005,

  Toronto.

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Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

Podcasting Dinner — Tuesday, April 19th

From Wikipedia:

Podcasting is a new term for the online publishing of files in a way that allows for the subscription-like syndication

and distribution of files as they become available. Most podcasts are audio in MP3 format, syndicated through the RSS

protocol. Other formats and other types of files, such as video, can also be podcasted,

though these are limited by common bandwidth

constraints.

While the term “podcasting” is a portmanteau of Apple’s popular “iPod” and “broadcasting,” podcasting does not require an iPod. Any digital audio player or computer can run an appropriate aggregator to convert

podcasts for playback.

My boss Ross “Spank me hard and call me Julie” Rader is organizing a Toronto-and-surrounding areas podcasting dinner for next Tuesday night, April 19th, 8:00 p.m. at the Lone Star Grill down on Front Street. Among those present will be:

There’ll be good Tex-Mex, good company, and if you’re really lucky, maybe an accordion performance.

You don’t need to be a podcaster to come! Just RSVP in the comments of this entry at Ross’ blog!

Photo: General Zod, from 'Superman II'.

“Son of Jor-El, kneel before my blog.” Really, we should’ve called it “Zodcasting”.

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The Rise of the Creative Consumer

[via Kottke] One of my favourite reads, The Economist, has an article — The Rise of the Creative Consumer — with ideas that I plan to use in my own role as the Tucows Developer Relations Guy…

LAST November, engineers in the healthcare division of General Electric (GE) unveiled something called the “LightSpeed VCT”,

a scanner that can create a startlingly good three-dimensional image of

a beating heart. This spring Staples, an American office-supplies

retailer, will stock its shelves with a gadget called a “wordlock”, a

padlock that uses words instead of numbers. In Munich, meanwhile,

engineers at BMW have begun prototyping

telematics (combining computing and telecoms) and online services for a

new generation of luxury cars. The connection? In each case, the firm’s

customers have played a big part (GE, BMW) or the leading role (Staples) in designing the product.

How does innovation happen? The familiar story involves boffins in academic institutes and R&D labs.

But lately, corporate practice has begun to challenge this

old-fashioned notion. Open-source software development is already

well-known. Less so is the fact that Bell, an American bicycle-helmet

maker, has collected hundreds of ideas for new products from its

customers, and is putting several of them into production. Or that

Electronic Arts (EA), a maker of computer games,

ships programming tools to its customers, posts their modifications

online and works their creations into new games. And so on. Not only is

the customer king: now he is market-research head, R&D chief and product-development manager, too.

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In the News

In Case You Were Wondering…

…my Unitarian Jihad name fits my centrist sensibilties quite well: it’s Brother Broadsword of Moderation.

You can get your own at the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. Like any religion, there’s an original and reformed version.

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The Amazon / eBay / Google Tactic (or: "Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away, Give It Away Now!")

Photo: Anthony Kiedis and Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I was looking for an excuse to post a Red Hot Chili Peppers pic.

Business 2.0’s article, The Great Giveaway,

takes a look at the tactic being used by Amazon, eBay and Google:

giving developers access to their databases — for free. Such an idea

would be unthinkable a little while ago, but by following Clay Shirky’s

maxim of what makes workable P2P (“Centralize what makes you money and

distribute what costs you money”) these three powerhouses are not only

enabling other businesses, they’re also driving customers their way and

turning themselves into application platforms.

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Geek

From the Work Blogs…

On The Farm, the Tucows programming-in-general blog:

On IndieGameDev, the blog for independent game developers:

  • Mouse Ray Picking Explained. “There

    comes a time in every 3D game where the user needs to click on

    something in the scene. Maybe he needs to select a unit in an RTS, or

    open a door in an RPG, or delete some geometry in a level editing tool.

    This conceptually simple task is easy to screw up since there are so

    many little steps that can go wrong.”

  • TheoWorlds Isometric Flash Game SDKs. Toolkits for building isometric games and chatrooms in Flash, a la Habbo Hotel.

In the Blogware blog:

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"You see, kitten…when a man and a woman love each other very much, they share a special kind of hug."

This weekend, I’m flying down to Boston, and from there Wendy and I

will drive to the home of our friends Rachel “Velveteen Rabbi

Barenblat and Ethan “Global Bacontarian” Zuckerman. Rachel will be the

rabbi at our wedding (with AKMA as the Christian ambassador), and we’ll

be there to discuss how we’re going to blend Filipino and Jewish

traditions in the ceremony.

There may also be some pre-marriage

counselling involved. Wendy and I have already done our homework; we’ve

listened to this 1950’s recording, The Marriage Union [4.3MB MP3]. Hey, Rachel, maybe you’d like to give this a listen  — y’know, just so we’re all on the same page…

Apparently, back in the 1950s, they thought they could get away

with an adult voice-acting the

part of an adolescent girl. Give it a listen, but be warned — this

piece is so full of treacle and cheese that you might want to keep an

insulin shot handy.