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funny

“Grover Demands Sacrifice!”

Every year, on the day after Thanksgiving, a few thousand people are sacrificed in Manhattan to appease the angry god Grover. Luckily for me, I was in Boston…

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In the News

What World War III Might Have Looked Like

Here’s something fascinating yet spooky: the newly-elected Polish government has opened its military archives from the days of the Warsaw Pact, which includes a 1979 scenario called “Seven Days to the River Rhine” based on the ridiculous assumption that NATO would be the aggressor in a nuclear exchange. Here’s a map that outlines the scenario…

Map:  1979 map revealing the Soviet bloc's vision of a seven-day atomic holocaust between Nato and Warsaw Pact forces.

According to the Telegraph:

Radek Sikorsky, the Polish defence minister, displayed a map of USSR strikes which shows a barrage of Soviet multi-megaton nuclear strikes on key river lines, including the Rhine and the Meuse, and a Nato counter strike with smaller more accurate nuclear warheads on the Vistula as it runs through Poland.

The Nato strikes are supposed to have been mounted to interdict the movement of Soviet reinforcements from Russia to the battle front.

The whole scheme, codenamed Seven Days to the River Rhine, is predicated on the idea that Nato would be the aggressor and that the Warsaw Pact, under Soviet control, would respond only in self-defence.

Yeah. Right.

Sikorsky didn’t consult with Moscow before opening the archive, which is sure to ruffle some feathers in Russia. In an article in The Independent, who covered the event in the sensationalistically-titled Soviet Plans to Annihilate Europe Revealed, Sikorsky is quoted as saying:

“We need to know about our past. Historians have the right to know the history of the 20th century. If people did some things they were not proud of, that will be an education for them too.

I think it is very important for a democracy for the citizens to know who was who, who was the hero and who was the villain. On that basis we make democratic choices.

I think it is also important for the health of civic society for morality tales to be told: that it pays to be decent and that if you do things that did not serve the national interest, one day it will come out and you might be called to account.”

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Vote for "Accordion Guy" for the 2005 Canadian Blog Awards!

Graphic: 2005 Canadian Blog Awards button.

It’s blog awards time again: voting for the 2005 Canadian Blog Awards

is open until this Wednesday, and The Adventures of Accordion Guy in

the 21st Century is nominated for “Best Blog”! Won’t you please vote

for this blog, which presented these goodies over the past year?:

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It Happened to Me

Happy American Thanksgiving!

One of the best things about being a Filipino-Canadian

Catholic/American Jewish couple is that there’s little or no overlap

between our holidays. Each set of parents gets to see us for their

respective holidays, and Wendy and I each get some bonus celebrations,

such as an extra Thanksgiving. Wendy got her bonus Thanksgiving last

month, and this month, I get mine.


We arrived at Logan yesterday, where Wendy’s parents came to pick us up. We had dinner over at Uncle Pete’s Hickory Ribs, a great barbecue house in Revere.

We started with some shared chips with mango salsa, after which I had a

nice big platter with Texas beef ribs, pulled pork, Asian slaw (cole

slaw with a thai-style peanut dressing) and baked beans, washed down

with an ice-cold Sam Adams. If you’re ever in the area and feeling

carnivorous, make sure you visit Uncle Pete’s.


I’ve just finished making the Baby Atkins cry over at Wendy’s parents’

place. We had homemade coffee cake for breakfast and pan-friend shrimp

with artichoke dip and pita chips prepared by Wendy’s brother and his

girlfriend for a snack. Later that afternoon, we had an excellent

turkey dinner, complete with cranberry jelly, mashed potatoes, squash

and pumpkin and applesauce breads. We also had a large selection of

desserts. There was pecan pie, caramel squares, Wendy’s butterscotch

chip oatmeal cookies, and one Wendy’s mom made just for me (since I

love chocolate): toll house cookie pie. I have the best mother-in-law ever!

Dinner was followed by general immobility and a couple of games of

Scrabble. Wendy and her family, being an erudite and well-read bunch,

are worthy comptetitors.


It’s been exactly two months since our wedding, so I am most thankful

for Wendy. Gentlemen, if you find a woman who will tolerate a mild

videogaming addiction and even buy you a PlayStation for Christmas and

the Warriors game for your birthday, and even watch you loot and shoot your way through Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, propose marriage immediately.

I am also thankful for Wendy’s family, who welcomed me with open

arms

from the moment I met them. They are wonderful people whom I am pleased

and proud to have them as part of my (increasingly international)

family. I am reminded of

the dedication in Cory Doctorow’s latest book, Someone Comes to Town,

Someone Leaves Town:

For the family I was born into and the family I chose. I got lucky both times.


To my American friends, family and readers: have a happy Thanksgiving!

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Lisa Joins Global Voices

This one has been languishing in the “oh yeah, I should blog this” file and it’s about time I posted it.

I’ve mentioned the Berkman Center for Internet and Society at Harvard Law School

before. My ties with it are many: it’s where Wendy worked, I met Wendy

at a conference organized by Berkman, Wendy’s former boss John Palfrey and my boss’ boss Elliot Noss know each other and each holds the other in high esteem, and I know a number of people there.


Global Voices is a project/blog founded by a couple of people I know: Ethan Zuckerman (whose wife, Rachel Barenblat, conducted our wedding ceremony) and Rebecca MacKinnon.

It’s a citizens’ media project that spotlights blog entries from

outside North America and Western Europe, providing news, perspectives

and stories that we’d otherwise miss. A team of editors keeps an eye on

the blogosphere, each covering a specific region (Middle east, Africa,

South Asia, East Asia, Americas and Eastern Europe) and distilling the

most notable blog entries. If you want to see the greater blogosphere,

Global Voices is a good starting point.

I also know Lisa Goldman by way of her sister, Deenster.

Aside from being a perfectly charming dim sum lunch companion, Lisa is

also an engaging writer who lives in Tel Aviv and blogs about life and

“the current situation” over there in her blog, On The Face (here’s the explanation behind her blog’s name).

Here’s where both Global Voices and Lisa meet: Lisa’s been invited to represent the Israeli blogsphere on Global Voices Online!

She’ll be doing a roundup of the most notable Israeli blogs of the week

and posting her summary on Global Voices every Saturday.

Congratulations, Lisa, and thanks for the weekend reading material!

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In the News

Maciej on Secret Prisons in Poland

Maciej Ceglowski, former hacker, painter and all-round interesting guy, commented on the Washington Post article that refers to secret outside-the-law prisons run by the CIA.

The article teases by saying that these prisons are in “eastern

European democracies”. The Post knows which specific democracies, but

won’t divulge them at the request of the U.S. government, for reasons

of security. Maciej writes that there is a considerable body of

evidence that suggests that his home country, Poland, is one of the

eastern European democracies in question.

Like most first-generation immigrants from oppressive regimes to North America

— myself included — Maciej holds America and its

principles — if maybe not its current administration — in high

regard. (He and I also hold Canada in rather high regard, but he trumps

me for having coined the Ceglowski Axiom,

“Any sufficiently advanced society is indistinguishable from Canada”.)

That’s why his closing paragraphs ring particularly true to these ears:

There’s an almost absurdist irony to the situation. The reason Poland

and other countries in Eastern Europe are so unabashedly pro-American

is that for fifty years, America stood for the antithesis of this kind

of behavior. Poles knew full well about secret prisons, torture,

incarceration without trial, and secret services that operate outside

the law, and they looked to the United States as a society that stood

against this kind of arbitrary exercise of state power.

Fifteen years later, we have television shots of

Polish and American generals standing side by side in in fraternal

solidarity in Iraq, and now perhaps hosting a special little Polish

branch of an American secret prison system. There’s a deja vu to this

that I hope other Poles will find as upsetting as I do. And I get to

feel the shame from both directions, since my adopted country is

colluding with my native one to break the laws of both.

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Music

Symantec Tries to Get Funky

Photo: Spoof album cover -- 'Peter Norton and the Funky Bunch: Anti-Virus for the People'.

P-Nort and the crew IN THA HIZZLE TO CAP THA VIZZLE! And hopefully, it won’t slow down your procizzle or thrash your hard drizzle.

[via Teaching the Indie Kids to Dance Again] Here’s a little musical biscuit you might want to choke down only once: Symantec Revolution [2.6MB MP3], a song promoting Symantec (the people behind Norton Antivirus) based on the 1991 hit Good Vibrations by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

The lyrics name-drop Symantec CEO John Thompson and boast of how “No-ki-a and Chevron think we’re tough!”. Here’s a sample from the breakdown:

Enterprise is hot, I’m telling you

Do we know e-commerce? You bet we do!

Shelf space means the world to us

‘Cause our brands are causing quite a fuss

(Bass!) We’re the leader in internet security

People trust our work implicitly

This world-wide conference is to prove

Symantec is hot, hot, hot, so raise the roof!

Any more street and they’d be “C.J.” from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

If this song doesn’t want you to jump up and install some anti-virus software on your computer right this instant, you’re probably in good company.