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It Happened to Me Toronto (a.k.a. Accordion City)

The Yellow Griffin: Good Burgers, Lousy Service

The Yellow Griffin Pub, Toronto.

Yesterday, we took Dave, who’s visiting from Chicago, to his favourite restaurant in our neighbourhood: The Yellow Griffin (2202 Bloor Street West, just east of Runnymede). It looks like a typical High Park/Bloor West Village/Swansea faux-Brit pub, but it distinguishes itself with its menu of burgers. They offer 35 sets of toppings, from the traditional cheddar cheese to Stilton and walnuts to mango chutney and tandoori yogurt sauce to scallions, peanuts and kung pao sauce to peanut butter. If you don’t want beef, you can ask to change your burger to ground lamb or turkey, a chicken burger, pork escalope or veggie. I’ve only had the beef burgers, but they cook them just right. There’s also a good choice of sides, from the expected fries and onion rings to my favourite, the breaded green beans, served with a choice of mayonnaise-based dipping sauces, such as curry, garlic and mango-pineapple.

The Yellow Griffin’s major problem is that the service is erratic. When it’s good, it’s passable, and when it’s bad, it’s rather like restaurants in the “before” state on Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. Last night, it was closer to the latter, with the waitstaff in a state of mild confusion and the kitchen slow to crank out the food (the place doesn’t have more than a dozen tables). When we first took our table, we saw the credit card receipt of the previous patrons, who’d put “0” on the tip line, and based on last night’s service, I understand completely. It’s a shame the service is so bad when the burgers are quite good.

It also has the minor problem of not quite feeling like a local place. I can’t put my finger on it, but the “feel” of the place just doesn’t make any sort of concession to the neighbourhood surrounding it: it might as well be a ground floor pub in an office building downtown or in an industrial park in the ‘burbs. Even the Timothy’s coffee chain just down the street has a more local feel (for starters, they display works by local artists on their walls).

The wide array of burgers, sides and dips are the place’s saving grace; if it weren’t for them, the Griffin would’ve been trounced by the places across the street — Sharkey’s, The Swan and Firkin and especially Dr. Generosity, who in my opinion make a better burger and have great food, great service and feel like they’re part of the neighbourhood. If they could get the place renovated — perhaps an appearance on Restaurant Makeover — and retrain or replace the waitstaff, they’d have a winner on their hands.

For more about the Yellow Griffin, here’s the Toronto Life writeup, and here’s a Now magazine blurb.

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It Happened to Me

Welcome, Dave!

Dave Ahrens posing beside a 'Got Gas? Sauerkraut helps!' sign at Kensington Market, Toronto.
Dave at Kensington Market during his first visit here in November 2004.

This weekend, Dave, an old friend of Wendy’s and one of the “bridesmaids” at our wedding will be here for a visit. Welcome, Dave!

We’ll be catching Spamalot with Maria on Friday night, doing something fun and social on Saturday (drop me a line if you want to come along) and hitting a special Kickass Karaoke on Sunday — it’s a farewell party for Postmodern Sass, who’s off to a new job in San Jose.

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Java Programmers: The Erotic Fanfic Furries of Programming?

The Geek Hierarchy

As a reader of this blog, it’s likely that you tend to visit a number of nerd-oriented sites and have seen the Geek Hierarchy chart created by Lore Sjöberg on the Brunching Shuttlecocks site. Pictured below is the abridged version:

'Abridged Geek Hierarchy' by Lore Sjoberg.

(Don’t know what a furry is? What, didn’t you see the CSI episode, Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas? Here’s the Wikipedia entry for “furry”.)

Star Trek-Based Furries

You might snicker at the concept of Star Trek furries, but believe me, they do exist. In fact, there’s a site devoted to stories that take place in a universe where furry versions of both Star Trek and Star Wars mileus co-exist called TrekWars: The Furry Conflict. Here’s a quick sampling of the Trek-based characters:

Series of three images of a brown female squirrel, with two of her in a late-era Deep Space Nine uniform, one in a coconut bra playing maracas.
Ensign Brett Walick.

Brown muscular male fox in a gold uniform from the original Star Trek era pointing a phaser.
Captain Marc Xavier.

Blue female rabbit in a tight-fitting blue uniform from the original Star Trek era holding a tricorder.
Lieutenant Commander Cyber Tiberius Hare (really!).

The Programming Language Hierarchy

Luke Welling has crafted his own hierarchy chart, The Programmer Hierarchy, which seems to pretty accurately display the opinions of the language pundits these days:

Luke Welling's 'Programmer Hierarchy' chart.

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Workfriendly: Read Blogs and Web Pages Without the Boss Suspecting

Here’s a good way to catch up on all your blog reading and still look like a dedicated employee: read your blogs using Workfriendly! Simply visit the Workfriendly page, enter the URL of the blog or web page you want to read and a pop-up window will appear. It’ll contain the text of the blog or web page you wanted to read, disguised to make it seem as if you’re editing a Microsoft Word document.

For instance, here’s this blog as it would normally appear:

Screen capture of the 'Accordion Guy' blog, the way it's normally seen.

And here it is, as shown by Workfriendly:

Screen capture of the 'Accordion Guy' blog, viewed via Workfriendly: it looks like you're just editing a Word document!

If you’ve got really nosy people reading over your shoulder, Workfriendly has the “boss key”: move the mouse cursor over this button, and the web page you’re reading will be replace by what looks like a Word document with hints on how to overcome procrastination.

Right now, Workfriendly has two themes: Windows XP Blue and Windows XP Silver. I’m sure if you nag them enough (there’s an email link on the Workfriendly page), they’ll make Mac- and Linux-themed ones.

Special Note to the Boss, the CEO and Tucows Investors

I am blogging this purely for entertainment value of Joe Middle Manager and Jane Office Worker and all whose purpose is to merely crank out TPS Reports. Unlike those mindless drones, I am working hard on all my current projects to maximize customer and shareholder value!

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The Protocols of the Drunk Drivers of Malibu, Part 2

'sugartits.org' is still available.

For those of you looking for a domain name for your Mel Gibson-lampooning site needs, sugartits.org is still available. Get it now before someone else does!

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Blogging Across the Front Lines

Lisa Makes the Wall Street Journal

My friend (and fellow Blogware blogger) Lisa Goldman, who blogs at On the Face, is the most prominently featured of several Israeli and Lebanese bloggers covered in an article on the front page of today’s Wall Street Journal: In the Midst of War, Bloggers are Talking Across the Front Lines. Here’s an excerpt:

Most of the bloggers in this small group are Western-educated. Some attended the same universities but communicated for the first time in a comment thread on one another’s blogs. Of course, on a blog, it is hard to tell whether a given contributor is in a bombed-out neighborhood in Beirut or an apartment in the U.S. In recent days, many of the Lebanese bloggers in this small community have fled the country, to Syria or Europe or the U.S.

The future of this odd new cross-border community is being tested by the current conflict. Some bloggers have stopped their exchanges. Others are still talking.

The Internet has made it possible “to have a Beirut-Tel Aviv online IM chat in real time,” Ms. Goldman wrote, on her On the Face blog. “That’s what happened to me and this blogger a few nights ago. We chatted while he was sitting on the roof of his apartment building in Beirut watching missiles from Israeli planes fall on his city and describing it to me. He was carrying on an online conversation with another Israeli at the same time.”

The Lebanese blogger, who runs the Lebanese Political Journal blog, won’t disclose his identity because he believes his online chats with Israelis could be considered an act of disloyalty. He says in an email: “Chatting with Israelis from Lebanon during war is very awkward.” But, he says, “One remembers that we are still humans regardless of where the borders lie.”

The Wall Street Journal article is behind a subscription wall, but Lisa’s copied the text of the article and put it on her blog here. The WSJ often syndicates its articles in other papers; the story also appears in the Birmingham News, a newspaper in Birmingham, Alabama.

On the Covers of Time Out

If you’re a suave world traveller like Yours Truly, you’re probably familiar with Time Out magazine, the “what’s hip and happening in the city” magazine that publishes versions for several cities around the world. Two of the cities in Time Out roster are Tel Aviv (where Lisa lives) and Beirut. Lisa has a story about the editors of Time Out’s Tel Aviv and Time Out Beirut. It begins like this:

This is the story of two men, one from Beirut and one from Tel Aviv, who met less than four months ago and formed an instant friendship. They believed that the things they had in common were far more significant than politics – until the twisted reality of the Middle East interfered with that conviction.

In case you hadn’t already seen the covers when Boing Boing linked to them, I’ve posted them below.

Here’s the cover of Time Out Beirut, which was prepared before the war:

Cover of 'Time Out Beirut' from just before the 2006 conflict.
Click the image to see the original on Flickr.

And here’s the July 20th cover of Time Out Tel Aviv, which is based on the classic New Yorker cover that depicted a New Yorker’s view of the world:

Cover of 'Time Out Tel Aviv' from July 2006.
Click the image to see the original on Flickr.

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More Pocket Bike Dorkiness

Here’s another post on dork — er — pocket bikes, inspired by my earlier post.

There’s a lot of work involved in making pocket bikes seem cool. Most of it involves posing women beside pocket bikes, either in comic form:

Or in real-life itchy-in-the-pants form:

However, the reality is less glamourous:

Far less glamourous:

Far, far, less glamourous: