Greeting card of the day

Greeting card with the text 'Raisin cookies are why i have trust issues'.

I subscribe to the hypothesis that raisin cookies are the biggest disease vector at conferences where they leave snacks out for the attendees. People pick up what they think are chocolate chip cookies, get a closer look at them and see that they’re actually raisin cookies, and put them back, leaving their germs behind.

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