My Feelings on Newt Gingrich Wanting an Open Marriage

I'm less repulsed by Newt Gingrich wanting an open marriage than by anyone wanting a marriage with Newt Gingrich.

I like to call him the “Italian Cruise Ship Captain of Matrimony”, but I’ll have to hand it to Jon Stewart for having the best line about him:

“First wife, cancer, second wife, multiple sclerosis? Can Newt Gingrich be reclassified as a pollutant?”

(In case you haven’t heard the “open marriage” story, here’s a starter.)

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