I Hereby Resolve to Kick It Old School in 2G2
I’ll be the cat who won’t cop out when there’s danger all about
New Year’s Resolution: When I’m ever in a tight situation, I’ll ask myself: What would Shaft do?
Shaft: Warms my black heart to see you so concerned ’bout us minority folks.
Lt. Androzzi: Oh, come on, Shaft, what is it with this black shit, huh? (Holding a black pen to Shaft’s face) You ain’t so black!
Shaft: (Holding a white coffee cup to Androzzi’s face) And you ain’t so white, baby.
New Year’s Resolution: Be the progammer equivalent of Shaft. “It’s my duty to make software kick booty.”
Take an office party, just as an example. An office party could start off with everyone drinking vodka cocktails, followed by an office choir singing traditional Swedish and American Christmas carols. Then, everyone could sit down and a toastmaster would present the evening. Then two old guys from the office could get up and play electric guitars and sing songs about the company, but to the tune of “Alice’s Restaurant.” And everyone, but everyone happily joins in on the choruses, and starts to clap along.
New Year’s Resolution: Do my part to revive the lost art of social singing in North America. I’m sure Isaac Hayes (who wrote Theme from Shaft) would approve.
Practice, practice, practice
I’d been meaning to get more accordion practice and I have a really good reason now — I’m going to be backing a singer/songwriter named Lindi at her CD release party on January 31st.
It’s just one of those lucky coincidences that happens when I bring my accordion with me when I step out. I was at my friend Eric’s party, and Lindi saw the accordion and asked if I would like to gig with her. For my friends and other Toronto-area folk, the location hasn’t yet been finalized — it’ll be at either the Rivoli or B-Side. Details soon.
New Year’s Resolution: Practice accordion more often. At home and on the street. Yeah, on the street. Just like Shaft.
It’s a longshot, but what the hell…
Very Unlikely-to-happen New Year’s Resolution: Seduce incredibly sexy British TV cooking show host Nigella Lawson. Hey, Nigella, I’m pretty good in the kitchen, and some other rooms in the house to boot…
“Oh that a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a Heaven for?”
Besides, it’s what Shaft would do.