Star Trek vs. Street-Talkin’ Dracula

There’s a part of me that hopes that the new Star Trek movie premiering today takes its plot from this 1980s Star Trek comic in which the crew of the Enterprise takes on a vampire who sounds like Shaft:

"Holy shit, guys! It's Dracula! He's on the ship!" "Ah-ha-ha-ha! That's right, bitches! The D to the R to the acula!"

(This fine bit of comic Photshoppery was created by Kevin Church.)