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Tucows Job Fair: Saturday, May 5th

If you’re looking for a job as a Customer Service Representative

'Customer Service Representative' squishy cow.

…or as a Technical Support Analyst

'Technical Support' squishy cow.

…then you might be interested in this Saturday’s Tucows Job Fair:

We’re holding an open house
SATURDAY, JUNE 16TH
9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
96 Mowat Avenue

We have a number of openings for Technical Support Analysts & Customer Service Representatives.

Our support groups operate 24×7; and offer full-time and flexible part-time
hours are available in our Retail Services Group.

Come and visit our office at 96 Mowat Avenue and bring your resume. You’ll have an opportunity to meet our Technical Support & Retail Services Group Management, and talk about yourself and the exciting careers @ Tucows.

Can’t make it? Send your resume to hrdept@tucows.com and let us know what position you’re interested in.

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Tucows Email Service: What’s Under the Hood?

Small version of diagram showing layers of Tucows Email Service.

Over at the Tucows Blog, I’ve posted the first in a series of articles about the new-and-improved Tucows Email Service, which is slated to become available on our “Horizon” test environment in a few weeks and then go onto the Live server a few weeks after that.

The first article, titled Tucows Email Service: What’s Under the Hood? covers why we built a new email system from the ground up, the Xen virtualization technology we use and the advantages of running our email servers on Xen virtual machines.

(The diagram on the right is the key diagram from the article — it shows the layers of machinery behind the Tucows Email Service.)

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Amusing Spam of the Day

Normally, I just delete spam that ends up bypassing the filters, but this amusing bit of spam that came into my GMail account earlier today amused me so much that I thought I’d post it here:

Spam ad for 'Miami Investigadores Privados.'

My meager Spanish skills are enough to do the necessary translation:

Miami Private Investigators

Infidelity Service

Services for companies and individuals

  • Confidential information
  • “Tailing” (literal translation is “following”)
  • Wiretaps (literal translation is “phone spying”)
  • Computer taps (literal translation is “computer spying”)
  • Photographs and (Maria! What are fimaciones?)
  • Latest technology (literal translation is “technology of end”) — microphones, recorders, micro-cameras

So if you think your marido or esposa is participating in unsanctioned extracurriculars there’s a spammer who’s got a service just for you.

(Maybe these guys should run ads on late-night TLN, where it seems to be straight-up Hispanic softcore pornonovelas after 1:00 a.m..)

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Accordion, Instrument of the Gods It Happened to Me

Eight Years Ago, Part 1

Karl Mohr and Joey deVilla taking their accordions out for the first time on Saturday, May 1st, 1999.

9:30 a.m., Saturday May 1st, 1999 — eight years ago today:

“That’s the last of the boxes, Mom!” I said as I walked through the front door of my parents’ house. It was spring cleaning day, and my job was to take junk out of the basement and bring to to Goodwill.

The older British man sitting in the kitchen looked at me with a somewhat perplexed expression as I poured him his cup of tea. He was my sister’s friend’s father, and he had come to pick up his daughter’s belongings. She had no place to store her stuff while she was off in Nairobi, and my sister had volunteered the space.

“Oh,” I said, realizing what he was looking at, “the purple hair. It’s an experiment.”

“It’s…er, jaunty,” he replied. “Really comes out on a sunny day like today. You don’t find it…shall I say, career-limiting, do you?”

“Not really. I’m a computer programmer, and I run my own business with a friend.”

“And your clients?”

“They don’t have a problem with it, either. In fact, I think it reassures them. They’re not just buying our services, they’re also buying a bit of that Wired magazine image, too.”

He smiled, and Mom entered the kitchen.

“Joey, is that accordion in the foyer yours?” she asked.

“Yes it is. Isn’t it a beauty?”

“It’s nice. I didn’t know you played.”

“I don’t. Not yet, anyway. Karl and I are going to try busking on the street today.”

“Really? What will you play?”

“I know some chords to some pop and rock songs. Simple stuff. We’re just going to try it out and see what happens.”

“Who’s going to sing?”

“It might have to be me. Karl seems to know only the lyrics to his own music.”

You? Sing? Uh-oh…” she said with a smile.

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Song of the Week: The Offical Song of Internet Discussions and Blog Comments, a.k.a. "Star Trek Fight Music"

Kirk and Spock fighting in the Vulcan 'kal-if-fee' ceremony.

The recent arguments over the Kathy Sierra situation as well as the battle between the “cowards” and “armchair Bruce Willises” over what they would have done had they been at Virginia Tech on that fateful day have led me to declare the classic and much-parodied Star Trek fight theme [1.8 MB MP3] as the official song of internet discussions and blog comments. Like the Vulcan ritual that the music underscored, most internet arguments are triggered by a response in the most primitive parts of our brains, look silly to outsiders and seem to be taken up by people who are slated to have sex once every seven years.

Live short and fester!

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Connected Venture’s “Flagpole Sitta”

Here’s something that you might find entertaining: a video of various people from a company called Connected Ventures (“a group of friends who work for: Vimeo, CollegeHumor, Busted Tees, and Defunker“) lip-synching Harvey Danger’s 1998 hit Flagpole Sitta.

In the beginning, the video threatens to be just a slightly better-than-average YouTube lipsynch featuring a cute girl, but it gets better.

Some thoughts on the video:

  • Before finding out more about the people who made the video, I thought “Hmmm…either a web 2.0 company or some kind of creative agency.” Assuming that the video isn’t a professional piece with actors, that’s the only way you get an office with that high a concentration of good-looking hipsters.
  • I love that “SILF” shirt.
  • Once they move away from the initial shots, note the clever camera work. I looks as though it’s a continuous shot, without any cuts.

I’ve been fortunate enough to work at three companies with such a high concentration of the young and good looking:

  • My first job out of school, as a programmer at Mackerel Interactive Multimedia, Accordion City’s hardest-partying CD-ROM and web development company. We got even more good looking after a merger with Owl magazine, whose staff was mostly women in their 20s and early 30s. The best telling of the Mackerel story is Cory Doctorow’s piece Burying the Fish
  • At the start of OpenCola, which was originally a side project at an advertising agency, whose staff was mostly women in their 20s and early 30s.
  • His Own Bad Self, a software development consultancy consisting of just me.
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“Lord Diller Presley”

Every day, I check out my friend Fipi Lele’s offering of interesting picture files. Today, one file with the title Lord Diller Presley caught my eye, so I opened it and found this rare treasure: a photo featuring Elvis Presley, Phyllis Diller and Jack Lord (Steve McGarrett from Hawaii Five-O):

Photo showing Elvis Presley, Phyllis Diller and Jack Lord at a party.
Click the photo to see it at full size. Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

As an owner and operator of big sideburns, it’s a wonderful thing to see two of my sideburn heroes in the same picture.

You know it’s a wild party when those three show up and start hanging out.