The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

I love the Runnin’ Rhino shirt from Threadless. It perfect for anyone who’s working out, or even just following their dream.

Want to see another cool t-shirt design? There’s one on my tech blog, Global Nerdy.

It seems that only a handful of wingnut blogs (which I find amusing for the same reason I find the TV show COPS amusing; namely that nothing’s funnier than other people under stress) are covering this National Post piece, but since fundies of all stripes annoy me, I thought it would be worthy of mention on a more level-headed blog:

A Toronto mosque is telling Muslims not to say “Happy Thanksgiving” or invite friends into their homes for turkey dinner on the holiday weekend.

The Khalid Bin Al-Walid Mosque says to “avoid participating” in dinners, parties or greetings on Thanksgiving because it is a kuffaar, or non-Muslim, celebration.

A two-part article on the mosque Web site says Muslims should also “stay completely away” from “Halloween trick-and treat nonsense,” Christmas, New Year’s, anniversaries, birthdays and Earth Day.

(Earth Day? Well, there’s one holiday on which mosque and the more right-wing blogs see eye-to-eye.)

“How can we bring ourselves to congratulate or wish people well for their disobedience to Allah? Thus expressions such as:Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, etc, are completely out,” it says.

In 2003, the Khalid mosque, which mainly serves the Toronto Somali-Canadian community, apologized for a newsletter that compared wishing someone a Merry Christmas to congratulating a murderer.

At the time, a junior employee was blamed for the slight, but the mosque’s Web site has since posted similar edicts covering not only Christmas but also virtually every other Western celebration.

I couldn’t find the reference to Thanksgiving in casual search of the mosque’s site, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t find some interesting (and unintentionally funny) reading in its “Questions and Answers” pages:

• Movies are right out. “No Muslim can doubt that the cinema that exists nowadays is a house of sin, which spreads images of that which Allaah has forbidden, pictures of women who are clothed yet naked, walking with an enticing gait. Indeed in many cases it propagates and promotes sinful sexual relationships between men and women. This is in addition to the music and songs, and the films of crimes that corrupt society. It is haraam to spread and propagate each of these things, so how about if they are combined?”
• A little more reasonable on circumcision: “Circumcision is prescribed for both males and females. The correct view is that circumcision is obligatory for males and that it is o­ne of the symbols of Islam, and that circumcision of women is mustahabb but not obligatory.”
• You are not allowed to “send yourself email”, to coin a phrase.
• The sharif don’t like it when you rock the casbah. “If singing is accompanied by musical instruments then it is haraam to do it or to listen to it, whether it is done by a man or a woman…If they are free of musical accompaniment, and are done by a man and contain good and beneficial meanings, then they are permissible, but o­ne should not listen to them too much.”
• Someone had to ask if sex-change operations were allowed? Maybe they wanted to be sure.
• Writing fiction: not allowed. “Firstly, as for writing these novels, which is lying; lying cannot be avoided if o­ne is to write in an attractive and compelling manner about things that do not exist…Secondly, it is a waste of time. People are deceived by the idea of ‘free’ time, for it is o­ne of the things about which they will be questioned o­n the Day of Resurrection.”
• Not just belly piercings, but belly sleeping. “Do not lie like this, for this is how the people of Hell lie.”

Can anybody find the edict on Thanksgiving mentioned in the Post on the site?

Update

Thanks to Chris Taylor for finding the page! It’s page 2 of the article To You Be Your Celebrations, and To Me Mine.

I loved this segment from a recent Colbert Report about the many miniature things that Dennis Kucinich keeps in his pockets:

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…the “Every Time Nickelback is Played, God Kills a Llama” group:

I just stumbled across this image file — its original filename was “This is your god”, how could I resist? — featuring still from the cult classic, They Live, starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. I should have some friends over for a movie night with this movie and either Escape from New York or Red Dawn.

Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(There’s something about those Greek subtitles that gives the stills a little extra oomph.)

Here’s the scene where Piper’s character, “John Nada”, discovers that the sunglasses he found do more than just filter out bright light:

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“Eat my pork, feel my fork!”

(Apparently “feel my fork” is a catchphrase from TV ads for some food product called “Quorn”.)

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Here’s a conversation between me and a co-worker (one with strong authoritarian tendencies) from a couple of years ago.

Co-worker [with great incredulity]: Joey? You have a car?

Me: Yup. I usually bike to work, but I’ve had this car for a while. I have mutual funds, too!

Co-worker: But you’re an anarchist!

I enjoy a “do what thou wilt” moment every now and again, but seriously, “anarchist“?

I was reminded of this conversation last night when I got a couple of emails in response to yesterday’s posting about the all-candidates meeting in my neighbourhood. They asked — probably because I wrote that I’m tempted to vote for the candidate named “Zork Hun” based on his name alone — if I would vote Libertarian.

Rather than get into a long-winded essay about my politics, I’m just going to present these three strips from the webcomic Soap on a Rope that sums up my views rather nicely.

Soap on a Rope comic from July 1st, 2003.
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Soap on a Rope comic from July 2nd, 2003.
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Soap on a Rope comic from July 3rd, 2003.
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