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Cartoon Silhouettes

Here’s a fun little exercise — can you identify the cartoon characters by their silhouettes in the illustration below?

Image of several silhouettes of cartoon characters
Click the image to see it at full size.
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

[This was also posted in Global Nerdy.]

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“Play-by-Play Account of a Strip Tease”

If you showed the ad below for Arrow menswear to an advertising exec today, s/he’d probably say: “Too wordy! You can’t see the real product! The illustrations are too small!” It’s a shame, because I rather like the style of these old ads:

Small version of an old Arrow shirt ad: “Play-by-Play Account of a Strip Tease”
Click the ad to see it at full size.
Image courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

I should show this to Tris at Manscaping 101.

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A Review of “The Other Boleyn Girl”, Summarized in One Picture

A terrier lifts its leg to mark Natalie Portman
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

Rotten Tomatoes, which takes all sorts of reviews for movies and computes an overall score, gave The Other Boleyn Girl a 40% rating.

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Tired: Cup Holders. Wired: French Fry Holders!

French Fry Holder, for sale at “Improvements”
“Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!”

The French Fry Holder pictured above is in Improvements’ catalog. It’s currently not in stock, but I’m sure with enough demand, they’ll restock this life-changing apparatus!

Here’s the description from the catalog:

French Fry Holder

Hold Your Fries In Your Car’s Cup Holder And Make Driving Safer.

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup! Can also hold snacks or crayons. Fits into virtually any-size cup holder, with a no-slip rubberized base grip to help it stay in place. Also fits in a child’s car seat’s cup holder. Dishwasher-safe.

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Help Remedies’ Clever Packaging

The blog HealthBolt (one of the blogs in the b5media network) has an article about Help Remedies’ cool packaging for things like aspirin and band-aids. The aspirin package is labelled “Help / I have a headache” and the package for the band-aids says “Help / I’ve cut myself”:

“Help” brand aspirin and band-aids
Click the photo to go to Help Remedies’ site.

Here’s a closer look at the aspirin packaging, complete with reassuring message:

“Help” brand aspirin
Click the photo to go to Help Remedies’ site.

On the outside of the aspirin packaging, it says:

As you can see, these pills have 500mh of acetominophen in them. They don’t contain Red Dye #40. If you enjoy Red Dye #40, you will have to eat it separately.

Opening the package not only gives you access to the pills, it also reveals this message:

Hello. I’m sorry about the headache. Don’t be embarassed.

It doesn’t mean you’re dim-witted. Maybe it means the opposite. Maybe your thoughts are so radical they have astounded your brain. You ought to be proud of your headache.

“I have a headache,” you should say to your boss. “You’re promoted,” your boss will say.

But you probably want to get rid of your headache. That’s probably why you purchased this package in the first place. So sit down on a cushiony object, and swallow two tablets.

“Help” brand band-aids
Click the photo to go to Help Remedies’ site.

Opening the band-aids package reveals this message:

Hello. I’m sorry you cut yourself. It could be an isolated incident, or maybe you are a very clumsy person. Don’t worry. The clumsy are much more lovable than the graceful. The graceful are always busy ballet dancing, and doing incredible feats on the trapeze. The clumsy are always busy being coddled, rubbed, and cared for.

So if you’re not too busy having attractive persons ravish you with attention, take a minute to care for your injury. Wash it, and lay one of our pretty bandages on top. In a matter of moments you will be able to return to your clumsy affairs.

In addition to these clever messages, Help Remedies come with two added bonuses:

  • The packaging is made out of compostable, recycled paper pulp, with just enough plastic around the pills to meet FDA requirements.
  • Help Remedies plan to give 5% of their profits to charities that will help people without healthcare get it.
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The Current Situation

It’s the “Judean People’s Front / People’s Front of Judea” All Over Again

Toles comic on Clinton/Obama

(If the “Judean People’s Front / People’s Front of Judea” reference is new to you, see this scene from Life of Brian.)

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I Always Thought that Speed was the Trucker Drug of Choice

Trucks at a gas station with a sign in the foreground that reads “LSD ALL LANES”
Photo courtesy of Miss Fipi Lele.

(In this case, LSD is short for Low Sulfur Diesel.)