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The Cecil Hotel’s Management Company Responds

1. Exterior of the Hotel Cecil during the day, showing its vertical sign

Yesterday afternoon, in response to my article about my experience at the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles, A Dump with a Future, William Lanting of the Cecil’s management company posted a comment in reply. For his forthrightness, his provision of a back story and his willingness to take my critique on the chin and in the spirit in which it was intended, I have decided to re-post his comment as a full article.

Here’s what he wrote:

Well, shucks Joey. Thanks for the, er, kind words? My company manages the Cecil Hotel and, had you asked, I would have been happy to clear a few things up for you. First of all, we realize that the Cecil needs a renovation. In fact, we have plans drawn up to renovate the entire building and convert most of it into a mid-priced Best Western Hotel. We thought it was a great idea. The area would get a newly-renovated hotel to serve this rapidly gentrifying neighborhood and the almost-broke City of Los Angeles gets about a million bucks per year in increased occupancy taxes. A win-win situation, right? That’s when the City of Los Angeles stopped us dead in our tracks.

You see, several years ago, Councilwoman Jan Perry and the Los Angeles Housing Department decided that the then-in-progress revitalization of this part of town (what most of us currently call the “Loft District”) was a bad thing…bad for the down-on-their-luck low-income residents that used to populate this area to the exclusion of almost everyone else. Afraid that the newly-relocating loft dwellers would displace the drug dealers, prostitutes and welfare recipients who called the area home, they enacted the “Temporary Control Ordinance” (which later morphed into the current “Permanent Control Ordinance”). This ordinance more-or-less arbitrarily placed a whole bunch of downtown hotels on the “Residential Hotels” list. The stated guidelines they established were these: If – on October 15, 2005 – more than 50% of a downtown hotel’s “guests” were actually residents who considered the facility their primary residence, then onto the list you went. In fact, only about 30% of the Cecil Hotel’s guests were of this variety at the time. Nevertheless, the Cecil Hotel was tossed on the list with all of the others. So, the owners of this hotel are now forever bound by law to remain a “residential hotel” for the benefit of low-income residents. If you think that this sounds an awful lot like an Eminent Domain taking, then you would be correct…eminent domain without compensation, which is very specifically against the Constitution of the United States. Doesn’t matter, nobody has the wherewithal to challenge the ordinance, so that is that. Like they say, you can’t fight city hall.

Well, not exactly, the owners of the Cecil Hotel HAVE sued the City of Los Angeles over this issue. We also continue to operate the hotel exactly as it was operated prior to October 15, 2005 which, surprisingly enough, is allowed under the Ordinance. In fact, all you must do to comply with the Ordinance is to make rooms AVAILABLE to low-income residents…at market rates! Huh? It seems obvious that low income tenants can’t afford to pay the now much-higher rents that area apartments are fetching. Yes, well Ms. Perry and the LAHD didn’t think that one through entirely. Unfortunately, though, the Ordinance does make it almost impossible for us to realize our Best Western dreams because combining two rooms into one (and adding bathrooms to each) effectively removes one guestroom from those that are supposed to remain available to low-income residents. Crazy, huh? A lose-lose situation if ever I saw one. So what do you do?

At this hotel, we have done as much as we can. We removed all of the prostitutes and drug dealers from the building. We still have 66 full-time residents, most of whom are on welfare, but they are (for the most part) good rent-paying, law-abiding people…some of whom have been here for several decades. In addition, we have two floors of college dorm-style rooms that house students from five local colleges. We also created Stay, which you mentioned only briefly in your article. Stay is, essentially, a very upscale youth hostel. (You can see for yourself at http://www.stay-hotels.net). This 138-room hostel-within-a-hotel is freshly renovated and very popular with backpacking European tourists and others looking for a hip place to stay for not much dough. You should have checked in yourself. It is an entirely different experience from the rest of the Cecil Hotel.

The storefront guestrooms you also mentioned in your article are actually part of a one-month promotion for Stay. You can see more at http://www.stayinabubble.com.

So, that brings us back to the Cecil Hotel. We continue to proceed with our plans for Marty and Nip and Tuck. Although, the City has put up one roadblock after another. I guess our $40 million lawsuit hurt their feelings. But, we persevere. However, until the lawsuit is resolved, the Cecil Hotel remains as it has been. It is a cheap place to stay, that is for sure. Rooms here are half of what they would be anywhere else downtown. And, there is a big market for that…cheap rooms, clean and prostitute-free. Apparently, you are not in the Cecil’s target demographic set. So, I am sorry that you were disappointed with your visit to the Cecil. But thanks for the trashing nevertheless.

My Take

I believe Mr. Lanting understands that I trash because I care. I’m rather fond of old hotels because they’ve got architectural charms that most modern ones don’t; they’re often poor imitations of Mies van der Rohe’s giant filing cabinets for people located in neighbourhoods of bank buildings that are devoid of life after sundown.

Going by locale, exteriors and lobbies, I’d take the Cecil over the Bonaventure any day. Here’s the exterior of the Bonaventure:

Westin Bonaventure Hotel

…and here’s its lobby:

Westin Bonaventure lobby

It could be a shopping center, an airport lounge or the lobby for a major insurance company, in any city, in almost any country.

Compare those two photos above with the exterior shot of the Cecil at the top of this article and with the lobby shots below:

Cecil lobby 1

Cecil lobby 2

Cecil lobby 3

Gorgeous, isn’t it? I prefer it to the Bonaventure’s lobby.

I hope that the Cecil gets its chance to get the rest of its ground-floor amenities — the Marty cafe, Nip bar and Tuck restaurant — up and running. I also hope that they get the chance to give their rooms a decent renovation. Now by “renovation”, I don’t mean transforming the rooms into something bland and indistinguishable from a major chain airport hotel, but fixing them up in a way that complements the hotel’s unique style, just as was done with Toronto’s Drake and Gladstone hotels.

I wish William Lanting nothing but the best of luck in his plans to get the Cecil spruced up, and I’d love to get a tour of Stay the next time I’m in L.A.. I doubt I could convince the wife to stay in a hostel-like place, but as a hostel-goer in my younger days, I’d love to get a look.

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Dear American Readers: Please Get It Right This Time

One last political post before election day, after which I’m going to refrain from such posts until after the polls have closed.

Larry Lessig: Close the Deal!

An excerpt from Larry Lessig’s latest blog post:

In 2004, I got on a plane Tuesday to fly to London. When I got on the plane, I watched every pundit, as well as Kerry’s daughter, speak about how all the polls were with Kerry. The “exit polls” indicated a clear Kerry victory. But then when I landed, I sat it utter disbelief in the United lounge at Heathrow, watching the Ohio numbers go against us, and therefore, delivering 4 more years to Bush.

We Democrats have trouble closing the deal. We have trouble continuing the push to the very last moment. We have repeatedly been blindsided by the fact that the other side votes regardless of the expected result, while we’re more contingent — making the effort if it seems necessary, relaxing when it doesn’t.

Please, don’t let this happen again. Please, if you’re an Obama supporter, do absolutely everything you can in the next 24 hours to make sure every single possible Obama vote turns out to vote. Volunteer for a phone bank, or use my.barackobama.com to phone bank from home. And beyond this, do the sort of things that too few of us ever have the courage to do: Express to your friends, and anyone you know, why you want them to support your candidate. Send an email with a personal story, or an argument important to you, to as many people as you can. Apologize for the intrusion, but intrude nonetheless. (How weird is it that engaging people about democratic issues in a democracy is generally viewed as inappropriate). And don’t let up until 8pm Pacific time.

Kathy Shaidle: Givers vs. Takers

Toronto-based conservative blogger (and my sometime blog sparring partner) Kathy Shaidle writes in her article, Presidential election pits givers vs. takers:

A parasite votes based upon “how it makes them feel” or because of peer pressure or skin color or what they think they can get out of it or on account of some shallow, twisted sense of “symbolism.”

A patriot wants what’s best for his country. Meaning: what will strengthen the country rather than weaken it; for what is right rather than what is popular; for future greatness rather than immediate, personal gain.

Now consider the data in this chart:

"Red State Socialism" chart

And thus she throws her hat in for the Democrats! Well done, Kathy! It must have taken a lot of soul-searching and deep consideration to go against your first instincts and instead go with the rational candidate. I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!

The “Idiocracy” Argument

Consider the bottom of the McCain-Palin ticket and the unintended consequences:

Sarah Palin and the Idiocracy IQ graph

(In case you haven’t seen Idiocracy, the graph in the image above is from that movie.)

So Get Out There and Rock the Vote!

Obama and McCain playing Guitar Hero

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Hey Californians! Vote “No” on Proposition 8

Save families / Support love / No on prop 8

While I was in Los Angeles last week, I saw a lot of ads about California’s Proposition 8, which proposes to eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry in California. Its supporters argue that marriage is a sacred institution, but as Ryland puts it

If you can get married in a court house by a civil servant, then marriage is not a sacred institution.

If you can be married by a cleric whose ordination was purchased online,
then marriage is not a sacred institution.

If adultery is legal, then marriage is not a sacred institution.

If divorce is legal, then marriage is not a sacred institution.

If you can get married, and then turn around and file for divorce 24 hours later, then marriage is not a sacred institution.

If an atheist can get married, then marriage is not a sacred institution.

You people who don’t think gay people should get married because marriage is a sacred institution need to get over yourselves. If you vote yes on Prop 8, or any other “defense of marriage” law or amendment, then the only people getting “special rights” is you. At least have the decency and the intellectual honesty to simply admit you’re a bigot and a homophobe.

Vote “no” on Prop 8, willya?

One More Time: A Craigslist Wedding

If you think that same-sex marriage is still wrong after reading this story — A Craigslist Wedding — you should check to see if you cast a shadow or can see yourself in the mirror…because you have no soul.

Scenes from Julie's and Amanda's wedding

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Happy 10th Anniversary, “Baby One More Time”!

Before November 3rd passes, I must make it known, that today, November 3rd, 2008, is the tenth anniversary of the release of Britney Spears’ single Baby One More Time. I wonder if Ms. Spears wishes she could take a time machine back to those more innocent days and re-do some of her life choices.

Here’s the video for the original:

Scene from the video for Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time"
Click the picture to see the video.

Here’s the version by Travis:

…and here I am, performing it at Hemingway’s at Jay Schneider’s birthday party:

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My Interviews at PDC2008

Photos of the people I interviewed at PDC2008

The most important thing I did at last week’s Microsoft Professional Developers Conference (PDC) in Los Angeles was talk to the people there. I talked to people who use Microsoft’s developer tools and people who work at Microsoft. I even used my accordion powers to make Senior VP Bob Muglia run away at a rooftop bar party! (When you embrace the Dark Side, you need to establish dominance early.)

John Bristowe helped me shoot my first video podcasts as a Microsoft Developer Evangelists. Go check out this article at Global Nerdy where I do interviews with:

  • Don Box: I tell him that I’ve just joined Microsoft from the open source world and ask him to tell me that I haven’t made a terrible mistake and ruined my life.
  • Miguel de Icaza: We talk about the Mono project.
  • John Lam: In which we discuss IronRuby for the uninitiated.
  • Phil Haack: The guy with the best last name for a programmer! We talk about ASP.NET MVC.
  • .NET Micro Framework: An interview in which I find out how the .NET framework, microcontrollers and donuts mix.