Not just books, but knowledge in general. By now, you’ve probably heard Snooki’s explanation of why ocean water tastes salty:
I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t believe me, so here’s the clip:
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I’m Down with MC Spock
“If you’re havin’ math problems, I feel bad for you, son / I got ninety-nine problems but logic ain’t one.”
And yes, surveillance is one of those words that English borrows from French.
Found at This Isn’t Happiness via Marvin Ryan Vista.
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“Accordions are for Nerds”
Recently seen at a Guitar Center store:
![Guitar Center price sign: Used Acordion [sic] Camerano | Who says accordians [sic] are for nerds?? | Sure way to get a girlfriend in no time | Goo dluck getting the smell out | And yes, Accordians [sic] are for nerds. It's science.](https://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/used-accordion-sign.jpg "used accordion sign.jpg")
Yes, accordions are for nerds. I’m cool with that. I’m less cool with Guitar Center’s inability to spell “accordion”.
As for attracting the ladies, your mileage may vary, but in the accordion’s defence, I present exhibit A:
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Yeah, It’s That Hot
When life gives you heat, make cookies!
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Are You Raising a Douchebag?
My only nitpick with this poster: the kid should be wearing at least one polo shirt with a popped collar, and better yet, two or three of them in layers. And where’s the backwards baseball cap?
Thanks to Duty over at Certified Bullshit Technician for the image, who says “Ask yourself daily…are you?“
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A New Scene from LOST
This “extra scene” from LOST made its debut at Comic-Con in San Diego. For it to make any sense, you’ve got to have at least the first five seasons under your belt.