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A book commits suicide every time you watch Jersey Shore: photo of books falling off a shelf.

Not just books, but knowledge in general. By now, you’ve probably heard Snooki’s explanation of why ocean water tastes salty:

'Snooki' from 'Jersey Shore': Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fuckin whale sperm.

I wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t believe me, so here’s the clip:

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