“Accordions are for Nerds”

Recently seen at a Guitar Center store:

Guitar Center price sign: Used Acordion [sic] Camerano | Who says accordians [sic] are for nerds?? | Sure way to get a girlfriend in no time | Goo dluck getting the smell out | And yes, Accordians [sic] are for nerds. It's science.

Yes, accordions are for nerds. I’m cool with that. I’m less cool with Guitar Center’s inability to spell “accordion”.

As for attracting the ladies, your mileage may vary, but in the accordion’s defence, I present exhibit A:

Photo of Joey deVilla dancing with a blonde woman who is fondling his accordion.

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