Click the posters to see them at full size.
I know that these stories take place in the same “universe”, but still, the people behind the posters aren’t even trying anymore.

I’ve got a good relationship going with the person behind Tampa International Airport’s Twitter account, @FlyTPA. Whenever I check in, they always say “hi”, and it’s one of those things that makes TPA my favourite airport.
When I posted my article and photo about setting up shop at TPA this afternoon, I linked to it from Twitter. I got a “welcome” greeting, which after all these visits, is pretty much the norm when I arrive:
@AccordionGuy That’s a nice looking office, Joey. Have a productive afternoon!
— Tampa Intl Airport (@FlyTPA) August 2, 2013
But this time, I got an up-close-and-personal “hello” as well. Justin, the guy behind @FlyTPA, just came up to me, welcomed me to the airport with a handshake and a Moleskine notebook. It’s a little gesture, didn’t cost much, but it’s a level of customer relations I’ve never seen at an airport. Nicely done, guys. You’ve really got a fan now.
Justin and TPA, I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!
Click to see the office at full size.
I’m hanging out at Tampa’s airport until The Girl gets out of work and can pick me up. In the meantime, there’s work to be done, so I’ve set up shop in the newly re-furnished lounge, which has wifi that runs at decent-for-public speed (6 megs down, 16 up; I should broadcast a live streaming accordion show), and new tables and easy chairs, all bristling with three-prong and USB power jacks.
Photo courtesy of DogShaming.com. Click the photo to visit their site!
Poor fella. I know a couple of humans with the same problem.
Click the photo to see it at full size.
Saw this on Bloor Street earlier today, and yup, the company’s real. They even have hats and T-shirts! I may have to order one.

If Vladimir Putin had an airline, the safety video it would show at the start of the flight would probably look something like this:
This company:

They’re looking for a couple of good people to fill a couple of job positions:

in this city:

Here’s one of the positions…

There are more details about the PR Manager position on Shopify’s “jobs” site, but here’s the general gist:
…and here’s the other one:

There are more details about the Social Media Manager position on Shopify’s “jobs” site, but I can sum it up for you:
At Shopify, they equip everyone with a nice set of really cool gear to get their work done:

The picture above shows the gear that was waiting for me at my desk on my first day at the job. I’m sure they’ve updated what comes as “Shopify standard issue”, and I’m sure it’s fantastic.
…and you get to work in a fun, stimulating environment instead of a joyless, soul-killing, joyless cubicle farm…
These are all photos of the mothership in Ottawa, but they’ve gone to great lengths to make the Toronto office a great place to work as well. Much of the credit goes to Chief Culture Officer Daniel Weinand, whose job is to keep Shopify feeling like a fun place, even as it grows from scrappy startup into established middle-sized company.



Better still, you’ll be working in an industry that’s only getting started, and growing like gangbusters!

Ecommerce used to be a nichey “early adopter” sort of thing, but not anymore! It’s harder and harder to find someone who hasn’t ordered something online, and with ecommerce growing at twice the rate of regular bricks-and-mortar retail and still less than 10% of all retail (that’s still something on the order of $50 billion every quarter).
Does this sound like the kind of place where you’d like to work?

So how can you get yourself one of these jobs?
You’re going to have to do more than just fill out the application form and submit a resume. Having a resume puts you in the not-so-elite group known as “everybody”:

Shopify sets itself apart, and you’re going to have to do the same:

One successful applicant created a Shopify shop as his application, “selling” himself and also proving that he understood the product:

Hint, hint: If you’re applying for the PR Manager position, perhaps you should put together a press kit about yourself. If you’re applying for the Social Media Manager position, perhaps you might want to start a social media campaign to explain why you’re the best candidate. You might want to make use of this hashtag:

Do you know who Shopify’s competition are? You might want to look that up.

Hint, hint: There’s a graphic near the beginning of the article that might help!
“Draw the fucking owl” is a mantra at Shopify. If you’re applying to work there, make sure you’ve internalized the comic below, and be ready to explain how you’d draw the owl if you landed the job:

Make sure you touch base with Mark Hayes, marketing and PR guy at Shopify, and tell him Joey sent you.

He’s mark.hayes@shopify.com and @allsop8184 on Twitter. Try and strike a balance between being creative in how reach out to him and not wasting his time!