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Rob Ford Trivia Night: Tonight at 7:30 at The Ossington

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Tonight’s the night! If you’ve been following what the maggots have been saying about His Worship the Mayor of Toronto, this is your chance to put all those things those LIEberals have been filling your head with to good use. It’s Rob Ford Trivia Night at The Ossington (61 Ossington, two blocks north of Queen), and it starts at 7:30. The event’s organizers say this on the event’s Facebook page:

Come early to grab a seat, and feel free to bring along your buckets of KFC or sandwiches from Subway Subway Subway (my way of saying the bar allows outside food).

I’ll be there. Who’s with me?

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Vice’s Documentary: “Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol”

It’s June 19th, a.k.a. Juneteenth — the holiday that celebrates the liberation of people who had been held as slaves in the United States. Even centuries later, it’s still downplayed by too many people, but not here on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century. I’m marking the day with an article that shows that we’ve still got some distance to travel before things are well and truly set right.

Back in March, I wrote about Scott Terry, who made a name for himself at the CPAC conference by suggesting that slavery wasn’t that bad and that Frederick Douglass should’ve thanked his former slave master for feeding and clothing him, wondered aloud why segregation couldn’t come back and told ThinkProgress that he’d be fine with a situation where African-Americans were subservient to whites. Here’s the charming fella, caught on video:

Terry was reported to be a member of the Towson University White Student Union, a group whose raison d’etre is to fight back against “inherent anti-white bias in academia and mainstream society”.

Vice recently went to Towson University, located near Baltimore, Maryland, to find out more about the White Student Union. One of the end results is a fascinating article titled Here Comes the White-Power Safety Patrol, in which they profile founder Matthew Heimbach and follow the “night patrol” he founded. The patrol is made up of Matthew and other members of the White Student Union who walk the campus at night looking for “black predators” whom he says come to the campus to attack the disadvantaged white people.

The other end result is a 22-minute documentary of Heimbach, the White Student Union and his safety patrol. Here’s a very telling moment, in which they note that it’s the 148th anniversary of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Among reasonable people, including Captain Kirk, Lincoln is a hero. Among the White Student Union campus patrol, he’s something else entirely:

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(Oddly enough, this isn’t a “race mixing is communism” fable that racists tell themselves — Karl Marx did write a letter to Lincoln congratulating him on his re-election, sending it via a U.S. Ambassador. Getting one single letter from Marx doesn’t make one a communist, but considering that these guys consider him to be a traitor to both the nation and the race, I don’t think any amount of working through the logic will ever make them see Honest Abe in a non-negative light.)

The nightly patrols were purportedly organized to counter a wave of black-on-white violence on campus and likely meant to engender Fear of the Other in white students, intimidate the students of colour, and provide a “community service” cover to their new-school racism. Heimbach wrote that one such case was when an African man waved both a knife and his penis at a white couple who were engaged in sex in a parking garage. While white people are supposedly being threatened when doing the nasty in public, the local police tell a different story: they say that Towson is the safest public university in the state of Maryland. At a rate of 6 crimes per 1,000 students, they report that the crime rate is at a 17-year low.

Heimback is always careful not to use racial epithets or say “Heil Hitler”. He is, as the author of the article observes, the face of a possible future of organized racism in America. He doesn’t wear a white sheet or a hood, nor does he wear Nazi imagery. In fact, he looks down on the KKK and neo-Nazis, thinking of them as “low-rent thugs” and “an embarrassment”. However, for all the care they put into their image, the truth does come out late in the video:

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Here’s an excerpt from the article, in which the author asks “Paddy” about the ethno-state that he was talking about:

“What would the criteria of citizenship be for this ethno-state?” I asked.

“I’m just going to come out and say it,” Paddy said. “The criteria of citizenship would be based on race. It would be based on [being] white. Absolutely. One hundred percent.”

I turned to Matthew. In the spiritedness of the moment, the group seemed to be dropping its restrained tone. And Matthew was worked up, too.

“If there are white people… who want to remain in this multicultural cesspool,” he said, “let them. We don’t want them. Let us mind our own business. Let us stand up for our own people, and create our own nation and new homeland for Europeans around the entire globe. So give us a homeland, and if you want to sell yourself and your children down the river of multiculturalism, you can do so.”

At the conclusion of the patrol, the group finally encountered a crime in progress: a drug deal in which all the participants were white. The author noted that while Heimbach shook his head and observed that a crime was in progress, not a single person in the group intervened.

Here’s the documentary. Watch, and be appalled:

Thanks to Ashe Dryden, from whom I found out about the article and documentary!

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How the US Postal Service Should Promote Itself

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I Love the “Mad Scientist / Wacky Professor” Expression on This Guy’s Face

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I love this photo — it’s a 1953 picture of Princeton prof Hubert Alyea doing a demonstration during a talk about the chemistry of the atomic bomb. There’s nothing like a professor who throws in a little pyrotechnics to liven up a lecture.

Thanks to Jason Rhode for the find!

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Food and Drink

It’s almost lunchtime at my location (Accordion City, Canada), so it’s the perfect time to entertain you with some interesting food and drink photos.

First, some Band-Aid canapes. They appear to be made from graham crackers, cream cheese and jelly or jam:

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If you ever get a chance to go to the southern U.S., make sure to try chicken and waffles — it’s one of my favourite dishes (see my post about Ella’s Americana Folk Art Cafe for an example). Torani, the company that makes the syrups that you often see poured into coffee at non-Starbucks cafes, has captured the sweet-and-savoury flavour of chicken and waffles in a syrup, although you probably don’t want it in your caffe latte. They suggest adding it to bourbon cocktails:

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The ten towns and cities in Canada with the most bars per capita have one thing in common:

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Now that’s what I call a Bloody Mary! I’d call it a Bloody Caesar, but the photo below was most likely taken in the U.S., where if you order a caesar at a bar, chances are that you’ll be served a salad:

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Some Filipinos complain that selling chocolate-covered cookies under the name “Filipinos” is wrong, but it doesn’t bother me — I don’t think it’s any more wrong than calling sausages “wieners” (meaning “person from Vienna”, whose German name is Wien). Besides, these cookies allow me to say “My people are tasty!”

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This is adorable:

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Politics, as explained with gummi bears:

 

 

 

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It’s not very often that one has a camera, a box of Lucky Charms and a rainbow handy:

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And finally, a couple of amusing restaurant signs:

our secret ingredient is our people

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Happy Father’s Day!

Here’s one of my favourite photos of my father, from back in 2005. It’s been a few years since he passed away, but I will always be grateful for the time we had together. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.

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Edward Snowden *IS* Gordon Freeman!

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Until I saw these photos side by side, it never occurred to me how much the NSA whistleblower looks like Earth’s last, best hope.