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Egypt’s New Wholesome Conservative Islamic Comedy Soap Opera Has No Women and Sounds Like a Lame Ripoff of Some Old “Kids in the Hall” Skits

friends (egyptian soap opera style)

Image yanked from Cairoscene.

There’s a new soap opera that will hit the the Islamic satellite channel Al-Hafez during Ramadan (which this year runs from the evening of July 8th through the evening of August 7th) called Cafe Show. The likely reason that it’s premiering during Ramadan is that the show’s creators want to highlight the fact that it’s clean and family-friendly. The show’s director, Wagdy El-Araby, says that “a cleaner and more conservative version of art,” and that “We’re making art and drama without angering God or violating Islamic rules”.

As a result, there are no women on the show, either on-screen or off. The studio workers as well as the actors are all male. El-Araby says that this gender segregation is meant to create a more wholesome kind of art, the kind that stays away from having men and women “mixing”, which he says in discouraged by Islam. “It’s like going to the gym, it’s not ok for women to go and mix with half-naked men,” he says.

Cafe Show will be comedic (both intentionally and unintentionally) and will “revolve around a group of men sitting at a street cafe and discussing social, political and economic issues”. If this sounds familiar, it’s because The Kids in the Hall had a series of sketches that did the exact same thing 20 years ago:

The location of the Kids in the Hall’s “Steps” series of skits was based on a real place: the old Second Cup cafe near the corner of Accordion City’s Church and Wellesley streets in the heart of the gay village, whose steps were a great hangout. I lived only a couple of blocks away from it in the mid-’90s.

Here’s Cairoscene’s take on Cafe Show:

This is a sad day for Egypt which has historically produced strong female performers in the entertainment industry. And to be honest, for a group of people who seem to be homophobic, an all-male TV show about men talking to other men seems quite ironic.

Here’s my take:

hated it

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Summer is Coming

Here’s a little somethin’-somethin’ for you fans of both Game of Thrones and pool parties:

summer is coming

Found via Certified Bullshit Technician. Click to see the original.

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I’m Looking Forward to…

…that point when the weather becomes properly summer-like and we all feel like doing this:

please come summer

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Picard at Picard

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Click to enjoy the awesomeness at full size.

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Consider Yourself Warned: Pizza Hut Canada’s Cheesy Beef Poutine Pizza

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Remember that fast food in real life never looks like its photos.

Yup, you can now get carbs stacked on carbs with a pizza whose toppings are “shaved seasoned steak, crispy fries, cheese curds and mozzarella”. The other new flavours are: Creamy Butter Chicken, Asian BBQ, Grilled Chicken Club and Smoky Maple Bacon.

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Where Can a Guy With Two Left Feet Learn Swing Dancing in Toronto?

swing dancing - where can i learn in toronto

This lovely lady is a swing dancer and would like to be able to go dancing with me:

While I’m quite familiar with swing music (I’m uncool enough to like jazz) and can even play a little, I’m terrible at swing dancing. In fact, I’m terrible at all dancing. I’d like to get better, which is why I’m asking Toronto folks who dance: where’s a good place for a guy like me to learn? Let me know in the comments, and help me not dance like this:

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Ten and Six Years Ago…

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Ten years ago yesterday, Canada’s first same-sex wedding took place, and the marriage is still going strong (in fact, it’s run twice as long as my guy-girl one). Congrats to Michael Leshner and Michael Stark!

I was just reminded by Amanda that six years ago last Friday, I got to play a small part in a same-sex wedding at City Hall, and six years ago today, I posted an article about it: A Craigslist Wedding. It was an honour and a privilege to play at Julie and Amanda’s wedding, and I was only too happy to take them out for a drink at Smokeless Joe’s afterwards!