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Grandma Plays “Cards Against Humanity”, Hilarity Ensues

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I Knew the Rolling Stones Were Old, But…

…I didn’t think they were this old:

rolling stones from the time of the jewish revolts

On second thought:

keith richards

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How It Feels When I Connect to Free Wifi

I’m in Tampa right now, which puts me well outside Rogers’ regular service area. Since I’m roaming, I always do a happy dance when this happens:

how it feels when i connect to free wifi

This article also appears in Global Nerdy.

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This Asian Grocery Store Loves You Just the Way You Are

please dont change

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Twerking in a 1953 Disney Film

twerking

“Twerking” — remember when it was called pelvic thrusting? — may be something that the media seem to be going nuts over, which is strange, since it was featured in a Disney cartoon back in 1953, namely Peter Pan:

tinkerbell twerking

Image found via Debbie Smith. Click to see the source.

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La Charte / The “Shart” (or: Thought on Quebec’s Charter of “Values”)

Quebec’s Charter of Values, when viewed on the surface, seems to be about separating church and state, with rules such as the one preventing government employees from wearing “ostentatious” religious symbols at work. However, if you look at its supporters, it seems to be more about preserving the pur laine (literally, “pure wool”, the closest English analogue is “dyed in the wool”) aspect of French-Canadian culture: that is, people who are descended from the original settlers of New France, or at least those who can fake it convincingly.

According to the Quebec Charter FAQ, a satire Tumblr, Quebec’s Charter of Values will unify the people of Quebec by doing the following:

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From the Quebec Charter of Values Tumblr. Click to see the source.

We’ve seen hints of it in the case where a kid in Quebec with a turban was forbidden from playing soccer, and this “wonderfully enlightened” statement made by retired professor Claire Simard at a recent rally in support of the Charter:

“I would rather die than be treated by a woman wearing a full-face veil in an ER.”

By the way, Professor Simard — did you know what people wear in ERs? Face and hair coverings like this:

surgical mask and cap

I know, I know, it’s about “trying to create a secular society”, right?

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From the Quebec Charter of Values Tumblr. Click to see the source.

No, it’s not. It’s just not-so-secret code for “fit in or else”, or “separatism’s back, in 21st-Century form”. It may be coincidence that the French word for “charter” — charte — is pronounced roughly the same as the English slang word “shart”, but it’s very fitting.

Thanks to Ahmad Nassri, through whom I found out about the Quebec Charter of Values Tumblr.

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In Case You’re Not Clear on the Concept…

…this establishment will explain it clearly and succinctly to you.

theyre naked and they dance

(Strictly speaking, they get naked as they dance.)