The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

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Here’s the desk at my home office, as of 7:50 a.m.. Coffee’s done, and now I can really get rolling.

This damned thing is a dozen paces from my window and has been going BEEP BEEP BEEP since 7:30 this morning (it’s about 11:00 a.m. now). I’d be covered under Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” laws if I shot it, right?

For all my beer-drinking readers (and beer-brewing friends who are having trouble deciding what to make next), here’s a handy chart that’s been making the internet rounds lately.

Photo taken by Yours Truly at the grocery yesterday.

I’m all for a dish soap that removes tough stains, but if you really want to claim to be a grown-up and with the exception of certain reasonable extenuating circumstances, you shouldn’t have dishes that have been lying around with food stuck on them for 24 hours.

…and while we’re on the topic of the song:

…and while we’re on the topic of that song:

Found via Joe McHale via Jordan Running.

Click to find out how you can order one!

If you’re looking for the perfect greeting card for a Stranger Things fan, look no farther than Ladyfinger Letterpress, who are selling this beauty for $5.

Photo by @online_shawn. Click to see the source.

Dear marketers, advertisers, and people who express their creative urges through clever store display arrangements: please don’t treat the upcoming 15th anniversary of 9/11 as a promotional opportunity.