The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Police in St. Pete arrested Richard Ellis Spurrier around 11 p.m. Saturday for handing out weed “because it was Christmas”. They say that said Spurrier had 45 grams of marijuana and was giving it away to passers-by, which is quite possibly the most Christmas-y thing one can do, short of tossing three bags of gold through someone’s open window so that their daughters wouldn’t have to take up prostitution as a career.

For some reason, Spurrier is being charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell. Aren’t “giving away” and “selling” two very different things? The St. Pete po-po are the Grinches in this scenario.

During the arrest, the cops discovered that had one of the sweet-ass canes that conceals a sword, which means that not only is Spurrier is goddamn Christmas hero, he’s also a badass.

Hanukkah began yesterday evening, Sunday, December 22, and ends on the evening of Monday, December 30. Chag Chanukah sameach!

It’s been ages since William Levin has published a Shabot 6000 comic, but its site is still online.

It was a perfectly fine film, but it didn’t feel as much of a finale as Avengers: Endgame did. In fact, I felt more satisfied with Jay and Silent Bob Reboot as an ending.

Still, it’s always nice to catch a film with my favorite movie-watching partner in crime:

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Of all the reviews of the visually disturbing movie adaptation of the musical CATS, Jen Yamato’s is my favorite.

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Who’s the unfortunate employee who has to do the “smell check”?

(In case you need context, here’s the story: Company Creates “Smell Check” Policy For Employees Who Take Too Long In The Bathroom.)

Recommended reading

• In other toilet news, here’s my previous article: How sloped is that sloping toilet? Here’s a little perspective.
• Nerdist: Sloped Toilet Aims to Curb Employee Bathroom Time
• Inc: Tilting Toilets and Smell Checks Don’t Solve Your Productivity Issues

The internet’s abuzz with discussion of the new toilet design, whose goal is to reduce employee time in the bathroom. Created by the late stage poop capitalists at StandardToilet.Net, it’s a toilet whose seat is at a 13° downward angle, requiring you to use your legs just to stay on the seat. After sitting on it for just a few minutes, most people will find it uncomfortable.

A 13° degree angle may not seem like much, so think of it this way: That’s a 23.1% grade (a 45° angle is considered to be a 100% grade). As a comparison, here’s a San Francisco street with a 25% grade, which means that it’s only slightly more angled than the new toilet:

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(If you’d like to see the grades of other San Francisco streets, see this article: San Francisco hills and grades.)

Here’s another street with a 25% grade, courtesy of the boostedboards subreddit:

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This toilet isn’t just an affront to employee dignity, but inconsiderate to people with gastrointestinal issues, people who need a little quiet time and privacy, and an outright violation of statutes for the disabled. I can also see it never being installed in executive washrooms.

I can see it getting an Ayn Rand Seal of Approval.

Recommended reading

• Nerdist: Sloped Toilet Aims to Curb Employee Bathroom Time
• BBC: Social media awash with scorn for ‘sloping toilet’
• The Engineering Toolbox: Slope — Degree, Gradient, and Grade Converter
• Forbes: Ten Unmistakable Signs Of A Bad Place To Work